Possible oscar Weber Replacements Thread

[MakeItRain]

Do they still make Tang? I would love to drink a crap ton of that if he's our coach if so.

Yeah, it's ass

[BIG APPLE CAT]

[yoga-like_abana]

Do they still make Tang? I would love to drink a crap ton of that if he's our coach if so.

Yeah, it's ass

Wa Da Tah

[Rage Against the McKee]

Do they still make Tang? I would love to drink a crap ton of that if he's our coach if so.

Yeah, it's ass

Not sure what you expect government juice to taste like.

[asava]

Do they still make Tang? I would love to drink a crap ton of that if he's our coach if so.

Yeah, it's ass

Not sure what you expect government juice to taste like.

Was an answer in a crossword I did the other day tho.

[pissclams]

Jerome "Pun" Tang keeps sticking out to me if it's not "It's Brad!"

Pootie

so good

[slackcat]

I'm sold on PoonTang.  Let's go get him. 

[nicname]

Pootie vs poon is a nice and easy way to out the browns imo

[slackcat]

Srsly, wuts not to like 

Drew's right hand man, known across the south so he can recruit, has coached Baylor in the absence of Drew.  From what I have read the man is legit.  Would he come to lowly KSU 

[CNS]

Reading the current Mercury article on the athletic budget hit we would take to get Brad, and there is no way that’s happening. It basically says that brads buyout is $7.9, Bruces buyout is $1, and the min increase from What oscar’s sal would’ve been next season to Brad’s would get us to a $10.1 million increase in what the expected budget would have been before all this started. That’s effectively getting Brad here for one year.

We could hire north Texas and tang and have them do some sort of reality tv coach off, while being paid going rate, for the next couple years and come out ahead financially. 

[wetwillie]

Reading the current Mercury article on the athletic budget hit we would take to get Brad, and there is no way that’s happening. It basically says that brads buyout is $7.9, Bruces buyout is $1, and the min increase from What oscar’s sal would’ve been next season to Brad’s would get us to a $10.1 million increase in what the expected budget would have been before all this started. That’s effectively getting Brad here for one year.

We could hire north Texas and tang and have them do some sort of reality tv coach off, while being paid going rate, for the next couple years and come out ahead financially. 

If our BMD’s want to blow 10 million to watch Brad coach the cats so be it. It isn’t going to come out of the AD’s pocket.

[catastrophe]

It would be a hell of a feat but I’d support almost any budget hit to get Brad. Football is a dying sport. This could be a worthwhile time to invest in our athletic future.

[Spracne]

I'm just an unfrozen caveman lawyer, but why wouldn't you spend whatever it takes to get whomever you want?

[Pete]

I posted this in another thread as well, but I’d like Mark Turgeon.

[dal9]

I posted this in another thread as well, but I’d like Mark Turgeon.

big downside is that people would refer to him as Turd John on here

[420seriouscat69]

It would be a hell of a feat but I’d support almost any budget hit to get Brad. Football is a dying sport. This could be a worthwhile time to invest in our athletic future.

lol. Wut?

[EMAWzifried]

I posted this in another thread as well, but I’d like Mark Turgeon.

WTF? He'd be Oscar 2. A failed coach at a high-profile progrram who whose hiring would alienate half the fanbase.

[catastrophe]

It would be a hell of a feat but I’d support almost any budget hit to get Brad. Football is a dying sport. This could be a worthwhile time to invest in our athletic future.

lol. Wut?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rogerpielke/2020/01/28/the-decline-of-football-is-real-and-its-accelerating/?sh=7db07ef52f37

Adapt or die MFer

[420seriouscat69]

It would be a hell of a feat but I’d support almost any budget hit to get Brad. Football is a dying sport. This could be a worthwhile time to invest in our athletic future.

lol. Wut?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rogerpielke/2020/01/28/the-decline-of-football-is-real-and-its-accelerating/?sh=7db07ef52f37

Adapt or die MFer

You’re getting too close to Spracs, bud.

[Skipper44]

sean sutton would win, at least untill this guy shows up again

[420seriouscat69]

It would be a hell of a feat but I’d support almost any budget hit to get Brad. Football is a dying sport. This could be a worthwhile time to invest in our athletic future.

lol. Wut?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rogerpielke/2020/01/28/the-decline-of-football-is-real-and-its-accelerating/?sh=7db07ef52f37

Adapt or die MFer

You’re getting too close to Spracs, bud.

You literally quoted a 2020 article. I didn’t click on it, but guess what happened that year?!

[catastrophe]

It would be a hell of a feat but I’d support almost any budget hit to get Brad. Football is a dying sport. This could be a worthwhile time to invest in our athletic future.

lol. Wut?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rogerpielke/2020/01/28/the-decline-of-football-is-real-and-its-accelerating/?sh=7db07ef52f37

Adapt or die MFer

You’re getting too close to Spracs, bud.

You literally quoted a 2020 article. I didn’t click on it, but guess what happened that year?!

Well I’m happy to give you some quick deets. The title is “The Decline Of Football Is Real And It’s Accelerating” and it was posted January 2020.

[420seriouscat69]

But K-State’s shitty bowl game vs LSU had more viewers during that crap bowl, with everyone out during the contest. Than #KUbball had vs Texas, on Senior day, at home, to win the conference. Good stuff, bud!

[catastrophe]

Football is still king no doubt. My point is that it makes fiscal sense to pump money into the only other revenue generating sport, which very well could jump football in 10 or 20 years.

[420seriouscat69]

Basketball will never jump football in a million years. Never ever. I truly understand the sentiment, but it’s not happening in our lifetime.