Saban says he does not worship the devil. Is he lying?
More of a collaboration vs worship. It's well known that he eats newborns as his part of his bargain with the devil.
Did the trees on toomers corner ever recover after that barner Updike poisoned them?
Updike? Is that sorta like Manhatten? Barner? Please, update your colloquialism knowledge.
What part of Alabama do all the elephants reside?
Is it true that Alabama specifically asked for K-State not to be invited to the SEC for fears of losing their stranglehold?
Elephants in Alabama reside on sidewalks and within framed pictures upon mobile home walls.
And yes, Alabama asked for a couple of things a few years back. First, they asked that UAB have its football program shut down because they feared the Blazers. That almost succeeded. Next, they asked for Missouri to be admitted into the SEC vs Kansas State. Many talk about the tv contracts and such, but this was around the time that Synder still roamed the sideline in Manhattan and they were obviously afraid of him.
Who was right, Skynyrd or Neil Young?
Neil Young is a Canadian alien.
Outside of Mississippi, are there any states in the US that would be more undesirable to live in?
Sandstone, Alabama is a lovely place. Not only are the college sports top notch but it has a lot of perks. Please visit
https://alabama.travel/online-vacation-guide to learn more. There's a tutorial that will help guide you through the site too!