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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1300 on: April 18, 2025, 09:38:57 PM »
Don't be a dumbass, we are about to land this guy.

https://www.nbadraft.net/players/andrej-kostic/

ok serious question is it even possible for an athlete with any sort of muscle mass whatsoever to be 6'7 and 195 lbs? The only person i'm aware of that is 6'7 and 195 is Donald J. Trump
Chet Holmgren is listed at 7' 1" and 208lbs. He looks like puke but is a pretty decent basketball player.

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« Reply #1301 on: April 19, 2025, 10:01:42 AM »
Don't be a dumbass, we are about to land this guy.

https://www.nbadraft.net/players/andrej-kostic/

ok serious question is it even possible for an athlete with any sort of muscle mass whatsoever to be 6'7 and 195 lbs? The only person i'm aware of that is 6'7 and 195 is Donald J. Trump

On behalf of all White Tiger fans, we are greatly offended by this question

From the kstate website he was listed at 6’-10” 210 lbs. I realize that would scale to 5 lbs per inch of height which seems reasonable but I’m telling you there is a barrier at the 200 lb mark. It’s like a sonic boom to be tall and also less than 200 lbs

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1302 on: April 19, 2025, 10:07:44 AM »
How do you feel about 6'7 160 pounds?
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« Reply #1303 on: April 19, 2025, 10:15:58 AM »
How do you feel about 6'7 160 pounds?

That’s taking Conan O’Brien, stretching him 3” taller, while also having him undergo chemotherapy for 6 months

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1304 on: April 19, 2025, 10:24:22 AM »
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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« Reply #1305 on: April 19, 2025, 12:01:37 PM »
I don’t know how they do it, but they’re reeling me back in for a taste.
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1306 on: April 19, 2025, 01:22:45 PM »
How do you feel about 6'7 160 pounds?
hard to figure out those numbers

i’m 6’7” 215 and can’t imagine playing d1 at 160.

even back in my playing days when I was dunking on sys on the regular, I think I was cooking around 190-200


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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1307 on: April 20, 2025, 09:21:29 PM »
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1308 on: April 20, 2025, 11:00:24 PM »
Scott Wildcat was saying that we should go full international. Go hire an associate head coach with extensive international experience and load the roster up with foreign players. I think we're pretty desperate and grasping at straws at this point.

We're going to get a couple, but even with this we still have to buy them out of their contracts then pay them too.

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« Reply #1309 on: April 21, 2025, 12:41:23 AM »
Is Scott Greenwalt available?
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« Reply #1310 on: April 21, 2025, 11:28:57 AM »
Is Scott Greenwalt available?
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« Reply #1311 on: April 21, 2025, 12:44:39 PM »
Last year after losing all his guards, Tang loaded up on bigs. So it follows then that this year after losing all his bigs, Tang is loading up on guards.

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« Reply #1312 on: April 21, 2025, 02:22:33 PM »
We already have two bigs and he will probably get one more
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1313 on: April 22, 2025, 10:33:24 AM »
CJ into portal. This seems much more beneficial for us than Jones. I can't imagine a Power 5 conference team offering him. Odd, he started over a much better player for like 2 months, yet thinks there's greener pastures elsewhere. He'll never be heard of again.

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« Reply #1314 on: April 22, 2025, 11:11:24 AM »
Who is Jones?
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1315 on: April 22, 2025, 11:27:05 AM »
When do we find out if Max gets granted another year or not?

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1316 on: April 22, 2025, 12:51:50 PM »
Will we have any players on our roster that could start for a bubble team by Nov 1?

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« Reply #1317 on: April 22, 2025, 12:54:22 PM »
Yea we have 5 already
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« Reply #1318 on: April 23, 2025, 01:10:55 AM »
Johnson is the only one who's proven he has the chops, in my view. Abdi is a solid maybe, but I question how well he fits on the floor with Johnson. get the Serbian kid and I'll feel much better.

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1319 on: April 23, 2025, 12:01:33 PM »
Johnson is the only one who's proven he has the chops, in my view. Abdi is a solid maybe, but I question how well he fits on the floor with Johnson. get the Serbian kid and I'll feel much better.

Kostic and Bashir were fringe NBA second round prospects heading into this year, but go off King.
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1320 on: April 24, 2025, 04:04:48 PM »
They haven't signed yet. I'll acknowledge them, especially Kostic, when the commit.