I can definitely see him attempting to pull a "George Constanza ordering a T-Bone" thing to get a nickname for himself.
Jacque: You know, some would say this is my second stint here at ol' KU. Haha second, like two. Some people say "deuce" for two. So some may call this my deuce stint. Haha "deuce". Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Self: Call an ambulance, I'm having another heart attack.