Author Topic: medium/low intelligence people only thread (Read 33281 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #50 on:** June 25, 2010, 09:58:05 AM »

I carry about $80 in cash at all times

Kat Kid · « **Reply #51 on:** June 25, 2010, 09:59:45 AM »

I just found this great little auction place. It is where I got all of my home furnishings and my lawn mower.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #52 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:00:19 AM »

I have probably mowed your parents lawn.

CHONGS · « **Reply #53 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:00:30 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 25, 2010, 09:27:12 AM

I have a bottle of Patron in the freezer

steve dave · « **Reply #54 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:03:45 AM »

No, Pepsi is not ok, I'll just have water

steve dave · « **Reply #55 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:08:56 AM »

Man, it's hot outside. Supposed to rain this weekend?

chum1 · « **Reply #56 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:12:20 AM »

Looks like gas is up a penny.

CHONGS · « **Reply #57 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:14:24 AM »

I think I have some more room on the back of my car for another ribbon and a few more stickers.

steve dave · « **Reply #58 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:15:49 AM »

I hate taxes

CHONGS · « **Reply #59 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:16:37 AM »

I love texas

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #60 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:16:56 AM »

"If I was your age I would be all over that."

steve dave · « **Reply #61 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:17:32 AM »

I got the bachelor laid at his bachelor party

ew2x4 · « **Reply #62 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:18:22 AM »

The local swimming pool opens soon.

CHONGS · « **Reply #63 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:19:08 AM »

I enjoy the cutting edge social commentary offered by South Park.

steve dave · « **Reply #64 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:20:22 AM »

I've had sushi

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #65 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:20:28 AM »

I've had the same haircut for 15 years.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #66 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:21:16 AM »

Our local high school looks good enough to take State this year.

CHONGS · « **Reply #67 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:21:42 AM »

I have to come to complete stop before I make a right turn.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #68 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:21:49 AM »

"Did you know that Budweiser is owned by foreigners?"

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #69 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:21:57 AM »

I fly a confederate flag in my backyard.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #70 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:23:20 AM »

I've been to up-state New York for a wedding one time.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #71 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:24:17 AM »

My conservative friends send me e-mails that are completely true because, well, they just are.

AzCat · « **Reply #72 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:24:34 AM »

I'm a proud card-carrying union member and registered straight-party-ticket voting Democrat!

ew2x4 · « **Reply #73 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:25:54 AM »

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #74 on:** June 25, 2010, 10:27:05 AM »

medium/low intelligence guy: "Where you from?"

girl at bar: "______ _________"

medium/low intelligence guy: "Oh yeah? My buddy has a place right near there. You know where the lake is?"