Author Topic: medium/low intelligence people only thread (Read 33185 times)

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #225 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:32:43 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on June 27, 2010, 10:25:53 AM

I have like 15 credit cards.

14 are maxed which means it's time to get another.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #226 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:35:45 AM »

I liked Borat cause he makes fun of gay people and jews.

reidrolled · « **Reply #227 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:36:26 AM »

im mentally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)

HugeUpside · « **Reply #228 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:54:38 AM »

I wear retro '80's stuff because chicks love it.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #229 on:** June 27, 2010, 02:29:13 PM »

I am uber-religious

HugeUpside · « **Reply #230 on:** June 27, 2010, 03:16:16 PM »

I banged my girlfriend on a washing machine once. Got tons of high-fives from all the bros.

HugeUpside · « **Reply #231 on:** June 27, 2010, 03:17:13 PM »

I want to go to law school.

DQ12 · « **Reply #232 on:** June 27, 2010, 03:19:35 PM »

I spend the best summers of my life working in Topeka.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #233 on:** June 27, 2010, 03:21:32 PM »

I yell "show us your tits" when it's not in context.

HugeUpside · « **Reply #234 on:** June 27, 2010, 03:30:01 PM »

I grow out my bush then shave it to look like a Hitler mustache so I can call my dong the Fuhrer.

HugeUpside · « **Reply #235 on:** June 27, 2010, 03:31:34 PM »

I love Qdoba.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #236 on:** June 27, 2010, 03:34:25 PM »

I think running 6 miles a week will make me unfat.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #237 on:** June 27, 2010, 03:41:47 PM »

I think I'm going to be a famous actor one day.

HugeUpside · « **Reply #238 on:** June 27, 2010, 05:28:16 PM »

Some times I feel like I just get, man. You know? Like understand what it all means. Especially when I am listening to Cold Play.

DQ12 · « **Reply #239 on:** June 27, 2010, 05:30:08 PM »

My fiance and I bone with the lights on and full clothed.

HugeUpside · « **Reply #240 on:** June 27, 2010, 05:30:31 PM »

I read Wired magazine.

HugeUpside · « **Reply #241 on:** June 27, 2010, 05:33:55 PM »

Crying is for pussies.

DQ12 · « **Reply #242 on:** June 27, 2010, 05:57:58 PM »

Transformers movies are the crap.

HugeUpside · « **Reply #243 on:** June 27, 2010, 06:05:22 PM »

K-State security is always kicking me out of games.... Well, they haven't actually kicked me out. But a few times they've looked pretty concerned at how Pak'd and angry I was, so I just left on my own accord. They would've kicked me out, though. I just know it man.

HugeUpside · « **Reply #244 on:** June 27, 2010, 06:08:25 PM »

I'm going to go to KU Med so I can be closer to my girlfriend.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #245 on:** June 27, 2010, 06:18:38 PM »

I write for the Collegian.

DQ12 · « **Reply #246 on:** June 27, 2010, 06:26:38 PM »

When other dudes are getting some, I stand outside their door and pound on it. When they answer, I just like to open hand slap them in the face.

DQ12 · « **Reply #247 on:** June 27, 2010, 06:27:01 PM »

I hate black uniforms.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #248 on:** June 27, 2010, 06:45:24 PM »

I've never played basketball but I still freely give analysis.

jtksu · « **Reply #249 on:** June 27, 2010, 06:47:11 PM »

I hate how the mexicans are taking all the jobs from hard working white peopleM