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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1000 on: February 17, 2025, 11:45:44 AM »

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1001 on: February 17, 2025, 11:49:17 AM »
Let’s not act surprised about the richest guy on the rough ridin' planet being able to get laid just because he’s the richest guy on the planet.

He’s managed to not have any irl friends or social life all this time. :dunno:

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1002 on: February 17, 2025, 11:50:13 AM »

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1003 on: February 17, 2025, 11:50:37 AM »
https://twitter.com/kylekulinski/status/1891354496581709950?s=46&t=qihx_M5rao00w7e29gt7Rw

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1004 on: February 17, 2025, 11:51:46 AM »
https://twitter.com/kylekulinski/status/1891354496581709950?s=46&t=qihx_M5rao00w7e29gt7Rw

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This presumes that the hitler tweet was a criticism.

Yeah, not exactly the right assumption
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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1005 on: February 17, 2025, 11:52:55 AM »
Let’s not act surprised about the richest guy on the rough ridin' planet being able to get laid just because he’s the richest guy on the planet.

He’s managed to not have any irl friends or social life all this time. :dunno:

Probably had them meet him at his bed on the factory floor. That's how all the good workers back in 1880 did it
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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1006 on: February 17, 2025, 12:08:36 PM »
Please reply below if you believed that Musk was having actual relations with all of these women . . .

I didn't.  He is way to incel to be having sex, even with unattractive girls like those pictured

Oh, okay dug

You're going to be very upset about elon not actually having any sex aren't you?

Not at all, I am just  :lol: :lol: :lol: at you being the resident self proclaimed expert on all things Incel

But you are my go to for when I need an incel update, you never provide any links to what you allege is being said, but I am willing to take your word for it.  :thumbsup:

You don’t need to be hurt by this.  Elon has never been into girls

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1007 on: February 17, 2025, 12:09:22 PM »
It was more funny haha when he was showing his ass calling people slurs after they didn't want him to attempt a cave rescue. I'm not laughing as much anymore, as he makes statements from the Oval Office.
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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1008 on: February 17, 2025, 12:28:28 PM »
It was more funny haha when he was showing his ass calling people slurs after they didn't want him to attempt a cave rescue. I'm not laughing as much anymore, as he makes statements from the Oval Office.

Hey, that's when I stopped being a fan of Elon (the cave crap)!
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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1009 on: February 17, 2025, 12:36:24 PM »
https://twitter.com/kylekulinski/status/1891354496581709950?s=46&t=qihx_M5rao00w7e29gt7Rw

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This presumes that the hitler tweet was a criticism.

These people are acutely aware of media outlets (like old twitter) that they believe allow for too much speech that they do not agree with.

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1010 on: February 17, 2025, 12:38:42 PM »
Please reply below if you believed that Musk was having actual relations with all of these women . . .

I didn't.  He is way to incel to be having sex, even with unattractive girls like those pictured

Oh, okay dug

You're going to be very upset about elon not actually having any sex aren't you?

Not at all, I am just  :lol: :lol: :lol: at you being the resident self proclaimed expert on all things Incel

But you are my go to for when I need an incel update, you never provide any links to what you allege is being said, but I am willing to take your word for it.  :thumbsup:

You don’t need to be hurt by this.  Elon has never been into girls

If you say so #slowdug  :thumbsup:


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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1011 on: February 17, 2025, 12:45:01 PM »
elon is like the michael jackson of maga

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1012 on: February 17, 2025, 01:48:09 PM »
him honking off and not actually even kissing this lady is very endearing to magas

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1013 on: February 17, 2025, 01:49:15 PM »
Azealia banks says grimes told her Elon has a botched penile implant  :frown:
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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1014 on: February 17, 2025, 01:52:27 PM »
him honking off and not actually even kissing this lady is very endearing to magas

it's cause having sex with women is gay (to them)
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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1015 on: February 17, 2025, 01:53:33 PM »
Azealia banks says grimes told her Elon has a botched penile implant  :frown:

like, he had a micro peen and tried to get it bigger but that got screwed up and now he can't bone down ladies he can only crank it out and mail them his jizz with a venmo?

mega maga if so

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1016 on: February 17, 2025, 01:53:36 PM »
Azealia banks says grimes told her Elon has a botched penile implant  :frown:

I think my favorite is his first wife saying at their wedding "I am the alpha" while dancing.
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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1017 on: February 17, 2025, 01:57:24 PM »
Azealia banks says grimes told her Elon has a botched penile implant  :frown:

like, he had a micro peen and tried to get it bigger but that got screwed up and now he can't bone down ladies he can only crank it out and mail them his jizz with a venmo?

mega maga if so

That is the way I took it
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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1018 on: February 17, 2025, 02:35:40 PM »
him honking off and not actually even kissing this lady is very endearing to magas

it's cause having sex with women is gay (to them)

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1019 on: February 17, 2025, 03:02:17 PM »
The genitalia obsessed weirdos of #blueanongE are at 14.6/7 levels today 


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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1020 on: February 17, 2025, 03:29:15 PM »
Azealia banks says grimes told her Elon has a botched penile implant  :frown:

like, he had a micro peen and tried to get it bigger but that got screwed up and now he can't bone down ladies he can only crank it out and mail them his jizz with a venmo?

mega maga if so

That is the way I took it

more than one way to taze your crank, i suppose

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1021 on: February 17, 2025, 03:38:11 PM »
Who ends up with more kids and baby mamas? Elon Musk or Tyreek Hill?

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1022 on: February 17, 2025, 03:46:11 PM »
Who ends up with more kids and baby mamas? Elon Musk or Tyreek Hill?

the number of women elon has paid to IVF will never be truly known because it's pretty embarassing to be a non-haver.

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1023 on: February 17, 2025, 03:57:05 PM »


Azealia banks says grimes told her Elon has a botched penile implant  :frown:

like, he had a micro peen and tried to get it bigger but that got screwed up and now he can't bone down ladies he can only crank it out and mail them his jizz with a venmo?

mega maga if so

That is the way I took it


Unlike the mothers, who did not.

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Re: Let's talk about Elon Musk
« Reply #1024 on: February 17, 2025, 04:57:00 PM »


Azealia banks says grimes told her Elon has a botched penile implant  :frown:

like, he had a micro peen and tried to get it bigger but that got screwed up and now he can't bone down ladies he can only crank it out and mail them his jizz with a venmo?

mega maga if so

That is the way I took it


Unlike the mothers, who did not.

Mocat to Elon

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