Single issue voters will try their best to ignorantly deliver this one too.
if i was a lawmaker, i would just be writing laws like "every taxpayer each has to give me, just me, BAC, one million dollars every year starting now, forever, no quitzies. Also, I, BAC, reserve the right to have my way with any of your wives at any time, no matter what. ALSO! If you vote against this bill, that means you automatically love aboriton"
the single issue voters would overnight empty their bank accounts and scotch-guard their cuck chairs and make me the richest, most sex-having man alive.