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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1550 on: June 19, 2023, 09:40:10 AM »
Say what you want about tiny d, but you have to admit that dude can absolutely write the crap out of a proclamation. I still have goosebumps and I finished reading it like 5 minutes ago.

but what if I told you his spine is so short and small he literally took back that resounding proclamation because he wants to make super stupid racists vote for him and not super tall donald?

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1551 on: June 19, 2023, 10:50:47 AM »
Say what you want about tiny d, but you have to admit that dude can absolutely write the crap out of a proclamation. I still have goosebumps and I finished reading it like 5 minutes ago.

but what if I told you his spine is so short and small he literally took back that resounding proclamation because he wants to make super stupid racists vote for him and not super tall donald?

What your hypothetical is describing…is the textbook definition of pussyfootin’ around. And tiny d doesn’t do that. So

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1552 on: June 19, 2023, 11:39:31 AM »
Say what you want about tiny d, but you have to admit that dude can absolutely write the crap out of a proclamation. I still have goosebumps and I finished reading it like 5 minutes ago.

but what if I told you his spine is so short and small he literally took back that resounding proclamation because he wants to make super stupid racists vote for him and not super tall donald?

What your hypothetical is describing…is the textbook definition of pussyfootin’ around. And tiny d doesn’t do that. So

It is an incredible amount of P-footing around and I refuse to believe tiny D is doping something so weasely

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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1556 on: June 21, 2023, 11:44:41 PM »
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1671636165944901633

Not saying I'd vote for Larry Hogan but I'd vote for him before I'd vote for Biden.

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1558 on: June 22, 2023, 10:19:04 AM »
his campaign is committing a very public suicide

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1559 on: June 22, 2023, 10:20:33 AM »
I think that stuff may actually be good to MAGAs. like the opposite of what is good to normal people. dax, confirm?

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1560 on: June 22, 2023, 10:46:08 AM »
Steve, I fully understand that you and the rest of #blueanongE believe with every fiber of your being that anyone who disagrees with you on anything is a MAGA which is not true.  In this case I really don't get what you're driving at . . . outside of affirming your absolute obsession with all things Don Trump.  Which is extremely weird unto itself.




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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1561 on: June 22, 2023, 11:13:26 AM »
I think that stuff may actually be good to MAGAs. like the opposite of what is good to normal people. dax, confirm?
A message/meme mocked by the libs is catnip to MAGAs. A perfect balance of owning the libs (oh guess this really got to you lol) and being a victim.

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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1563 on: June 22, 2023, 04:21:41 PM »
I actually don't blame the candidates. Polls can change quickly and unpredictably.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1671927272578727950

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1564 on: June 22, 2023, 04:22:38 PM »
Also, I'm sure many are thinking ahead to 2028.

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1565 on: June 22, 2023, 06:33:54 PM »
Rick is only 70 years old, kind of young for president.
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« Reply #1566 on: June 22, 2023, 07:46:01 PM »
there's a decent chance trump will a convicted felon and desantis has been extremely underwhelming to date.  also the electorate is insane.  if you're a republican and would like to be president, and don't know when you'd think you'll have a better chance.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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« Reply #1567 on: June 22, 2023, 09:51:54 PM »
there's a decent chance trump will a convicted felon and desantis has been extremely underwhelming to date.  also the electorate is insane.  if you're a republican and would like to be president, and don't know when you'd think you'll have a better chance.

LET'S GO!


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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1568 on: June 22, 2023, 10:29:48 PM »
You threw your lot in with Dimon already.
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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1569 on: June 22, 2023, 10:35:38 PM »
Get busy livin' or get busy Dimon, imo.

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« Reply #1570 on: June 23, 2023, 12:41:49 AM »
Rick Scott is a massive piece of crap

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1571 on: June 23, 2023, 09:56:39 AM »
I actually don't blame the candidates. Polls can change quickly and unpredictably.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1671927272578727950

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #1572 on: June 25, 2023, 08:38:02 AM »
I interrupt this thread to announce my suggestion for Pub candidate to run for POTUS, Rep Don Bacon.  Love the way he calls Drump a crook and idiot.  Supports kicking Russia's ass and is SD's local man.
Hot time in Kat town tonight.

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« Reply #1573 on: June 25, 2023, 09:45:57 AM »
I interrupt this thread to announce my suggestion for Pub candidate to run for POTUS, Rep Don Bacon.  Love the way he calls Drump a crook and idiot.  Supports kicking Russia's ass and is SD's local man.
Counterpoint: he’s a rough ridin' downgrade


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