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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2010, 09:30:49 AM »
Favorite Saturday pastime....

Sunbathing in a tank top while drinking High Life...in 32 oz. cans.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2010, 09:32:27 AM »
I don't go downtown cause I don't want to get shot.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2010, 09:33:11 AM »
I love the cheesecake factory
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2010, 09:34:57 AM »
I tell people about the portion size of meals I've had

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2010, 09:35:39 AM »
I've been to Bennett Springs more times than I can count

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2010, 09:36:39 AM »
I drive a large truck that is lifted and has large wheels to make up for my small penis.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2010, 09:37:54 AM »
I used to wear orange to KSU games

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2010, 09:38:16 AM »
Whatever story you are telling, I am anxiously awaiting the end of it so I can recall my story, which is much better and involves much bigger and cooler things than your story
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2010, 09:39:12 AM »
I used to wear orange to KSU games

I wear camouflage clothing with Powercats.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2010, 09:39:17 AM »
I watch shows on the Science Channel, but I don't really know what they're saying.  I like looking at the pretty colors when they show the stars.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2010, 09:39:35 AM »
Nobody used to drink as much or as often as me back in the day

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2010, 09:40:20 AM »
I buy American.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2010, 09:41:53 AM »
I make jokes about how women should be in the kitchen

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2010, 09:42:30 AM »
In middle school I was second on the "most likely to bring a gun to school" list.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2010, 09:45:21 AM »
I freak out when I see two guys holding hands. Lesbians are awesome though.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2010, 09:48:28 AM »
today's music sucks

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2010, 09:49:20 AM »
I listen to Johnny Dare really loudly.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2010, 09:49:35 AM »
Someday I'm going to pack up and go on a roadtrip with no map and no agenda.  Just drive.  

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2010, 09:50:26 AM »
I bought a subscription to Sirius to listen to Howard Stern.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2010, 09:52:17 AM »
I tell my friends I will help them with stuff if they buy the beers

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2010, 09:52:32 AM »
I love Summer Blockbusters.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #46 on: June 25, 2010, 09:54:21 AM »
I have a fuzz buster.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #47 on: June 25, 2010, 09:56:22 AM »
I love telling people how I was a star player on my JV basketball team, and scored 23 points in 3/4 of a game (7 3pters)!

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #48 on: June 25, 2010, 09:56:31 AM »
Walmart is for white trash.  Our family shops target.

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Re: medium/low intelligence people only thread
« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2010, 09:57:22 AM »
I trade in vehicles about every 3 years