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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2022, 08:57:12 PM »
Jimbo's job has weird pressure now.  They aren't going to fire him for wins and losses without making him absolutely rich.  However, he had better be THE MOST HR-compliant employe in the entire building.

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2022, 09:03:41 PM »
They’re going to find the dead hookers in the closet whether they exist or not

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2022, 09:24:13 PM »
Jimbo's job has weird pressure now.  They aren't going to fire him for wins and losses without making him absolutely rich.  However, he had better be THE MOST HR-compliant employe in the entire building.
Doesn’t that explain perfectly what’s happening? They paid the man so damn much he’s incentivized to run the squeakiest clean program instead of winning games.

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2022, 10:39:34 PM »
Jimbo's job has weird pressure now.  They aren't going to fire him for wins and losses without making him absolutely rich.  However, he had better be THE MOST HR-compliant employe in the entire building.

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2022, 12:02:28 AM »
evert time I think about jimbo’s buyout, I laugh.  i laugh because holy crap.
  • 2022: $85,950,000
  • 2023: $76,800,000
  • 2024: $67,550,000
  • 2025: $58,200,000
  • 2026: $48,750,000
  • 2027: $39,200,000
  • 2028: $29,550,000
  • 2029: $19,800,000
  • 2030: $9,950,000

Maybe he's trying the same exit plan as Charlie Weis and Scott Frost did.  He'll be set for life. :thumbsup:
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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2022, 05:20:39 AM »
I have taken weed to multiple foreign countries, I don't know why MIR thinks it's implausible to get it from Texas to South Carolina

The implausible is whipping out a pen or joint and passing it around with 75 other dudes and another 25 coaches and staff in an incredibly confined space during a time of increased sensibility and anger. This is the equivalent of smoking weed in your boss's office while they're giving you a quarterly review, that isn't going particularly great. I get these dudes are 18 or 19 years old, but that would be way beyond bold and stupid.

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« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2022, 07:04:44 AM »
Remember the Yella Wood mafia at Auburn were an eyelash away from convincing enough people that Bryan Harsin was banging one of the young staffers he brought with him from BSU. 

So it’s probably only a matter of time before a BMD clique at A&M starts up some kind of sordid rumor about Jimbo.

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« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2022, 12:07:25 PM »
I'm giving myself credit for immediately sniffing out that lie too

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2022, 01:25:50 PM »
evert time I think about jimbo’s buyout, I laugh.  i laugh because holy crap.
  • 2022: $85,950,000
  • 2023: $76,800,000
  • 2024: $67,550,000
  • 2025: $58,200,000
  • 2026: $48,750,000
  • 2027: $39,200,000
  • 2028: $29,550,000
  • 2029: $19,800,000
  • 2030: $9,950,000
I had to look that up because I thought no way would anyone be dumb enough to do that.  :Wha: :lol:

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2022, 01:42:22 PM »
They’re going to find the dead hookers in the closet whether they exist or not

This.  We are talking Tejas culture, after all.

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2022, 01:43:03 PM »
Remember the Yella Wood mafia at Auburn were an eyelash away from convincing enough people that Bryan Harsin was banging one of the young staffers he brought with him from BSU. 

So it’s probably only a matter of time before a BMD clique at A&M starts up some kind of sordid rumor about Jimbo.
Weren't there rumors about Jimbo's wife and a player from back when he was at FSU?

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2022, 02:00:40 PM »
I think that was Mullen at Florida.
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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2022, 02:13:21 PM »
I'm giving myself credit for immediately sniffing out that lie too

yeah.  TX ags will start cooking up hilariously bad old man rumors to try and oust him unless he turns it around.

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2022, 02:44:49 PM »
Remember the Yella Wood mafia at Auburn were an eyelash away from convincing enough people that Bryan Harsin was banging one of the young staffers he brought with him from BSU. 

So it’s probably only a matter of time before a BMD clique at A&M starts up some kind of sordid rumor about Jimbo.
Weren't there rumors about Jimbo's wife and a player from back when he was at FSU?

Yeah I think she was running around but I don't think it was with FSU players, it was some dude in Tallahassee and supposedly another dude who played tennis at Florida.




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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2022, 03:03:22 PM »
evert time I think about jimbo’s buyout, I laugh.  i laugh because holy crap.
  • 2022: $85,950,000
  • 2023: $76,800,000
  • 2024: $67,550,000
  • 2025: $58,200,000
  • 2026: $48,750,000
  • 2027: $39,200,000
  • 2028: $29,550,000
  • 2029: $19,800,000
  • 2030: $9,950,000

I mean, that is the american dream right there folks, holy crap
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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2022, 03:20:50 PM »
evert time I think about jimbo’s buyout, I laugh.  i laugh because holy crap.
  • 2022: $85,950,000
  • 2023: $76,800,000
  • 2024: $67,550,000
  • 2025: $58,200,000
  • 2026: $48,750,000
  • 2027: $39,200,000
  • 2028: $29,550,000
  • 2029: $19,800,000
  • 2030: $9,950,000

I mean, that is the american dream right there folks, holy crap

Would be tempting to suck crap in order to not have to work anymore.

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2022, 04:46:49 PM »
A&M is clearly a disaster right now, but I'm not buying the reasoning for those three players being suspended. It was widely reported that whatever the suspendable offense was, it was something that happened in the locker room after the south carolina game. I might end up looking like a fool, but I absolutely don't believe the players were smoking weed in the visiting locker room after the game ended.
I think it could be plausible they had a vape pen.   I don't think any kid is dumb enough to fire up a joint though. 

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2022, 04:51:28 PM »
evert time I think about jimbo’s buyout, I laugh.  i laugh because holy crap.
  • 2022: $85,950,000
  • 2023: $76,800,000
  • 2024: $67,550,000
  • 2025: $58,200,000
  • 2026: $48,750,000
  • 2027: $39,200,000
  • 2028: $29,550,000
  • 2029: $19,800,000
  • 2030: $9,950,000

I mean, that is the american dream right there folks, holy crap

Would be tempting to suck crap in order to not have to work anymore.

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2022, 05:13:28 PM »
How did Kevin Sumlin's recruiting class rankings compare?

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2022, 05:41:59 PM »
How did Kevin Sumlin's recruiting class rankings compare?

Too lazy to look it up but I'm guessing Sumlin was top 10/15ish every year which should be the baseline for the 2nd best school in the most talent rich state. Jimbo supposedly pulled the GOAT class of all time last year but it doesn't look like many of them will make it 3 or 4 years.

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2022, 03:31:10 PM »
would jimbo or mel have said no to 5 years, 50 million?

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2022, 03:39:08 PM »
Speaking of Mel, did you guys know Mel Brooks is still alive? He's 96!
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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2022, 03:43:19 PM »
Watched blazing saddles on a whim while folding laundry on Thursday night

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Re: Jimbo
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2022, 04:17:59 PM »
Such an all-timer. Although i had never before, nor have I ever since heard the term Kansas City fa**ots

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« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2022, 04:57:53 PM »
Such an all-timer. Although i had never before, nor have I ever since heard the term Kansas City fa**ots

It doesn't occur to me until watching but then I wondered if this was what Tom Breneman was attempting to reference or making a joke about.