TRUMP v. NOBODY! 2024 PRIMARY BLOODBATH!

[Dugout DickStone]

is she saying tiny d or trump wears spanx?

[Dugout DickStone]

Maga Clause update:  I now want to wear spanx and get lifts.

also, I think about ding dongs all the time.  what is happening?

[BIG APPLE CAT]

i think its fair to say that the top issues plaguing this great nation are as follows:
1. woke ideology
1a. size of presidential candidate's hog
1b. seems like while length matters, the pressing issue is girth. I believe GOP voters could get behind a guy who only had a 4 incher if it had the diameter of a coke can.
1c. obviously the preference is that its both long and girthy and also vascular and also not weirdly bulbous but in case we can't check all the boxes, we take girth of length.

[CNS]

i think its fair to say that the top issues plaguing this great nation are as follows:
1. woke ideology
1a. size of presidential candidate's hog
1b. seems like while length matters, the pressing issue is girth. I believe GOP voters could get behind a guy who only had a 4 incher if it had the diameter of a coke can.
1c. obviously the preference is that its both long and girthy and also vascular and also not weirdly bulbous but in case we can't check all the boxes, we take girth of length.

What this nation needs is a 6'+ tall leader who is perfectly willing to wear tight bike shorts and flip flops to let the nation know where he/she stands large dong and tall height wise. 

[Dugout DickStone]

i think its fair to say that the top issues plaguing this great nation are as follows:
1. woke ideology
1a. size of presidential candidate's hog
1b. seems like while length matters, the pressing issue is girth. I believe GOP voters could get behind a guy who only had a 4 incher if it had the diameter of a coke can.
1c. obviously the preference is that its both long and girthy and also vascular and also not weirdly bulbous but in case we can't check all the boxes, we take girth of length.

What this nation needs is a 6'+ tall leader who is perfectly willing to wear tight bike shorts and flip flops to let the nation know where he/she stands large dong and tall height wise.

gavin newsome is too polarizing even though he towers over tiny d.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

Remember this the next time someone tries to convince you DeSantis is less stupid than Trump:

https://twitter.com/billscher/status/1667311067213488133?s=46&t=mePkKn6StVV98h2WF84F2g

[Pete]

Anyone supportive of the confederacy in any way is a traitor.

[Katpappy]

Anyone supportive of the Confederacy in any way is a traitor.

It's a lot like routing for the Russians.

[Dugout DickStone]

Anyone supportive of the Confederacy in any way is a traitor.

It's a lot like routing for the Russians.

Did the confederacy release convicted groomers to help them rape and kill innocents?

[Cire]

Anyone supportive of the Confederacy in any way is a traitor.

It's a lot like routing for the Russians.

Did the confederacy release convicted groomers to help them rape and kill innocents?

The war took the best and brightest and all that were left were the stupid, fat, inbred cousins that weren’t deemed to have the faculties to go off to fight for states rights.

So here we are 160 years later


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[Pete]

Anyone supportive of the Confederacy in any way is a traitor.

It's a lot like routing for the Russians.

Did the confederacy release convicted groomers to help them rape and kill innocents?

The war took the best and brightest and all that were left were the stupid, fat, inbred cousins that weren’t deemed to have the faculties to go off to fight for states rights.

So here we are 160 years later


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And the cowards. Many of them are descended from civil war dodgers. 

[sys]

hutchinson, christie and (to a lesser degree) haley have criticized trump since the indictment.  the others (do people know there are now ten declared candidates?) haven't.

https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1668360508095844353

[Dugout DickStone]

this is fat ron's chance to strike and he is busy crying about disney.  this midget can't win

[Dugout DickStone]

things are looking good for the soros backed tiny d.

[sys]

like many voters, i've been struggling to find a candidate this election cycle.  well, no longer.  i'm inspired to see gov desantis rise above the petty politics of personal grievances and niche concerns to outline a vision for a prosperous america able to meet the challenges of the next decade and beyond.  imagine an america with even 10% less pussyfooting around - we could once again be the engine of productivity to power the world economy all while building a better life for americans at home.

not since jfk challenged americans to ask not what their country can do for them, but instead what they could do for their country has a leader laid out in such clear and strident terms how we can put divisive politics behinds us and together build a better nation.  i'm, of course, ordering a shirt for myself, but also another hundred to hand out in my community as my first small contribution in the fight against pussyfooting around.

https://twitter.com/AlexThomp/status/1669443724437344257

[mocat]

you can literally grab that t shirt by the pussy

[Spracne]

Omg. Tiny d almost said a swear word.

[Trim]

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1669661420202459136

Erin Perrine, the communications director for Never Back Down, the pro-DeSantis super PAC, shot back at LaCivita: “The Trump team’s obsession with men’s genitalia is more perverted than a woke grooming book.”

[steve dave]

woke grooming book would be a good band name

[Dugout DickStone]

woke grooming book would be a good band name

would listen

[michigancat]

I think team desoros called Trump "gay" in dog whistle

glad to see him rising above the fray

[Katpappy]

woke grooming book would be a good band name

would listen

Another name could be "Woke all night, cause I'm right".

[steve dave]

WHERE WOKE GOES TO DIE!

https://twitter.com/UrbanAchievr/status/1670796655333978113

[Dugout DickStone]

begs the question, is such a huge coward fit to lead the US?

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Say what you want about tiny d, but you have to admit that dude can absolutely write the crap out of a proclamation. I still have goosebumps and I finished reading it like 5 minutes ago.