Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed

[wetwillie]

Just send me the money and I'll place the bet for you minus a small handling fee

[DaBigTrain]

Hopefully Ricky D doesn’t catch wind of this

[bananaeater]

First parlay I committed to.  Feel real good about this one, but we're certainly not done yet.  I'm starting to feel real good about our cats guys . . .

[wetwillie]

Stack an Avery anytime TD on that bitch and let's rock

[bananaeater]

Stack an Avery anytime TD on that bitch and let's rock

[mocat]

i don't have any straight parlays this week, just kind of scattering some little bets around here and there like fertilizing the yard

notre dame -2.5
L

ga tech +1.5
W

6 pt teasers:
toledo -9.5 (hit already)
air force -12.5
L

jacksonville st +21.5
missouri +21.5
W

next time i'll remember to do an odd # of bets

[mocat]

air force losing by 20 as an 18.5 pt favorite is wild

[wetwillie]

Surely someone hit on the cats to cover yesterday?

[bananaeater]

Surely someone hit on the cats to cover yesterday?

You rang?

[highway61]

I've got a good arbitrage opportunity for those with Propbuilder. For some reason it lets you parlay receiving yards with receptions. So if there are any players whose line is set at .5 receptions, just parlay the under with under on receiving yards and you can increase the odds on the receptions under. There were 2 this week in the NFL. One took the odds from +154 to +210.

[bananaeater]

It's time to start thinking about the upcoming game against the Bears of Baylor and how we springboard into riches from said game.

Just like our beloved football cats, we degens cannot allow recent losses to discourage us, or god forbid prevent us from achieving our (gambling) goals this season.  There are still bets to be made, milestones to reach, and some family members who haven't yet distanced themselves. 

Am I still allowed to run the concession stand register for booster club fundraisers?  No. 

Can I still place any number of poorly conceived parlays with a loan against my wifes 401k?  Yes. 

Others may have lost hope, but I'll be damned if I give up mid season while asking our football cats to persevere.  I may be really bad at this, but I'm no quitter.  Those that are with me, lets start talking parlays. 

 

[Spracne]

For some people, it's gambling. For other people, it's rotten bitches who hold you back.

Either way, I support moving forward with positivity.

[wetwillie]

Avery anytime touchdown against Baylor HAS to hit, doesn't it?

[bananaeater]

Avery anytime touchdown against Baylor HAS to hit, doesn't it?

I believe it does, yes. 

[Tobias]

no negative consequences

[pissclams]

For some people, it's gambling. For other people, it's rotten bitches who hold you back.

Either way, I support moving forward with positivity.

well said

[XocolateThundarr]

Avery anytime touchdown against Baylor HAS to hit, doesn't it?

I believe it does, yes. 

[bananaeater]

Still no player lines for the Baylor beat down game, which tells me Vegas is scared of what we might put together with the studs in our stable.  Obviously they've watched game film.

No reason we can't get things started.  First, a pretty conservative parlay considering what I believe we are going to do them Saturday.  This is a +420 parlay that simply says "hey, we really plan on beating Baylor pretty badly, we just don't know exactly the means by which we're going to do it".
 

[ben ji]

Here is ben ji's locked and loaded +3604 (boosted 33%) 5 game parlay.

Let's win our farms back!

[wetwillie]

Betting on Mizzou is something

[mocat]

Betting on Mizzou is something

they are 6-3 ats this year!
I had them in a 6pt teaser at UGA last week and they covered even without the teaser. 

[mocat]

that said, the game this week is a tossup and i certainly wouldn't include it in a parlay. BUT ben ji's parlay is a hail mary anyway, go (tiger)cats

[wetwillie]

Betting on Mizzou is something

they are 6-3 ats this year!
I had them in a 6pt teaser at UGA last week and they covered even without the teaser. 

That mofo has the moneyline on them mocat!

[mocat]

Betting on Mizzou is something

they are 6-3 ats this year!
I had them in a 6pt teaser at UGA last week and they covered even without the teaser. 

That mofo has the moneyline on them mocat!

well yeah the spread is +1.5 m8

[mocat]

ben ji if missouri loses by 1 point, wetwillie is going to annihilate you itt