Author Topic: medium/low intelligence people only thread (Read 33206 times)

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #75 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:28:01 AM »

I have the hot silhouetted girl on my mud flaps with balls hanging from the hitch.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #76 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:31:32 AM »

I hate everything about California.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #77 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:33:20 AM »

Hey guys, I heard they're gonna have the tilt-a-whirl at the fair this year.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #78 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:34:06 AM »

I vote because it's my civic duty. Even if it's for the school board.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #79 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:34:34 AM »

I make comments to cheerleaders as they pass me at sporting events.

LHarKSUCat · « **Reply #80 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:35:00 AM »

I hate everything about California.

And f**k New York Too

(I saw Local H last night)

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #81 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:37:33 AM »

I make sure to fill my refill my soda before I leave.

reidrolled · « **Reply #82 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:43:27 AM »

I have a four day pass to country stamped.

steve dave · « **Reply #83 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:45:00 AM »

I do not like spending time with my wife. When she goes out of town to see her sister my friends and I get wrecked and go to the boobie bar.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #84 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:46:40 AM »

I've dutch oven'd every girl I've dated.

reidrolled · « **Reply #85 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:47:07 AM »

i never want to graduate

ben ji · « **Reply #86 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:48:55 AM »

My wife always has a 64 oz big gulp drink full of diet cola with her.

steve dave · « **Reply #87 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:49:08 AM »

I have extravegant landscaping with a man made pond in my back yard

steve dave · « **Reply #88 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:50:59 AM »

I refer to all drugs as dope

reidrolled · « **Reply #89 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:52:14 AM »

I'm fat

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #90 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:53:28 AM »

Me, my wife, and our two kids walk shoulder to shoulder so you can't pass us.

steve dave · « **Reply #91 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:54:03 AM »

My kid is screaming but I don't care because I'm used to it

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #92 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:55:01 AM »

I'm the only person left on earth who doesn't know to take my shoes off in the airport security line.

CHONGS · « **Reply #93 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:55:11 AM »

I have a man-cave

reidrolled · « **Reply #94 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:55:54 AM »

I will punch you

felix rex · « **Reply #95 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:56:03 AM »

Toyota in NASCAR? No thanks!

reidrolled · « **Reply #96 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:59:52 AM »

i save people with the word of god

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #97 on:** June 25, 2010, 11:00:39 AM »

This is a Christian nation.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #98 on:** June 25, 2010, 11:04:09 AM »

I listen to Johnny Dare really loudly.

I think Johnny Dare is hilarious and I always screw up "its, it's" "your, you're" and "they're, their" to.

felix rex · « **Reply #99 on:** June 25, 2010, 11:04:33 AM »

You know what sucks? Warm beer. rough ridin' euro-trash. Warm up the cigarettes and tight jeans.