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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1275 on: April 17, 2025, 07:37:00 AM »
If we fumble around then backfill with other teams’ bench players, I will be unenthusiastic about the coming season.

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1276 on: April 17, 2025, 07:55:19 AM »
It's going to be Euros and mid major guys. 
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1277 on: April 17, 2025, 08:21:03 AM »

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1278 on: April 17, 2025, 10:13:26 AM »
So who do you guys think our next coach will be? Are we going to be out of money to reach out to Brad again? Maybe we reach out to Coach K and tell him he could really prove his greatness by coming to a place where the cupboards are bare and winning an NC. Does Frank want to run it back? Is Shane close to being a HC yet?

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1279 on: April 17, 2025, 11:28:00 AM »
Seems like Baylor is struggling as well and have turned their entire roster over. 
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1280 on: April 17, 2025, 12:32:58 PM »
Seems like Baylor is struggling as well and have turned their entire roster over.

Yeah I don't think this is a problem unique to us. But who knows. Wake me up when the season starts. (Maybe)

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1281 on: April 17, 2025, 12:41:19 PM »
It's going to be Euros and mid major guys.

If you swap out Euro for Aussies - Florida just won a title with this approach.

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1282 on: April 17, 2025, 01:10:36 PM »
Seems like Baylor is struggling as well and have turned their entire roster over.
That's incredible. Drew has always seemed like a "player's coach" from what I can gather.

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1283 on: April 17, 2025, 01:16:10 PM »
I like the euro strategy fwiw, I think it's smart. 
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1284 on: April 17, 2025, 01:54:15 PM »
I like the euro strategy fwiw, I think it's smart.

Get a bunch of former Yugo slavs over here and dominate.
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1285 on: April 17, 2025, 04:03:13 PM »
I like the euro strategy fwiw, I think it's smart.

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1286 on: April 17, 2025, 05:39:56 PM »
time to harvest some KORN


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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1287 on: April 17, 2025, 06:40:24 PM »
and yeah this movement isn’t unique to any particular program

we just need to hold tight while this staff figures it all out. although I have lost some confidence in their coaching ability that is all fixed with proper roster purchases in the free agent market.


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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1288 on: April 17, 2025, 07:42:18 PM »
They coach defense pretty well. Offense is a clown show.  It's pretty weird he hasn't completed his staff yet though, maybe he's got a coach tied to a player to backfill Maligi.
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1289 on: April 17, 2025, 09:02:16 PM »
Every day, I'm more pissed at Arkansas for not hiring Tang. What's today's team-building strategy, bible boy? Might as  well put a dart board in his office.

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1290 on: April 17, 2025, 09:14:45 PM »
Don't be a dumbass, we are about to land this guy.

https://www.nbadraft.net/players/andrej-kostic/
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1291 on: April 18, 2025, 04:30:18 AM »
Is he the kid who plays for Barcelona in the junior Euroleague?

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1292 on: April 18, 2025, 09:27:38 AM »
Don't be a dumbass, we are about to land this guy.

https://www.nbadraft.net/players/andrej-kostic/

ok serious question is it even possible for an athlete with any sort of muscle mass whatsoever to be 6'7 and 195 lbs? The only person i'm aware of that is 6'7 and 195 is Donald J. Trump

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1293 on: April 18, 2025, 09:51:21 AM »


Don't be a dumbass, we are about to land this guy.

https://www.nbadraft.net/players/andrej-kostic/

ok serious question is it even possible for an athlete with any sort of muscle mass whatsoever to be 6'7 and 195 lbs? The only person i'm aware of that is 6'7 and 195 is Donald J. Trump



Wemby whenever he was 6'-7"

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1294 on: April 18, 2025, 10:15:41 AM »
If you think Kostic is skinny you don't even want to see the stats on our new shooting guard
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1295 on: April 18, 2025, 11:47:59 AM »
Don't be a dumbass, we are about to land this guy.

https://www.nbadraft.net/players/andrej-kostic/

ok serious question is it even possible for an athlete with any sort of muscle mass whatsoever to be 6'7 and 195 lbs? The only person i'm aware of that is 6'7 and 195 is Donald J. Trump

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1296 on: April 18, 2025, 12:05:48 PM »
Don't be a dumbass, we are about to land this guy.

https://www.nbadraft.net/players/andrej-kostic/

ok serious question is it even possible for an athlete with any sort of muscle mass whatsoever to be 6'7 and 195 lbs? The only person i'm aware of that is 6'7 and 195 is Donald J. Trump
Chet Holmgren is listed at 7' 1" and 208lbs. He looks like puke but is a pretty decent basketball player.

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1297 on: April 18, 2025, 01:12:55 PM »
I will buy a Serbian flag.
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1298 on: April 18, 2025, 08:07:59 PM »
Probably easier to explain than a German one for Rapieque
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #1299 on: April 18, 2025, 09:23:31 PM »
Probably easier to explain than a German one for Rapieque
Also cooler …


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