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CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« on: December 17, 2023, 12:13:56 PM »
a sold out octogon and a cats team searching for their identity in this mid-December match up of two of college basketball’s most storied and successful programs.

reasons to hope:  the cats have won 5 in a row

reasons to mope: nebraska beat michigan state in their last game

i’m a little nervous about hoiberg leaving the little apple with a win


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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2023, 12:22:53 PM »
Losing to Nebraska in basketball is simply not something that is done.

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2023, 01:14:28 PM »
Hoping for a eff dick lint chant
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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2023, 02:10:24 PM »
Let's get this done!

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2023, 02:15:35 PM »
#51 is straight out of nebraska basketball central casting


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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2023, 02:17:11 PM »
cookie belcher ain’t walking through the door


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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2023, 02:31:38 PM »
No doubt this is a storeyed husker program taking the hardwood today. I think once the boys in purple can get past the intimidation factor of that an historic red N on the shirt they will settle in and play their brand of roundball

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2023, 02:34:03 PM »
If we could take advantage of turnovers we'd be up by double digits right now

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2023, 02:37:21 PM »
Appreciating that early run from Nubbs.

Put the hammer down, Cats. Let's get that 10.5

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2023, 02:50:24 PM »
I don’t know why Buddy Rich doesn’t play much. He seems to do good things a lot.
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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2023, 02:54:35 PM »
I'm all for stomping the bugeaters thru the floorboards in the second half

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2023, 03:06:34 PM »
Probably shouldn't refer to them as Nubb (on account of one of their assistants only having 1.5 arms)

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2023, 03:11:13 PM »
Well not the ideal start to the half

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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2023, 03:14:43 PM »
Their one armed assistant would be outrebounding us if he was on the floor

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2023, 03:16:33 PM »
This is ab embarrassing display of effort.

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2023, 03:22:00 PM »
This ain't good
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« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2023, 03:24:05 PM »
They might have more orebs than we have total rebs

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2023, 03:25:20 PM »
I thought we would be tune in today. Sleepwalking out there.

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« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2023, 03:26:42 PM »
Doesn't seem like they can't do anything well this half
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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2023, 03:28:05 PM »
Kaluma is our guy. We will go as he goes.

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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2023, 03:28:34 PM »
They're going to get in the bonus and this game is over

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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2023, 03:30:27 PM »
Just play to take this to OT
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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2023, 03:31:37 PM »
Our bigs kinda suck and the refs are letting everything go down low.

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« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2023, 03:32:46 PM »
This seems over
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Re: CATS VS CORN - CBB Blue Bloods - MASTER THREAD
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2023, 03:34:02 PM »
We might not make it to 50pts