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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #150 on: October 29, 2023, 06:17:33 PM »
What is a +2000 parlay, you correctly bet the spread on every game in the early window?
Weird bets man.  Certain teams scoring each quarter parlayed with certain players hitting yardage targets.  None of it makes any sense.  I think it's some kind of eastern philosophy because she keeps mumbling something about "hanging dong".  No clue.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #152 on: October 29, 2023, 06:20:24 PM »
Not a single posted parlay ITT this week hit, damn.

still got nfl to F up!



The chiefs being the weak link in this parlay hurts double

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #153 on: October 29, 2023, 06:25:39 PM »


I'll ride with you on this clams.  LFG!

ran into a buzz saw today sorry bro!
Just because they didn't hit doesn't mean the hot tips aren't appreciated.  You got a bears / chargers parlay you like to turn this thing around? 

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #154 on: October 29, 2023, 06:48:36 PM »
Not a single posted parlay ITT this week hit, damn.

still got nfl to F up!



The chiefs being the weak link in this parlay hurts double
This is what I'm doing to fix everything. 

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #155 on: October 29, 2023, 09:55:22 PM »
I absolutely want to have drinks with Bananaeater at some point.
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #156 on: October 29, 2023, 10:17:40 PM »
I absolutely want to have drinks with Bananaeater at some point.

Yes, but be prepared to be the one buying.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #157 on: October 31, 2023, 12:43:47 PM »
Avery anytime TD vs UT is a good bet imo, and I'm not gE'ng.
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #158 on: October 31, 2023, 02:59:30 PM »
I absolutely want to have drinks with Bananaeater at some point.

Yes, but be prepared to be the one buying.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #159 on: October 31, 2023, 03:49:54 PM »
:lol:
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #160 on: November 01, 2023, 03:40:45 PM »
What's the over/under on the number of times they cut to CK and talk about him beating Texas 3 years in a row as a QB?

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #161 on: November 01, 2023, 09:11:37 PM »
What's the over/under on the number of times they cut to CK and talk about him beating Texas 3 years in a row as a QB?
These are the kind of bets draft kings needs to offer for people.  It's like the moron casino where cousin Eddie bets in national lampoon's Vegas vacation.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #162 on: November 03, 2023, 11:05:08 AM »
i don't have any straight parlays this week, just kind of scattering some little bets around here and there like fertilizing the yard

notre dame -2.5

ga tech +1.5

6 pt teasers:
toledo -9.5 (hit already)
air force -12.5

jacksonville st +21.5
missouri +21.5

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #163 on: November 03, 2023, 11:07:02 AM »
Who is on the cats moneyline this weekend?
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #164 on: November 03, 2023, 11:14:15 AM »
Who is on the cats moneyline this weekend?

sure why not. i'm seeing +150

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #165 on: November 03, 2023, 11:21:57 AM »
Who is on the cats moneyline this weekend?

you rang?

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #166 on: November 03, 2023, 11:32:43 AM »
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #167 on: November 03, 2023, 11:33:34 AM »
Gentlemen, it's that time.  A nice live game parlay on the titans / steelers put a little coin in this ole lump of coals pocket, and I'm looking to turn that into something bigger.  Just another turn on the flywheel of financial responsibility.     

IMHO, this is the most important game for the cats to this point in the season, and therefore deserves at least two parlays, with an option for a third.  I'm thinking maybe a +200ish, +500ish, and then a +1000 if grandmas social security check cashes. 

I like Giddens to rush for 60+ and score a TD.  I like the cats to score over 24.5, and little bananaeater stands to attention at Cats +4.  I'm not giving up on Avery getting in the endzone tomorrow, and @wetwillie has only made me more optimistic.  I haven't decided how best to arrange these feelings into winning bets, but things should start coalescing over the next few hours as I completely zone out at my desk. 

What are you all looking at?  OhOhOhHot tips only please.
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #168 on: November 03, 2023, 12:30:29 PM »
Who is on the cats moneyline this weekend?

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #169 on: November 03, 2023, 03:47:45 PM »
i don't have any straight parlays this week, just kind of scattering some little bets around here and there like fertilizing the yard

notre dame -2.5

ga tech +1.5

6 pt teasers:
toledo -9.5 (hit already)
air force -12.5

jacksonville st +21.5
missouri +21.5
LFG!

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #170 on: November 03, 2023, 03:51:02 PM »
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #171 on: November 03, 2023, 03:52:40 PM »
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #172 on: November 03, 2023, 04:36:30 PM »
Querstion for you degens. Besides being unlawful, what's to stop someone from using a VPN to place bets in a state with legalized gambling?

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #173 on: November 03, 2023, 04:44:08 PM »
Querstion for you degens. Besides being unlawful, what's to stop someone from using a VPN to place bets in a state with legalized gambling?
Nothing. It’s pretty easy to get around.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #174 on: November 03, 2023, 04:45:45 PM »
Querstion for you degens. Besides being unlawful, what's to stop someone from using a VPN to place bets in a state with legalized gambling?
Nothing. It’s pretty easy to get around.

Source: my Canadian friend

Pretty much what I figured. Just curious. My Canadian friend won't be trying it because he has enough vices already.