Author Topic: medium/low intelligence people only thread (Read 32983 times)

cas4ksu · « **Reply #300 on:** June 11, 2011, 08:18:32 PM »

Whenever I get drunk, I like to smoke a Black and Mild.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #301 on:** June 11, 2011, 08:45:52 PM »

People don't like me because I'm outspoken and tell it like it is.

I'm a super big time republican and love pointing out how dumb the dems are.

I'm a super big democrat and love pointing out how dumb the pubs are.

OlatheWildcat · « **Reply #302 on:** June 11, 2011, 10:21:17 PM »

I sue a twitter user because they made fun of me

MichiganisGood · « **Reply #303 on:** June 12, 2011, 03:00:22 AM »

Quote from: cas4ksu on June 11, 2011, 08:08:51 PM

I like to dress up and have a smoking pipe in my mouth, but not have any type of tobacco in it at all.

Is there weed in there ??

Or do you have one of those sweet bubble pipes ?? Oh man, I get a kick out of those..

cas4ksu · « **Reply #304 on:** June 12, 2011, 10:24:19 AM »

Quote from: MichiganisGood on June 12, 2011, 03:00:22 AM

Quote from: cas4ksu on June 11, 2011, 08:08:51 PM
I like to dress up and have a smoking pipe in my mouth, but not have any type of tobacco in it at all.

Is there weed in there ??

Or do you have one of those sweet bubble pipes ?? Oh man, I get a kick out of those..

I was thinking more along the lines of guys who just dress up in robes and hats for special events and just have an empty pipe in their mouth.

8manpick · « **Reply #305 on:** June 12, 2011, 06:27:56 PM »

I love talking about how I'm a 1/4 (European country #1) 1/2 (European Country #2) 1/32 (Indian Tribe X) and how that heritage is all important.

During March I especially love telling people about how my great great grandpa was from Ireland.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #306 on:** June 13, 2011, 09:55:38 AM »

Vacationing in your own city. Renting hotel rooms within 20 miles of your house. Who else does this?

cas4ksu · « **Reply #307 on:** June 13, 2011, 10:29:11 AM »

"Last night at a party I totally convinced these people that I was from Australia with my Australian accent! It's was so sweet!"

felix rex · « **Reply #308 on:** June 13, 2011, 02:40:16 PM »

I can't wait until that new movie with the talking animals comes out. I saw the preview and the gorilla was dancing and the monkey was cussing. Oh man.

jtksu · « **Reply #309 on:** June 13, 2011, 03:08:06 PM »

OMG!!! That commercial with the king of queens and the talking gorilla!!!

nicname · « **Reply #310 on:** June 14, 2011, 02:21:58 AM »

I'll take my steak well done, and bring me a bottle of 57.

nicname · « **Reply #311 on:** June 14, 2011, 02:23:02 AM »

I buy Bud Light from the Liquor store because (insert grocery store name here) only sells 3.2

nicname · « **Reply #312 on:** June 14, 2011, 02:23:49 AM »

I'm actually a really good drunk driver.

nicname · « **Reply #313 on:** June 14, 2011, 02:27:35 AM »

Do you guys think that the 2001 Miami Hurricanes could beat the 2008 Detroit Lions?

nicname · « **Reply #314 on:** June 14, 2011, 02:29:03 AM »

I have the best sex when I'm drunk. I can go for hours.

nicname · « **Reply #315 on:** June 14, 2011, 02:30:30 AM »

Come on over, we're gonna bbq some steaks.

nicname · « **Reply #316 on:** June 14, 2011, 02:32:18 AM »

Sure I'll pay you $600 bucks for that iphone that cost you $400 to buy.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #317 on:** June 14, 2011, 10:28:27 AM »

I live in Kansas City, but the first thing I do when I go back to Manhattan is eat at Cox Bros BBQ. Best BBQ ever!

AbeFroman · « **Reply #318 on:** June 14, 2011, 10:29:24 AM »

There's a sweet band playing down at P&L tonight.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #319 on:** June 14, 2011, 10:30:17 AM »

I wouldn't go to Westport if I was you, too dark.