AMA About Alabama

[The_Wippuh]

As an alum of their rival school and having spent much time around 'Bammers, I am here to answer your questions.

[wetwillie]

Hi Wippuh,

Quick question for you.

Why won’t you leave us alone?

[The_Wippuh]

Why won’t you leave us alone?

I like to think of myself as the personification of a KSU football player on this board.  A 2 star, patchy facial hair white boy that is only accepted walking on here.

[pissclams]

dear the_wippuh,  welcome home.  have you considered entering the portal and coming to ksu catz university with your remaining eligibility?

[The_Wippuh]

dear the_wippuh,  welcome home.  have you considered entering the portal and coming to ksu catz university with your remaining eligibility?

Hi clams, pleasant to hear from you, it warms my heart.  In relation to your question, my family and I are praying over the decision.  I have narrowed my choices down to KSU, the Jaspers of Manhattan or Thompson High School right outside of Birmingham.

[Pete]

Saban says he does not worship the devil. Is he lying?

[ben ji]

Did the trees on toomers corner ever recover after that barner Updike poisoned them?

[Phil Titola]

What part of Alabama do all the elephants reside?

Is it true that Alabama specifically asked for K-State not to be invited to the SEC for fears of losing their stranglehold?

[EMAWzifried]

Who was right, Skynyrd or Neil Young?

[Sandstone Outcropping]

Outside of Mississippi, are there any states in the US that would be more undesirable to live in?

[The_Wippuh]

Saban says he does not worship the devil. Is he lying?

More of a collaboration vs worship.  It's well known that he eats newborns as his part of his bargain with the devil.

Did the trees on toomers corner ever recover after that barner Updike poisoned them?

Updike?  Is that sorta like Manhatten?  Barner?  Please, update your colloquialism knowledge.

What part of Alabama do all the elephants reside?

Is it true that Alabama specifically asked for K-State not to be invited to the SEC for fears of losing their stranglehold?

Elephants in Alabama reside on sidewalks and within framed pictures upon mobile home walls.

And yes, Alabama asked for a couple of things a few years back.  First, they asked that UAB have its football program shut down because they feared the Blazers.  That almost succeeded.  Next, they asked for Missouri to be admitted into the SEC vs Kansas State.  Many talk about the tv contracts and such, but this was around the time that  Synder still roamed the sideline in Manhattan and they were obviously afraid of him.

Who was right, Skynyrd or Neil Young?

Neil Young is a Canadian alien.

Outside of Mississippi, are there any states in the US that would be more undesirable to live in?

Sandstone, Alabama is a lovely place.  Not only are the college sports top notch but it has a lot of perks.  Please visit https://alabama.travel/online-vacation-guide to learn more.  There's a tutorial that will help guide you through the site too!

[BIG APPLE CAT]

What are some popular things to do in Alabama other than dialysis?

[The_Wippuh]

What are some popular things to do in Alabama other than dialysis?

Rooting for the Tide and siblings.

[Winters]

Do Bama fans complain about refs like Iowa St fans do?

[I_have_purplewood]

Do Alabama kids really refer to their parents as, Ma & Pa?  Will I have to hear a ton of that from the Alabama contingent if I go to New Orleans for the game?

[Dugout DickStone]

what does skunk taste like?

[XocolateThundarr]

Is it true the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

[Cire]

Do you say "My daddy, ..."

[The_Wippuh]

Do Bama fans complain about refs like Iowa St fans do?

Alabama fans only complain about Saban and how shitty he is. 

Do Alabama kids really refer to their parents as, Ma & Pa?  Will I have to hear a ton of that from the Alabama contingent if I go to New Orleans for the game?

Please see below.  You'll be hearing a lot of 'Roll Tide's and 'oh, my dear, my On Clouds have been scuffed on our visit to the French quarter'.

what does skunk taste like?

Woodsy, sweet and fruity.  None of that Humboldt BS.

Is it true the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

The Chinese are believed to have invented the first natural bristle toothbrush in the 1400s, using pigs' hair for the bristles and bone or bamboo for the handles. These toothbrushes were taken to Europe, and this design was adapted to use horsehairs, which many Europeans preferred.

Do you say "My daddy, ..."

No.  'Diddy' is the preferred nomenclature.  As in, 'Diddy made a wagon wheel from a 2x4.'

[XocolateThundarr]

Is it true the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

The Chinese are believed to have invented the first natural bristle toothbrush in the 1400s, using pigs' hair for the bristles and bone or bamboo for the handles. These toothbrushes were taken to Europe, and this design was adapted to use horsehairs, which many Europeans preferred.

Interesting.  I just assumed Alabama because if it was invented any where else I thought it would be called a teethbrush.

[Boakai]

Which region of Alabama has the highest amount of UhpDawg?

[The_Wippuh]

Which region of Alabama has the highest amount of UhpDawg?

What's UhpDawg?

[Cire]

Is it true that at bowl games, fans of whomever Alabama is playing often wake up in a hotel room bathtub missing their teeth?

[BIG APPLE CAT]

out of curiousity i went over to the google dot com and searched "dentist in alabama" and it wasn't able to find anything

sorry that wasn't a question. more of a comment, really.

[Boakai]

Which region of Alabama has the highest amount of UhpDawg?

What's UhpDawg?

Nothing much what’s up with you?