TRUMP v. NOBODY! 2024 PRIMARY BLOODBATH!

[Dugout DickStone]

Can’t mess with me, Don and the mouse

[sys]

got burned once this week already, but i'm gonna chance it one more time.  afaict, this account is real and this tweet is sincere.

https://twitter.com/DeSantisWarRoom/status/1674899610379116546

[MakeItRain]

got burned once this week already, but i'm gonna chance it one more time.  afaict, this account is real and this tweet is sincere.

https://twitter.com/DeSantisWarRoom/status/1674899610379116546

Oh it's real, and unfortunately he seems to be dragging trump down the bigotry at any cost wormhole with him.

[Dugout DickStone]

Now that teensy tiny little D has effective anti-woke and anti-business'd his campaign in the taint my fellow magas and I will not allow the tiny d supporters back into our big beautiful tent

[Pete]

History will look back at this time as either one of the worst stretches of civil rights, or the beginning of the dear leader’s rise to the lord’s holy throne of America.

[Dugout DickStone]

I got together at a hipster coffee shop with my local maga chapter buds and we had quite the spirited debate about if we let the now disgraced tiny d backers back in our fold.  DogCrap, our leader was vehemently opposed.  He claims their voting power is simply so impotent and dickless based on tiny d's abysmal numbers we don't need them back.  our other leader, MouseDookie pointed out that all tiny d has done is try and exploit the very dumbest of the stupid by claiming everything is "woke" and so we really want those fat cretins in our corner?

I however stated that Don would want them back in the fold and I would be willing to accept them back IF they made proper amends.  We tabled the issue to enjoy our homemade mochas we had all snuck in

[BIG APPLE CAT]

I got together at a hipster coffee shop with my local maga chapter buds and we had quite the spirited debate about if we let the now disgraced tiny d backers back in our fold.  DogCrap, our leader was vehemently opposed.  He claims their voting power is simply so impotent and dickless based on tiny d's abysmal numbers we don't need them back.  our other leader, MouseDookie pointed out that all tiny d has done is try and exploit the very dumbest of the stupid by claiming everything is "woke" and so we really want those fat cretins in our corner?

I however stated that Don would want them back in the fold and I would be willing to accept them back IF they made proper amends.  We tabled the issue to enjoy our homemade mochas we had all snuck in

Ok but did you beat up any gays in the bathroom? Or, rather, did you observe someone else do it but you cheered the loudest?

[Dugout DickStone]

I got together at a hipster coffee shop with my local maga chapter buds and we had quite the spirited debate about if we let the now disgraced tiny d backers back in our fold.  DogCrap, our leader was vehemently opposed.  He claims their voting power is simply so impotent and dickless based on tiny d's abysmal numbers we don't need them back.  our other leader, MouseDookie pointed out that all tiny d has done is try and exploit the very dumbest of the stupid by claiming everything is "woke" and so we really want those fat cretins in our corner?

I however stated that Don would want them back in the fold and I would be willing to accept them back IF they made proper amends.  We tabled the issue to enjoy our homemade mochas we had all snuck in

Ok but did you beat up any gays in the bathroom? Or, rather, did you observe someone else do it but you cheered the loudest?

yes, parrotdropping monitored the bathrooms for the duration including demanding inspections of anyone under 12.

[Katpappy]

I got together at a hipster coffee shop with my local maga DogCrap chapter buds and we had quite the spirited debate about if we let the now disgraced tiny d backers back in our fold.  , our leader was vehemently opposed.  He claims their voting power is simply so impotent and dickless based on tiny d's abysmal numbers we don't need them back.  our other leader, MouseDookie pointed out that all tiny d has done is try and exploit the very dumbest of the stupid by claiming everything is "woke" and so we really want those fat cretins in our corner?

I however stated that Don would want them back in the fold and I would be willing to accept them back IF they made proper amends.  We tabled the issue to enjoy our homemade mochas we had all snuck in

Ok but did you beat up any gays in the bathroom? Or, rather, did you observe someone else do it but you cheered the loudest?

yes, parrotdropping monitored the bathrooms for the duration including demanding inspections of anyone under 12.

A while back I got into a conversation with ScratPack who told me he is a drinking buddy of DogCrap.  Anyway, he said Don is about the dumbest rich criminal on the planet but is a hundred times smarter than tiny d.

[Dugout DickStone]

just heard from our treasurer, fishdroppings, that tiny d is going to try and trot out some anti-mask ads like it is still 2021.

I assume fish is just drunk again because that would be such a stupid plan I know tiny d isn't that idiotic

[Dugout DickStone]

overheard at the meeting today "is tiny d even running a campaign anymore?  He has been so quiet and flaccid"

[sys]

firing staff two months into the campaign isn't usually a great sign.

https://twitter.com/jonallendc/status/1680363374981382144

[Dugout DickStone]

The support for tiny d on this board is the same as across the nation.  vanishing.

He is learning you can't run on culture war homophobia alone. 

Go anti-woke, go broke

[Spracne]

The support for tiny d on this board is the same as across the nation.  vanishing.

He is learning you can't run on culture war homophobia alone. 

Go anti-woke, go broke

Hold on a sec, you've left the qult already??

[Dugout DickStone]

The support for tiny d on this board is the same as across the nation.  vanishing.

He is learning you can't run on culture war homophobia alone. 

Go anti-woke, go broke

Hold on a sec, you've left the qult already??

I have always been full on small government, free market maga bro.  at least since the schism

[MakeItRain]

firing staff two months into the campaign isn't usually a great sign.

https://twitter.com/jonallendc/status/1680363374981382144

I haven't looked at the numbers but it appears that Uncle Tim Scott has spent more money in Iowa than desantis has, Scott is certainly more visible with television ads and media exposure. Desantis super PACs are certainly all over digital media but his campaign isn't.

[sys]

I haven't looked at the numbers but it appears that Uncle Tim Scott has spent more money in Iowa than desantis has, Scott is certainly more visible with television ads and media exposure. Desantis super PACs are certainly all over digital media but his campaign isn't.

yeah, his giant super pac makes it a lot harder to speculate on how meaningful the cash crunch is.  but i think it's fair to say his (campaign) fundraising isn't going as well as hoped.

[Paul Moscow]

The support for tiny d on this board is the same as across the nation.  vanishing.

He is learning you can't run on culture war homophobia alone. 

Go anti-woke, go broke

Hold on a sec, you've left the qult already??

I have always been full on small government, free market maga bro.  at least since the schism

study on the link between persons creating usernames with some uncreative usage of "dick" and conservatism

[Dugout DickStone]

firing staff two months into the campaign isn't usually a great sign.

https://twitter.com/jonallendc/status/1680363374981382144

I haven't looked at the numbers but it appears that Uncle Tim Scott has spent more money in Iowa than desantis has, Scott is certainly more visible with television ads and media exposure. Desantis super PACs are certainly all over digital media but his campaign isn't.

But his digital media is super weird/creepy

[sys]

https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1681092878863417344

[MakeItRain]

https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1681092878863417344

I don't buy that at all. Being the COVID buster got him reelected as governor but he ditched that branding long ago. Does anyone associate him with anti COVID policies anymore? He's rebranded himself as the stop woke guy. His advertisements hit that hard and his super pac has been trying to position trump as pro LGBTQ.

The stop woke movement is a good play for his bigoted ass party constituents, and he's going to make a run, at some point. He's not doing well because trump is the all-time cult of personality leader and desantis might be one of the least likeable candidate of all time, makes klo and christie seem like 1992 Bill Clinton.

[Dugout DickStone]

https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1681092878863417344

I don't buy that at all. Being the COVID buster got him reelected as governor but he ditched that branding long ago. Does anyone associate him with anti COVID policies anymore? He's rebranded himself as the stop woke guy. His advertisements hit that hard and his super pac has been trying to position trump as pro LGBTQ.

The stop woke movement is a good play for his bigoted ass party constituents, and he's going to make a run, at some point. He's not doing well because trump is the all-time cult of personality leader and desantis might be one of the least likeable candidate of all time, makes klo and christie seem like 1992 Bill Clinton.

I think he is trying to run anti-mask mandates as well but there aren't any so he is sucking crap at that also

[Dugout DickStone]

clay travis is absolutely beside himself with tiny d rage over desantis getting clobbered

[chum1]

https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1681428980430438416

[star seed 7]

Lol