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Troy University
« on: September 05, 2023, 12:04:05 PM »
First off, didn't realize they were in Alabama. :dunno:

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2023, 12:12:29 PM »
Heard they named the school after professional concussion receiver Troy Aikman even though he has no other affiliation with the region.
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Re: Troy University
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2023, 12:17:57 PM »
Alabama? Disgusting.

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2023, 12:25:20 PM »
All offseason I was worried about playing another tough-nosed Louisiana team in this sweltering summer heat. They’re from Alabama? Pfffft  :lol: Cats roll BIG.

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2023, 12:39:48 PM »
I'm not taking them lightly  :don'tcare:














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Re: Troy University
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2023, 02:11:58 PM »
I've already mentally beaten them and already looking ahead to mizzou
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Re: Troy University
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2023, 03:23:09 PM »
I hope Avery gets the entire second half. 

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2023, 03:45:23 PM »
Troy?  Who are we playing next, the Lost City of Atlantis A&M?  :lol:


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Re: Troy University
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2023, 04:42:52 PM »
I have been to Troy and have viewed their stadium in person.

It was hot AF on that day and thus I did not spend long looking around. 

Alabama State and South Alabama have nicer stadiums, as does UAB and JSU




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Re: Troy University
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2023, 05:03:38 PM »
Troy, UAB, that other Alabama school we played last year all kind of blend together tbh

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2023, 05:47:04 PM »
I'm taking them lightly a.f.

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2023, 06:24:14 PM »
Troy would be kind of scary if we were playing them on the road and we had Bazooka Joe at QB. Not scary at all this year.

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2023, 12:49:10 AM »
i doubt there will even be a net exodus of good smelling beach dwellers clogging the interstates on the way to the cracker belt.  cats roll.

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2023, 08:04:42 AM »
My first quarter prediction - Will Howard runs over their linebacker going into the endzone then t-bags him while yelling "THIS is Sparta!!!"

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2023, 08:05:51 AM »
More like Troy Qniiversity.

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2023, 08:56:43 AM »
more like OH BOY, this is going to be boring.

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2023, 09:10:04 AM »
Their mascot looks like he's related to the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2023, 09:30:22 AM »
Their mascot looks like he's related to the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

I thought this was their mascot...

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2023, 12:31:07 PM »
Troyhards.


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Re: Troy University
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2023, 06:51:13 PM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2023, 09:18:11 PM »
Their mascot looks like he's related to the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

I thought this was their mascot...


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Re: Troy University
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2023, 10:34:02 PM »
Their mascot looks like he's related to the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

I thought this was their mascot...


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Re: Troy University
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2023, 06:44:23 AM »
If you took Troy/UAB/South Alabama and shook them up in a yahtzee can then rolled them out onto different parts of the state absolutely no one would notice.

Oh, UAB's in Mobile now? Cool I guess.

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Re: Troy University
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2023, 06:22:02 AM »
Shall we go??
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Re: Troy University
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2023, 08:22:54 AM »
 :lynchmob:

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