Author Topic: medium/low intelligence people only thread (Read 33041 times)

CNS · « **Reply #200 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:15:36 PM »

I smoke Marlboro Reds because the lights are for pussies.

jtksu · « **Reply #201 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:16:03 PM »

I'm convinced the moon landing was a hoax.

CNS · « **Reply #202 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:17:55 PM »

I bowl every Thursday. I own my own ball and shoes. My team is bitchin'.

CNS · « **Reply #203 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:20:04 PM »

My 80's conversion van is painted the colors of my fav sport team and I had the team's mascot painted on each door, along with my first name on my side, and my buddy's name on the passenger side.

CNS · « **Reply #204 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:21:11 PM »

I bought a 1999 Honda Civic, painted it with flat gray spray paint, and bolted a stainless steel spoiler on the trunk that is taller than the roof of the cab.

CNS · « **Reply #205 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:24:15 PM »

I visited the Alamo last summer so my kids could see how bad we kicked Mexico's ass. We chanted "U S A" the entire way home after picking up Taco Bell for lunch.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #206 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on June 26, 2010, 01:20:03 PM

And the home of the CHIEFS.

I'm the guy who holds the 'fence' sign at the games because I sit in seat 17 and my buddy sits in seat 16. That's why he holds the 'D'.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #207 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:29:50 PM »

I've started the U.S.A chant 6 times today at my local pub and have gotten pissed every time because no one follows my lead expect my buddy. I've screamed "C'MON, OUR BOYS NEED US NOW" after every failed USA chant attempt.

jtksu · « **Reply #208 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:31:14 PM »

I think Avatar is the best film of all time.

jtksu · « **Reply #209 on:** June 26, 2010, 04:03:40 PM »

I think soccer is the greatest sport on earth.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #210 on:** June 26, 2010, 04:11:27 PM »

I just got kicked out of my bar for starting a fight because I'm pissed we lost at soccer and the next table was making fun of me for starting the USA chants.

Rumsfield · « **Reply #211 on:** June 26, 2010, 05:07:49 PM »

I keep my pistol under my pillow

Do Work Son · « **Reply #212 on:** June 26, 2010, 06:58:17 PM »

I'm just a common man, that drives a common van

Do Work Son · « **Reply #213 on:** June 26, 2010, 06:59:06 PM »

I drink my milk straight from the jug

Perry · « **Reply #214 on:** June 26, 2010, 08:38:45 PM »

Jeff Dunham is my favorite comedian. I bet I could be funnier, though.

jtksu · « **Reply #215 on:** June 26, 2010, 08:57:52 PM »

You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Dunham is funnier than the Blue Collar Comedy guys. Hey, Perry, here's you sign! Git 'r dun!!!

HugeUpside · « **Reply #216 on:** June 26, 2010, 09:06:15 PM »

Quote from: reidrolled on June 26, 2010, 10:45:18 AM

I moved across the country for an extremely low paying career

I'm still with Brie even though she won't call me her boyfriend because of that one time I made out with another girl (which was wicked awesome).

HugeUpside · « **Reply #217 on:** June 26, 2010, 09:08:14 PM »

My "best friend" would rather hang out with TylerHughes and Ging

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #218 on:** June 26, 2010, 09:16:07 PM »

I would post in this thread if I could figure out what it is about.

Perry · « **Reply #219 on:** June 26, 2010, 11:31:35 PM »

Quote from: john doug on June 26, 2010, 09:16:07 PM

I would post in this thread if I could figure out what it is about.

lol, good one!

Scary Smart · « **Reply #220 on:** June 27, 2010, 02:29:47 AM »

Reidrolled vs. Huge Upside

DQ12 · « **Reply #221 on:** June 27, 2010, 03:11:19 AM »

Quote from: Scary Smart on June 27, 2010, 02:29:47 AM

Reidrolled vs. Huge Upside

I've got a big ass nose.

HugeUpside · « **Reply #222 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:13:19 AM »

I love rugby

steve dave · « **Reply #223 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:17:24 AM »

Chicks dig belinis. Just add some peach nector or raspberry concentrate, etc to a glass of champagne. Tastes great so they'll pound 'em and you get to pound her later.

jtksu · « **Reply #224 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:25:53 AM »

I have like 15 credit cards.