Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed

[Spracne]

'Clams putting on a master class of bankroll discipline

A lot of cretins mock 'clams' unconventional wagers, but they don't understand the beautiful algorithms that are driving and automating 'clams' investment strategies. Trillions of possible outcomes, and yet his maths are able to whittle it down to a few can't-miss picks every week.

[pissclams]

the algorithm spit that out as I was about to line up to board my SWA flight (a8) out of phx.  you probably already guessed that none other than sly james was a5.

[michigancat]

https://x.com/Lj_era8/status/1840763399145234636

[pissclams]

rusty and lamar, besties for life

[michigancat]

lol quality tweet

https://x.com/Bencjacobs/status/1840897216518472118

[ben ji]

To Michigancats point tho my buddy just sent me this.....is fan duel peer pressuring people to bet more or WTF? (I don't use fan duel so I'm not familiar with it)

[ben ji]

Maybe they send those alerts to everyone regardless of what you bet? Seems kind of condescending imo

[star seed 7]

Yeah I get it sometimes, I think you have to have at least a 30 min "session" which is pretty long to be rough ridin' around in the app. It's supposed to be an anti-addiction measure.

[michigancat]

Kind of reminds me of the Netflix "are you still here?" but really seems like a half hearted way of saying they are concerned with problem gambling

[Winters]

To Michigancats point tho my buddy just sent me this.....is fan duel peer pressuring people to bet more or WTF? (I don't use fan duel so I'm not familiar with it)

I know this guy who is a degenerate table tennis better (like hundreds of dollars on a match) and I bet when he gets those notifications it is hilarious. I will ask him to send me one!

[michigancat]

I know this guy who is a degenerate table tennis better (like hundreds of dollars on a match)

???

[Spracne]

I know this guy who is a degenerate table tennis better (like hundreds of dollars on a match)

???

Lol. Right. Let's hear more about this guy.

[ben ji]

I know this guy who is a degenerate table tennis better (like hundreds of dollars on a match)

???

Lol. Right. Let's hear more about this guy.

I have a friend of a friend who is a compulsive gambler on table tennis/Korean baseball/random crap. I see him a couple of times a year and it's annoying. This was before gambling was even legal in Kansas and he spent 20 minutes talking to me about how easy it is to win money gambling on the WNBA.

[Winters]

I know this guy who is a degenerate table tennis better (like hundreds of dollars on a match)

???

Lol. Right. Let's hear more about this guy.

Just got off the phone with this dude and he's going to sign up for this blogsite!

[pissclams]

[ben ji]

At work we have a "pick em" league type thing where each week you pick the winner of every NFL game and put in $10 and whoever gets the most games right wins it all (tie breaker is total points in MNF)....About 10 people play each week and I've won twice and got 2nd twice in 5 weeks.....everyone thinks I'm a savant. 

But you know what my secret is? I just look at the point spread and bet on the team that is favored 90% of the time. I guess everyone else just randomly picks teams 

[star seed 7]

My mortgage payment was very happy for that 9th inning hr

[pissclams]

My mortgage payment was very happy for that 9th inning hr

nice investment

[Winters]

I'd like to sprinkle a Dylan Edwards and K-State Defense TD this weekend (will wait to see what the odds are though (presented by fanduel))

[bananaeater]

I'd like to sprinkle a Dylan Edwards and K-State Defense TD this weekend (will wait to see what the odds are though (presented by fanduel))

great minds and whatnot. 

[pissclams]

folks, here’s this week’s ULTIMATE PANTY DROPPER

[ben ji]

folks, here’s this week’s ULTIMATE PANTY DROPPER

I like some of those morsels in there (usc Jr +21.5) but don't like others (ole miss -3.5).

[bananaeater]

ok boys, here are some last minute draftkings odds this gambler is investing in:

Cats D/ST touchdown : +450. (have a feeling)

high return parlay:
cats on the moneyline
Dylan Edwards anytime TD
over 50.5
AJ 70+ rushing yards
you'd probably guess the odds on that parlay are somewhere around +100. 

+625.  (not a typo)

Gotta run, wife is pulling up and I've got to hide the burner.  good luck degens!  go cats!

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[star seed 7]

This week's investment

[DaBigTrain]

Damn, BYU won but already messed up everything for Saturday