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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #125 on: June 25, 2010, 12:05:58 PM »
I use the word 'queer' almost everyday.
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #126 on: June 25, 2010, 12:11:22 PM »
I berate waitresses in front of people.
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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #127 on: June 25, 2010, 12:17:22 PM »
I like to talk about the dump I just took.
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #128 on: June 25, 2010, 12:28:38 PM »
I have a large DVD/Blue Ray collection

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #129 on: June 25, 2010, 12:30:27 PM »
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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #130 on: June 25, 2010, 12:31:26 PM »
10 years later, I still go by my high school nickname

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #131 on: June 25, 2010, 12:41:03 PM »
I want to be Bret Michaels.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #132 on: June 25, 2010, 12:50:47 PM »
i eat my vegetables


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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #133 on: June 25, 2010, 12:52:20 PM »
IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Sorry to interrupt this thread, but how many of these have to apply to you before you are officially medium/low intelligence?   :ohno:

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #134 on: June 25, 2010, 12:57:09 PM »
I miss Capt Phil already.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #135 on: June 25, 2010, 12:57:51 PM »
Big Foot is real and gets pissed when people shazbot! with him and don't share their beef jerky.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #136 on: June 25, 2010, 01:03:02 PM »
When stopped at an intersection I flash my headlights in order to turn the light green.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #137 on: June 25, 2010, 01:03:25 PM »
I use the word 'queer' almost everyday.

I use the word queer to describe something unusual, because I think it makes me look intelligent.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #138 on: June 25, 2010, 01:04:05 PM »
IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Sorry to interrupt this thread, but how many of these have to apply to you before you are officially medium/low intelligence?   :ohno:

I wasn't man enough to ask this question earlier.   :frown:

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #139 on: June 25, 2010, 01:41:55 PM »
IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Sorry to interrupt this thread, but how many of these have to apply to you before you are officially medium/low intelligence?   :ohno:

some of you are doing this thread wrong



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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #140 on: June 25, 2010, 01:44:40 PM »
I love all reality TV.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #141 on: June 25, 2010, 01:48:57 PM »
I don't care what they say, WWF is real.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #142 on: June 25, 2010, 01:49:44 PM »
My Larry the Cable Guy DVD's always crack everyone up.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #143 on: June 25, 2010, 02:43:50 PM »
I have 3 pairs of crocs.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #144 on: June 25, 2010, 03:00:45 PM »
I drink Mountian Dew

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #145 on: June 25, 2010, 03:07:02 PM »
I have a cousin/friend who plays for the football team and he says....

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #146 on: June 25, 2010, 03:15:44 PM »
i get my news from the BBC

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #147 on: June 25, 2010, 03:16:56 PM »
I have a large DVD/Blue Ray collection

goddamn you have medium to low intelligence   :blank:

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #148 on: June 25, 2010, 03:28:13 PM »
Sherron is definitely going to get drafted.  Prolly low first round or high second.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #149 on: June 25, 2010, 03:44:29 PM »
Not only am I still on Facebook but I'm happy when a pal from jr. high adds me as a friend even though I haven't been friends with him since, well, jr. high.
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever