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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2023, 04:34:38 PM »
I eat a lot of eggs for breakfast. I just crack them let it cook and slide it off the pan. Rarely have to clean the pan or use a wooden spoon. Easy and quick

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2023, 05:01:33 PM »
Oven bacon  :thumbs:
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« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2023, 10:13:09 PM »
Bacon; I make it in the oven and it works perfectly every time.  :cool:

this topic has been adjudicated several times over. The only people who don't cook it in the oven are mongos who are too proud to try it and admit that it is the superior method across every possible metric. And to see those people triple down on their position is really quite something.

I’m quadrupling down that on the grill is tops.  No grease or pans to clean up.  No smells in the house.

see this is exactly what i'm talking about. With every word it became more and more abundantly clear that what tdaver is saying is  "I have never actually attempted to cook bacon in the oven and everything i'm saying is purely conjecture"

Oven bacon is pretty good, but do you even Blackstone bro?
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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2023, 10:23:28 PM »
DuckOfDeath bacon sashimi

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2023, 10:29:54 PM »
Bacon; I make it in the oven and it works perfectly every time.  :cool:

this topic has been adjudicated several times over. The only people who don't cook it in the oven are mongos who are too proud to try it and admit that it is the superior method across every possible metric. And to see those people triple down on their position is really quite something.

I’m quadrupling down that on the grill is tops.  No grease or pans to clean up.  No smells in the house.

see this is exactly what i'm talking about. With every word it became more and more abundantly clear that what tdaver is saying is  "I have never actually attempted to cook bacon in the oven and everything i'm saying is purely conjecture"

Oven bacon is pretty good, but do you even Blackstone bro?
When I grow up I want to get a blackstone and smoker and become AST.

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2023, 10:34:03 PM »
Oven bacon is the cats meow
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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2023, 10:38:49 PM »
Bacon; I make it in the oven and it works perfectly every time.  :cool:

this topic has been adjudicated several times over. The only people who don't cook it in the oven are mongos who are too proud to try it and admit that it is the superior method across every possible metric. And to see those people triple down on their position is really quite something.

I’m quadrupling down that on the grill is tops.  No grease or pans to clean up.  No smells in the house.

see this is exactly what i'm talking about. With every word it became more and more abundantly clear that what tdaver is saying is  "I have never actually attempted to cook bacon in the oven and everything i'm saying is purely conjecture"

Oven bacon is pretty good, but do you even Blackstone bro?
When I grow up I want to get a blackstone and smoker and become AST.

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2023, 12:22:50 AM »
The Blackstone 36” is the next thing I’m gonna buy. Had a few things before that I already bought but it’s next.
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« Reply #33 on: June 03, 2023, 07:14:30 AM »
Bacon; I make it in the oven and it works perfectly every time.  :cool:

this topic has been adjudicated several times over. The only people who don't cook it in the oven are mongos who are too proud to try it and admit that it is the superior method across every possible metric. And to see those people triple down on their position is really quite something.

I’m quadrupling down that on the grill is tops.  No grease or pans to clean up.  No smells in the house.

see this is exactly what i'm talking about. With every word it became more and more abundantly clear that what tdaver is saying is  "I have never actually attempted to cook bacon in the oven and everything i'm saying is purely conjecture"

Oven bacon is pretty good, but do you even Blackstone bro?
When I grow up I want to get a blackstone and smoker and become AST.

Lmao, you grow up? 

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2023, 07:25:15 AM »
Someday I will. Someday.

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« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2023, 07:40:30 AM »
Someday I will. Someday.

Please do not expect me to when that day comes for you.

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« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2023, 12:20:11 PM »
I hang my bacon raw from a tiny clothesline at the center of the table and pass around a blowtorch so everyone can cook their bacon just the way they like it.

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« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2023, 01:53:54 PM »
I hang my bacon raw from a tiny clothesline at the center of the table and pass around a blowtorch so everyone can cook their bacon just the way they like it.

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2023, 02:30:16 PM »
As someone who cooks bacon almost every day for breakfast I am firmly on team Skillet. Throw 2 slices of bacon on the skillet at medium low heat, jump in the shower, flip the bacon, dry off and its pretty much done.

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« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2023, 03:11:55 PM »
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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2023, 03:16:25 PM »
Bacon is one of the most overrated things on earth. Get a hold of yourselves.

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2023, 06:38:37 PM »
Bacon is one of the most overrated things on earth. Get a hold of yourselves.
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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2023, 09:34:57 PM »
Bacon is one of the most overrated things on earth. Get a hold of yourselves.

Yeah it's good but nothing to lose your mind over
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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2023, 11:53:44 AM »
I hang my bacon raw from a tiny clothesline at the center of the table and pass around a blowtorch so everyone can cook their bacon just the way they like it.

Do you own a Bentonville taco restaurant

No, those hacks hang cooked bacon.

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2023, 12:08:26 PM »
burgers smokehouse peppered bacon is the bitb and available at most stores around kc


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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2023, 12:26:22 PM »
That is not a lie.

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2023, 12:36:17 PM »
When frying unbattered things that need to be extra crispy like vegetables, try frying twice.  Fry once and remove and let sit for 10-15 minutes then dab with paper towel to get more water off.  Then back into oil to fry again.

Onions, shallots, french fries, hash browns, etc.

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2023, 01:31:56 PM »
Pop Tarts; Toast one but not the other. Then you get a variety of flavors and textures in just one pack.

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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2023, 02:38:48 PM »
Hack: convince someone to cook for you
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Re: Cooking Hacks
« Reply #49 on: June 04, 2023, 03:33:47 PM »
Worcestershire Sauce; use it 3x more than you are currently using it.