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ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
« on: December 03, 2022, 03:28:07 PM »
Alabama, prepare to meet the real power of college football! We are Big 12 Champions and we are coming for you to show you who the real top team in college football is! 


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Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2022, 03:30:10 PM »
Does playing Alabama hurt the image of our program?

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Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2022, 03:30:34 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2022, 03:34:55 PM »
is this a done deal?  seems like there's still a lot of football to be played, and hopefully a lot more underdogs still to be crowned.
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2022, 03:35:58 PM »
We already know what will happen. They’ll have a few scrubs opt out of the game, we destroy them, and they make excuses


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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2022, 03:37:48 PM »
if this country had a true playoff, i wouldn't be surprised to see kstate get a chance at revenge against tulane.  for my money, they're still the best team we played and the only team that beat us on the field.
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2022, 03:38:49 PM »
Can't imagine the jalopies coming in from bumfuck rural Alabama. Been there, it's gross city USA
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2022, 03:42:35 PM »
is this a done deal?  seems like there's still a lot of football to be played, and hopefully a lot more underdogs still to be crowned.

They will back out of the sugar bowl, they want nothing to do with us.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2022, 03:45:50 PM »
is this a done deal?  seems like there's still a lot of football to be played, and hopefully a lot more underdogs still to be crowned.

They will back out of the sugar bowl, they want nothing to do with us.

Unfortunately this is probably more true than not.  They know... oh how do they know.
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2022, 03:48:42 PM »
The Alabama crimson pride are completely unprepared for what will Howard is about to unleash on them lmfao
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2022, 03:49:07 PM »
is this a done deal?  seems like there's still a lot of football to be played, and hopefully a lot more underdogs still to be crowned.

They will back out of the sugar bowl, they want nothing to do with us.

that would be for the best, imo.  i'd love to see tulane get their spot.  would be incredible and well-deserved for them to get a "home" game to end the season.
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2022, 03:51:31 PM »
it would be incredible for america to be introduced to this deserving tulane team in a new year's bowl.  "wait, if they're the green wave, why are they wearing sky blue unis?"

well, because they want to to, you racist fucks.
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Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2022, 03:53:21 PM »
There's a decent chance Alabama gets into the playoffs still.
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2022, 03:55:25 PM »
I can't wait to see the look on their stupid faces when I show up to the tailgate with my wife and my cousin, and they aren't the same person.

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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2022, 04:18:21 PM »
I’m looking forward to whipping that ass up and down the field.
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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2022, 04:35:34 PM »
There's a decent chance Alabama gets into the playoffs still.


Michigan, Georgia, tOSU, Bama?
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2022, 04:38:32 PM »
There's a decent chance Alabama gets into the playoffs still.

I don't think so.

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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2022, 04:39:30 PM »
Better chance of LSU beating Georgia and getting the Sugar Bowl bid automatically than Alabama making the playoffs.

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Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2022, 04:40:38 PM »
There's a decent chance Alabama gets into the playoffs still.


Michigan, Georgia, tOSU, Bama?
Yah

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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2022, 05:16:25 PM »
There's a decent chance Alabama gets into the playoffs still.


Michigan, Georgia, tOSU, Bama?
Yah

Not even close. Seems like a real bizarre circumstance to put the first two loss team in the cfp.

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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2022, 05:39:58 PM »
What the hell is Crimson Pride anyway?  :confused:

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Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2022, 06:22:58 PM »
More like Alabuttma

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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2022, 06:42:01 PM »
Be sure to smile at every Alabama fan you see. It's not every day that they get to see what a full set of teeth look like.

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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2022, 07:10:16 PM »
What about our program image?

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Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2022, 07:27:01 PM »
Be sure to smile at every Alabama fan you see. It's not every day that they get to see what a full set of teeth look like.

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