So damn excited about this thread!!!
Okay, I used to play baseball with this guy back in high school, a lefty from Kapaun. Dude didn't do anything except pitch for us and he was pretty salty. Anyway, we went down to the Riverfest one year to look at the car show at Century 2. On the way there, while crossing over a bridge, he leaned over the railing and spit right on a dude's head from like 30 feet up. I was all: "WTF dude?! Did you just spit on that dude's head?!" He was all: "What, did you know him?!" I was all: "No, but that's not the rough ridin' point!!" rough ridin' lefties.