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Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« on: January 04, 2022, 01:09:17 PM »
Depleted LSU squad.  Being played in Texas (where K-State has already played three times this season).  8 pm game (9 pm EST).  All the ingredients are there to cook up a cat victory and avoid a devastating 3 game skid heading into off-season 2022 ("OS22"). 

It's now OR never for Coach.  Put up or shut up time.


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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2022, 01:16:44 PM »
Not even the most crucial kstate game on tonight.  Get it together dlew.
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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2022, 01:18:11 PM »
Not even the most crucial kstate game on tonight.  Get it together dlew.
No!  THis is exactly the small timey thinking that i was talking about that has held our program back for so LONG.

The writing is on the wall and it's written in STONE: DO OR DIE, CHRIS.  OR BACK TO FARGO FROM WENTZ YOU CAME.


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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2022, 01:28:32 PM »
Fh is a step ahead of d-rew.

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Who will start at quarterback for LSU?

Who will start at running back for LSU?

And what about the LSU defense that will be missing some key cogs due to opt-outs ahead of the NFL Draft?

“It doesn’t matter — it’s still LSU,” Klieman said. “They’re two years removed from a national championship. It’s going to be a big challenge for us. We’ve got to prepare for everything. They have some really talented guys. Even if some guys haven’t played much, they’re chomping at the bit to have an opportunity to play.”

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2022, 01:46:13 PM »
I get super excited about bowl games but I hardly care when we lose them. I get frustrated by utterly embarrassing performances, like 2001 against Syracuse in the Insight Bowl. I also have problems losing when a win can validate a generational season, 1998 Alamo Bowl loss robbed us of the opportunity to claim a fake national championship like UCF, OSU, and A&M. The 2012 Fiesta Bowl fit both categories, therefore it was the worst bowl loss of them all, but still, in the grand scheme of things, meh.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2022, 01:50:42 PM »
I feel similar but would like to see Sky dominate his last game as a Cat.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2022, 01:53:18 PM »
A loss tonight would fall in the "utterly embarrassing" category. Their quarterback isn't a quarterback.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2022, 02:10:17 PM »
A loss tonight would fall in the "utterly embarrassing" category. Their quarterback isn't a quarterback.

The ultimate jinx... last time Klieman led us to a bowl game, the other team didn't have a QB playing QB either.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2022, 02:19:57 PM »
Kody Cook ain't walking out that door for them boys.. We got this!

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2022, 02:38:18 PM »
definitely a musto for kli to bring the gusto

we lose tonight and that cauliflower smelling clown is headed back to ndsu


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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2022, 02:43:36 PM »
Imagine losing to a team that's suiting less than half of the allowable scholarships.

Goodness, bowl game or not, the thought of that is just awful.


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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2022, 02:44:53 PM »
Imagine losing to a team that's suiting less than half of the allowable scholarships.

Goodness, bowl game or not, the thought of that is just awful.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2022, 02:46:29 PM »
Imagine losing to a team that's suiting less than half of the allowable scholarships.

Goodness, bowl game or not, the thought of that is just awful.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2022, 02:50:03 PM »
I'm just really glad that we won't be losing.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2022, 02:52:09 PM »
I'm just really glad that we won't be losing.

I said like a week ago that there is a non-negligible chance that LSU beats KSU tonight. Don't go taking things for granted and therefore jinxing your fellow cats. Potato face definitely is not, in the good news dep't. 

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2022, 03:03:58 PM »
I think I’m most looking forward to this game because there is zero chance we lose. LSU is short on talent and was coached by Les Miles. They’re like the KU of the SEC.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2022, 03:06:24 PM »
Beating their barely breathing corpse into the ground will still bring me considerable satisfaction. 
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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2022, 03:11:55 PM »
LSU is short on talent

Interesting question: does LSU short on talent still have more talent than K-State? I'd assume so.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2022, 03:14:13 PM »
LSU is short on talent

Interesting question: does LSU short on talent still have more talent than K-State? I'd assume so.
I'd assume they have more four stars after depletion than we have 3 and 4 stars combined.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2022, 03:14:23 PM »
Perhaps even by a factor of two.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2022, 03:17:21 PM »
I'm just really glad that we won't be losing.

I said like a week ago that there is a non-negligible chance that LSU beats KSU tonight. Don't go taking things for granted and therefore jinxing your fellow cats. Potato face definitely is not, in the good news dep't.

I know what you are trying to do here, but rest assured your squawk loser energy will not rub off on me.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2022, 03:17:33 PM »
I’m not sure they even recruit 3 star players so I bet you are right
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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2022, 03:24:06 PM »
This game is on too late at night
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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2022, 03:54:02 PM »
LSU is short on talent

Interesting question: does LSU short on talent still have more talent than K-State? I'd assume so.
Doesn’t matter because they need every ounce of that talent to overcome their HC’s riverboat gambling and beignet addiction.

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Re: Must Win Game Tonight for Coach Kleiman
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2022, 04:01:13 PM »
This game is on too late at night
Entirely but I shall persevere.

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