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Crazed and Violent Lefties
« on: June 25, 2010, 12:18:52 AM »
fracking left handed people!

anybody have any stories?  :driving:


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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2010, 07:15:39 AM »
They are usually the best athletes
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2010, 08:02:31 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on June 25, 2010, 07:15:39 AM
They are usually the best athletes

statistical data is needed to back this insane claim up. are you a lefty?
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2010, 08:08:06 AM »
Quote from: asava on June 25, 2010, 08:02:31 AM
Quote from: steve dave on June 25, 2010, 07:15:39 AM
They are usually the best athletes

statistical data is needed to back this insane claim up. are you a lefty?

no
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2010, 08:16:05 AM »
I am left handed, and extremely athletic
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2010, 08:16:32 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on June 25, 2010, 08:08:06 AM
Quote from: asava on June 25, 2010, 08:02:31 AM
Quote from: steve dave on June 25, 2010, 07:15:39 AM
They are usually the best athletes

statistical data is needed to back this insane claim up. are you a lefty?

no

 :surprised:

i feel like i'm back in junior high all over again.
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2010, 08:23:07 AM »
I hired 5 new people in the last 8 months or so. I recently discovered that 4 of them are left-handed. Freaking creepy (also, one of them looks kind of athletic).
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2010, 08:31:26 AM »
True story. We have a lefty on our softball team. When he comes to bat they all have to shift a few feet towards right field. It's hilarious.
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2010, 08:49:20 AM »
I'm left handed.  I might be athletic but I was forced to do many things.. "bat, golf, shoot a basketball" right handed so I'm more of an ambidextrous Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) that can use both hands but neither very well. 

I flog it with my right hand though and I'm pretty good at that. 

Oh, I'm also violent.
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2010, 08:50:30 AM »
Quote from: john doug on June 25, 2010, 12:18:52 AM
fracking left handed people!

anybody have any stories?  :driving:
what a dumbass signature you have.  f*cking dumbass.
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2010, 09:02:59 AM »
Lefties just about ruined my Little League career. Always wanted to play first base but never could. Found lefties more difficult to hit than righties for whatever reason. I was quick down the line, but lefties were quicker, because their batters box is closer.
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2010, 09:35:43 AM »
I once benched a 5 star recruit in NCAA 2004 because he was left handed. Was just too weird.
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2010, 09:49:31 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on June 25, 2010, 08:50:30 AM
Quote from: john doug on June 25, 2010, 12:18:52 AM
fracking left handed people!

anybody have any stories?  :driving:
what a dumbass signature you have.  f*cking dumbass.

i know. why on earth do people have sigs like that? i will never understand it. how can you be passionate about such a stupid thing.

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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2010, 10:14:41 AM »
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2010, 10:29:05 AM »
Quote from: AppleJack on June 25, 2010, 08:31:26 AM
True story. We have a lefty on our softball team. When he comes to bat they all have to shift a few feet towards right field. It's hilarious.

thats pretty standard. i don't get why thats so funny? we have like 4 lefty's on our softball team (ridiculously good btw) and everyone always shifts. you shift your outfield and infield.
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2010, 10:44:32 AM »
Quote from: ew2x4 on June 25, 2010, 09:35:43 AM
I once benched a 5 star recruit in NCAA 2004 because he was left handed. Was just too weird.

lol
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2010, 11:02:55 AM »
Quote from: asava on June 25, 2010, 10:29:05 AM
thats pretty standard. i don't get why thats so funny? we have like 4 lefty's on our softball team (ridiculously good btw) and everyone always shifts. you shift your outfield and infield.

Lol at asava being on a good softball team. I bet you told them all you were awesome at softball because your years of playing tennis allowed you to place the ball anywhere on the diamond. 

Asava's Softball Ratings-

Fielding-  :flush:
Batting for average-  :jerk:
Batting for power- :lol:
Arm- :crossfingers:
Speed-  :zzz:
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2010, 11:41:48 AM »
Quote from: ben ji on June 25, 2010, 11:02:55 AM
Quote from: asava on June 25, 2010, 10:29:05 AM
thats pretty standard. i don't get why thats so funny? we have like 4 lefty's on our softball team (ridiculously good btw) and everyone always shifts. you shift your outfield and infield.

Lol at asava being on a good softball team. I bet you told them all you were awesome at softball because your years of playing tennis allowed you to place the ball anywhere on the diamond. 

Asava's Softball Ratings-

Fielding-  :flush:
Batting for average-  :jerk:
Batting for power- :lol:
Arm- :crossfingers:
Speed-  :zzz:

didn't you strike out? also i believe my batting average was somewhere between 1500 and 2850. i got hits when i didn't even show up to games. definitely lol on the batting power though.
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2010, 01:08:35 PM »
Quote from: asava on June 25, 2010, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: ben ji on June 25, 2010, 11:02:55 AM
Quote from: asava on June 25, 2010, 10:29:05 AM
thats pretty standard. i don't get why thats so funny? we have like 4 lefty's on our softball team (ridiculously good btw) and everyone always shifts. you shift your outfield and infield.

Lol at asava being on a good softball team. I bet you told them all you were awesome at softball because your years of playing tennis allowed you to place the ball anywhere on the diamond. 

Asava's Softball Ratings-

Fielding-  :flush:
Batting for average-  :jerk:
Batting for power- :lol:
Arm- :crossfingers:
Speed-  :zzz:

didn't you strike out? also i believe my batting average was somewhere between 1500 and 2850. i got hits when i didn't even show up to games. definitely lol on the batting power though.

I have NEVER struck out. I also kept stats that season bro, your average was somewhere in the 300-400 range. Mine? Anywhere in the 6-900 range.  :fatty:
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2010, 01:19:34 PM »
Quote from: ben ji on June 25, 2010, 01:08:35 PM
Quote from: asava on June 25, 2010, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: ben ji on June 25, 2010, 11:02:55 AM
Quote from: asava on June 25, 2010, 10:29:05 AM
thats pretty standard. i don't get why thats so funny? we have like 4 lefty's on our softball team (ridiculously good btw) and everyone always shifts. you shift your outfield and infield.

Lol at asava being on a good softball team. I bet you told them all you were awesome at softball because your years of playing tennis allowed you to place the ball anywhere on the diamond. 

Asava's Softball Ratings-

Fielding-  :flush:
Batting for average-  :jerk:
Batting for power- :lol:
Arm- :crossfingers:
Speed-  :zzz:

didn't you strike out? also i believe my batting average was somewhere between 1500 and 2850. i got hits when i didn't even show up to games. definitely lol on the batting power though.

I have NEVER struck out. I also kept stats that season bro, your average was somewhere in the 300-400 range. Mine? Anywhere in the 6-900 range.  :fatty:

like i'm ever going to trust your stats. and you most definitely struck out.
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2010, 01:25:43 PM »
Do left handed people masturbate with the left hands also?  :dunno:
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2010, 01:47:22 PM »
So damn excited about this thread!!!

Okay, I used to play baseball with this guy back in high school, a lefty from Kapaun.  Dude didn't do anything except pitch for us and he was pretty salty.  Anyway, we went down to the Riverfest one year to look at the car show at Century 2.  On the way there, while crossing over a bridge, he leaned over the railing and spit right on a dude's head from like 30 feet up.  I was all:  "WTF dude?!  Did you just spit on that dude's head?!"  He was all:  "What, did you know him?!"  I was all:  "No, but that's not the rough ridin' point!!"  rough ridin' lefties.
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Re: Crazed and Violent Lefties
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2010, 01:55:39 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on June 25, 2010, 01:47:22 PM
So damn excited about this thread!!!

Okay, I used to play baseball with this guy back in high school, a lefty from Kapaun.  Dude didn't do anything except pitch for us and he was pretty salty.  Anyway, we went down to the Riverfest one year to look at the car show at Century 2.  On the way there, while crossing over a bridge, he leaned over the railing and spit right on a dude's head from like 30 feet up.  I was all:  "WTF dude?!  Did you just spit on that dude's head?!"  He was all:  "What, did you know him?!"  I was all:  "No, but that's not the fracking point!!"  fracking lefties.

thats pretty damn good aim. impressive.
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