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Title: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
Post by: Pete on December 03, 2022, 03:28:07 PM
Alabama, prepare to meet the real power of college football! We are Big 12 Champions and we are coming for you to show you who the real top team in college football is! 
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Post by: konofo on December 03, 2022, 03:30:10 PM
Does playing Alabama hurt the image of our program?

kono
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Post by: Pete on December 03, 2022, 03:30:34 PM
FAIR QUESTION!
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Post by: sys on December 03, 2022, 03:34:55 PM
is this a done deal?  seems like there's still a lot of football to be played, and hopefully a lot more underdogs still to be crowned.
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Post by: OK_Cat on December 03, 2022, 03:35:58 PM
We already know what will happen. They’ll have a few scrubs opt out of the game, we destroy them, and they make excuses


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Post by: sys on December 03, 2022, 03:37:48 PM
if this country had a true playoff, i wouldn't be surprised to see kstate get a chance at revenge against tulane.  for my money, they're still the best team we played and the only team that beat us on the field.
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Post by: cfbandyman on December 03, 2022, 03:38:49 PM
Can't imagine the jalopies coming in from bumfuck rural Alabama. Been there, it's gross city USA
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Post by: wetwillie on December 03, 2022, 03:42:35 PM
is this a done deal?  seems like there's still a lot of football to be played, and hopefully a lot more underdogs still to be crowned.

They will back out of the sugar bowl, they want nothing to do with us.
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Post by: I_have_purplewood on December 03, 2022, 03:45:50 PM
is this a done deal?  seems like there's still a lot of football to be played, and hopefully a lot more underdogs still to be crowned.

They will back out of the sugar bowl, they want nothing to do with us.

Unfortunately this is probably more true than not.  They know... oh how do they know.
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 03, 2022, 03:48:42 PM
The Alabama crimson pride are completely unprepared for what will Howard is about to unleash on them lmfao
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Post by: sys on December 03, 2022, 03:49:07 PM
is this a done deal?  seems like there's still a lot of football to be played, and hopefully a lot more underdogs still to be crowned.

They will back out of the sugar bowl, they want nothing to do with us.

that would be for the best, imo.  i'd love to see tulane get their spot.  would be incredible and well-deserved for them to get a "home" game to end the season.
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Post by: sys on December 03, 2022, 03:51:31 PM
it would be incredible for america to be introduced to this deserving tulane team in a new year's bowl.  "wait, if they're the green wave, why are they wearing sky blue unis?"

well, because they want to to, you racist fucks.
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Post by: CHONGS on December 03, 2022, 03:53:21 PM
There's a decent chance Alabama gets into the playoffs still.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 03, 2022, 03:55:25 PM
I can't wait to see the look on their stupid faces when I show up to the tailgate with my wife and my cousin, and they aren't the same person.
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Post by: DaBigTrain on December 03, 2022, 04:18:21 PM
I’m looking forward to whipping that ass up and down the field.
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Post by: wetwillie on December 03, 2022, 04:35:34 PM
There's a decent chance Alabama gets into the playoffs still.


Michigan, Georgia, tOSU, Bama?
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 03, 2022, 04:38:32 PM
There's a decent chance Alabama gets into the playoffs still.

I don't think so.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 03, 2022, 04:39:30 PM
Better chance of LSU beating Georgia and getting the Sugar Bowl bid automatically than Alabama making the playoffs.
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Post by: CHONGS on December 03, 2022, 04:40:38 PM
There's a decent chance Alabama gets into the playoffs still.


Michigan, Georgia, tOSU, Bama?
Yah
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Post by: MakeItRain on December 03, 2022, 05:16:25 PM
There's a decent chance Alabama gets into the playoffs still.


Michigan, Georgia, tOSU, Bama?
Yah

Not even close. Seems like a real bizarre circumstance to put the first two loss team in the cfp.
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Post by: Hurricane Cat on December 03, 2022, 05:39:58 PM
What the hell is Crimson Pride anyway?  :confused:
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 03, 2022, 06:22:58 PM
More like Alabuttma
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 03, 2022, 06:42:01 PM
Be sure to smile at every Alabama fan you see. It's not every day that they get to see what a full set of teeth look like.
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Post by: EMAWzifried on December 03, 2022, 07:10:16 PM
What about our program image?
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Post by: Trim on December 03, 2022, 07:27:01 PM
Be sure to smile at every Alabama fan you see. It's not every day that they get to see what a full set of teeth look like.

An orifice within an orifice.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 03, 2022, 07:33:16 PM
I live in Tuscaloosa. I can assure you these people in this town absolutely are not prepared for Wheels Howitzer. They have myopic SEC disease and they have no idea what goes on outside of it. Probably because they don't know how to read a newspaper.
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Post by: CNS on December 03, 2022, 11:02:09 PM
Cats by 28
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Post by: cfbandyman on December 03, 2022, 11:16:35 PM
Cats by 28

Halftime deficit for those ingrates
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Post by: catastrophe on December 04, 2022, 11:16:09 AM
Ever since the Cats showed how good they can be, Saban has been campaigning mercilessly trying to duck us in the Sugar. SAD
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Post by: steve dave on December 04, 2022, 11:17:18 AM
I saw on TV about how Alabama sucks bigtime.
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Post by: cfbandyman on December 04, 2022, 11:26:23 AM
BRING IT YA BUNCH OF YELLA HILLBILLIES
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Post by: kstater on December 04, 2022, 11:28:23 AM
So am I supposed to bring my cousin as a sacrifice?   

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Post by: star seed 7 on December 04, 2022, 11:30:50 AM
What the hell is Crimson Pride anyway?  :confused:

I think it has something to do with the elephants that are native to the region
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on December 04, 2022, 11:33:05 AM
One (of several) things I don’t get about Albama is why are they so obsessed with Brian Dennehy? Like don’t get me wrong he was a fine actor but seriously naming your football stadium after him? Someone explain that please
Title: Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 04, 2022, 11:35:07 AM
Saban can’t avoid us now. His complaining didn’t pay off and they have to play us now. :excited:
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Post by: steve dave on December 04, 2022, 11:35:41 AM
most of the people who live in alabama actually like kansas state more than alabama. they will pretend that they don't but they do, you can tell from looking at them.
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Post by: cfbandyman on December 04, 2022, 11:40:40 AM
Saban can’t avoid us now. His complaining didn’t pay off and they have to play us now. :excited:

He knows he's got a meh for him team that could barely beat texas w/ a crap ton of help

Now how many of his team is going to sit this out cause they don't care
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Post by: nicname on December 04, 2022, 11:42:32 AM
I'm just worried for poor Ben Newman.
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Post by: Pete on December 04, 2022, 11:51:13 AM
https://twitter.com/jlkurtz/status/1599460276062953472?s=21
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Post by: Pete on December 04, 2022, 11:56:22 AM
https://twitter.com/jlkurtz/status/1599462103013654528?s=21
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Post by: nicname on December 04, 2022, 12:08:00 PM
Came to post those. Hard-hitting commentary by our guy Kurtz
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Post by: cfbandyman on December 04, 2022, 01:50:52 PM
https://twitter.com/KStateFB/status/1599491059532242944
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Post by: kim carnes on December 04, 2022, 01:54:59 PM
WHATS THE SPREAD?!?
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Post by: MakeItRain on December 04, 2022, 02:45:31 PM
My Sugar Bowl tickets are already in my K-State Ticket account, section 135 :excited:
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Post by: cfbandyman on December 04, 2022, 02:47:36 PM
My Sugar Bowl tickets are already in my K-State Ticket account, section 135 :excited:

Hot
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Post by: CNS on December 04, 2022, 02:58:44 PM
Has anyone ever made a more aggressive national media plea to avoid playing someone than saban did? 

It’s embarrassing.
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on December 04, 2022, 03:09:59 PM
Has anyone ever made a more aggressive national media plea to avoid playing someone than saban did? 

It’s embarrassing.

More like Dick-less Nicholas Saban
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Post by: DaBigTrain on December 04, 2022, 03:31:42 PM
Has anyone ever made a more aggressive national media plea to avoid playing someone than saban did? 

It’s embarrassing.
It was pretty pathetic. Never seen a bigger whiner on national TV trying to avoid the inevitable ass beating they have coming.

“Our QB wasn’t feeling well”

“We had to play on the road”

Give me a break you loser. :lol:
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Post by: catastrophe on December 08, 2022, 03:09:46 PM
My Sugar Bowl tickets are already in my K-State Ticket account, section 135 :excited:
Just saw mine in there. Exciting stuff. I think we’re up on 334.
Title: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
Post by: catastrophe on December 08, 2022, 03:15:19 PM
One thing that the media isn’t discussing is K-State’s motivation in this game. We just won an extremely competitive conference. Could be tough for our boys to resist the urge to rest on their laurels.

At the other end of the spectrum you have Alabama, whose biggest achievement is barely beating a team that finished in the top half of the Big 12. Alabama hasn’t achieved anything this year—they didn’t even win their division! You have to imagine there will be some desperation on Saban’s end to avoid starting the 2023 season looking like the 5th best team in the SEC.
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Post by: Pete on December 08, 2022, 04:40:48 PM
I think the opposite for both.
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Post by: MadCat on December 09, 2022, 01:54:46 PM
We already beat a playoff team, this should be a nice breather.
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Post by: muqluk on December 09, 2022, 11:32:05 PM
Bama fans are not optimistic


https://www.rollbamaroll.com/2022/12/4/23492852/alabama-crimson-tide-to-play-kansas-state-in-the-sugar-bowl
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Post by: ChiComCat on December 10, 2022, 11:44:52 AM
Saban’s overrated and gets a lot of credit for beating up Vandy year after year
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Post by: wetwillie on December 10, 2022, 12:38:11 PM
Wouldn’t be surprised if he retires after this.  Time for Lane Kiffen to run the Death Star.
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Post by: Katpappy on December 10, 2022, 09:56:37 PM
Guys, he's 70 and done.  I can see it in his eyes; he looks whipped and his spirit has gone AWOL.  He may just hang it up after the beating we give them for a new year's gift.
Title: Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
Post by: catastrophe on December 16, 2022, 02:21:34 PM
Superbowl confirmed. We're getting Alabama's best shot on NYE:

https://twitter.com/ClowESPN/status/1603843877563146240?s=20&t=yTFEoXWdmGPhenRsR7tZfA
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Post by: DaBigTrain on December 16, 2022, 02:24:50 PM
 :lynchmob: :katpak: :ksu: :emawkid: :billdance:
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Post by: kstater on December 16, 2022, 02:25:19 PM
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Post by: cfbandyman on December 16, 2022, 02:25:23 PM
https://twitter.com/ksu_FAN/status/1603846220010688520
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on December 16, 2022, 02:27:25 PM
It's a good thing they decided to play because that is Bama's only chance to win.
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Post by: wetwillie on December 16, 2022, 02:33:02 PM
Bryce Young either ignored some good advice, hasn’t watched what happened to Max Duggan in the Dr. Pepper, or both.
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Post by: DreamWeaver69 on December 16, 2022, 02:35:11 PM
This is starting to be a bit surreal that we are actually getting bama
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Post by: mocat on December 16, 2022, 02:39:03 PM
Bryce is a losery name tbh
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Post by: OK_Cat on December 16, 2022, 02:40:40 PM
As somebody said on Twitter, if we beat Alabama at full strength, we're going to be the most obnoxious fanbase on earth.  I can't wait.
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Post by: DreamWeaver69 on December 16, 2022, 02:41:42 PM
We already are
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 16, 2022, 02:43:45 PM
Saban is scared
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Post by: OK_Cat on December 16, 2022, 02:44:52 PM
Guys, we're probably going to get our dicks kicked in.  BUT!  Can you imagine????
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Post by: Institutional Control on December 16, 2022, 02:52:26 PM
Guys, we're probably going to get our dicks kicked in.  BUT!  Can you imagine????
No we’re not.


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Post by: mocat on December 16, 2022, 02:54:30 PM
the line should jump towards Bama now. will be a great time to grab the cats if it gets back up over a touchdown. i saw it as low as bama -3 a few days ago
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Post by: DaBigTrain on December 16, 2022, 03:26:59 PM
As somebody said on Twitter, if we beat Alabama at full strength, we're going to be the most obnoxious fanbase on earth.  I can't wait.

Will be so great.
Title: Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
Post by: CNS on December 16, 2022, 04:03:07 PM
As somebody said on Twitter, if we beat Alabama at full strength, we're going to be the most obnoxious fanbase on earth.  I can't wait.

11/10
Title: Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
Post by: CNS on December 16, 2022, 04:03:41 PM
Guys, we're probably going to get our dicks kicked in.  BUT!  Can you imagine????
No we’re not.


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Cats by 10.
Title: Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
Post by: muqluk on December 16, 2022, 04:13:39 PM
the line should jump towards Bama now. will be a great time to grab the cats if it gets back up over a touchdown. i saw it as low as bama -3 a few days ago

No lies or disinfo detected
Title: Re: ALABAMA, PREPARE YOUR ORIFICES!
Post by: cfbandyman on December 16, 2022, 04:18:15 PM
As somebody said on Twitter, if we beat Alabama at full strength, we're going to be the most obnoxious fanbase on earth.  I can't wait.

I will be, if we win I'm buying 10 shirts of the final score so I can wear it every day
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Post by: ben ji on December 16, 2022, 04:57:54 PM
the line should jump towards Bama now. will be a great time to grab the cats if it gets back up over a touchdown. i saw it as low as bama -3 a few days ago

Yeah, I put an Andrew Jackson on the cats moneyline when it was bama -3 thinking these players would opt out and the line would get worse. Will see what the line does but I may put another Jackson on the cats +7-10 or whatever it will end up at now.