Author Topic: medium/low intelligence people only thread (Read 33057 times)

reidrolled · « **Reply #175 on:** June 26, 2010, 10:44:09 AM »

I only drink diet pepsi, because I know it wont make me fat

reidrolled · « **Reply #176 on:** June 26, 2010, 10:45:18 AM »

I moved across the country for an extremely low paying career

reidrolled · « **Reply #177 on:** June 26, 2010, 10:45:47 AM »

"i love my job, its not about the money"

reidrolled · « **Reply #178 on:** June 26, 2010, 10:46:33 AM »

I rented a scooter for the summer

reidrolled · « **Reply #179 on:** June 26, 2010, 10:47:14 AM »

I like Grizzly chew

reidrolled · « **Reply #180 on:** June 26, 2010, 10:47:51 AM »

I cant be racist, because I have a black friend

reidrolled · « **Reply #181 on:** June 26, 2010, 10:49:50 AM »

Im single handedly trying to keep this thread active

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #182 on:** June 26, 2010, 11:20:49 AM »

Quote from: reidrolled on June 26, 2010, 10:49:50 AM

Im single handedly trying to keep this thread active

You're doing good work.

DQ12 · « **Reply #183 on:** June 26, 2010, 11:51:54 AM »

I like to give myself mullets and other ironic haircuts for special occasions.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #184 on:** June 26, 2010, 11:53:11 AM »

i always tell the bartender to "make it a good one".

steve dave · « **Reply #185 on:** June 26, 2010, 11:56:55 AM »

I buy shots for the whole table

DQ12 · « **Reply #186 on:** June 26, 2010, 01:20:03 PM »

And the home of the CHIEFS.

Cire · « **Reply #187 on:** June 26, 2010, 01:33:05 PM »

I eat 2 apples a day when they first come into season in the fall.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #188 on:** June 26, 2010, 01:34:26 PM »

If I give a crappy tip I always say (ironically) "Keep the change"

jtksu · « **Reply #189 on:** June 26, 2010, 01:57:12 PM »

Gotta root for the KS teams- KSU football, KU basketball, and WSU baseball.

jtksu · « **Reply #190 on:** June 26, 2010, 01:59:41 PM »

I'm 1/128 German so, even though I've never even seen Germany and don't speak a word of German, I root for them in international sporting events.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #191 on:** June 26, 2010, 02:02:00 PM »

when i go to vegas, i'm just going to play roulette. i'll put five dollars on black and if i don't win then i'll just double my bet. if i don't win that, then i'll just double it again. it will be impossible for me to lose money. i literally figured out a way to beat vegas.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #192 on:** June 26, 2010, 02:18:55 PM »

I always jog without my shirt on regardless if I'm pale, or fat, or have a hairy back.

Cire · « **Reply #193 on:** June 26, 2010, 02:19:55 PM »

In the spring when oranges come into season I eat 2 a day every day.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #194 on:** June 26, 2010, 02:21:50 PM »

I have a really cool bicycle outfit that I wear when I ride even though I'm fat and only ride 4 times a summer. I also like to hog the road when I bicycle because that's what 'us' bikers do.

jtksu · « **Reply #195 on:** June 26, 2010, 02:39:59 PM »

I have an AV system worth about 3k in my Civic, which is worth about 2k. Also, my fat exhaust pipe is really loud.

CNS · « **Reply #196 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:02:36 PM »

I still subscribe to the newspaper.

CNS · « **Reply #197 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:04:40 PM »

I have a sticker on my car of a cartoon character pissing on a chevy symbol and a license plate with the Tasmanian devil on it.

CNS · « **Reply #198 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:06:22 PM »

I have a leather Nascar jacket and a red lamp with the number 8 on it in my living room.

jtksu · « **Reply #199 on:** June 26, 2010, 03:14:44 PM »

I'm a vegan for ethical reasons.