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Cerner cats
« on: December 20, 2021, 07:25:15 AM »

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Very good deal for KC area Cerner cats who either work directly on their software product (building it or implementing it), but I'd be freshening up my resume if I were a Cerner back office cat.


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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2021, 07:29:23 AM »
I split this out of the investing thread, so I didn't clog that up with job stuff.  Anyone out there a Cerner person or have any insidery info on how the acquisition will play out?

I don't work for either Oracle or Cerner, but have worked very closely with Oracle for eleventy billion years.

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2021, 07:32:02 AM »

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2021, 08:23:07 AM »
Cerner cat here - nobody knows anything. this has always been a rumor obvs but feels pretty weird to actually be happening.

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Re: Cerner cats
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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2021, 09:45:18 AM »
Good luck!

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2021, 11:05:25 AM »
My ex gf at Cerner that I still keep in touch with (no not that kind of touch Katdaddy) had been talking about a "takeover" for several months, guess this is what she was talking about.

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2021, 11:12:37 AM »
That sounds scary. Hope everyone turns out ok.

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2021, 12:20:20 PM »
Cerner brought a lot of clout and drove salary 8n the region, this sucks for KC I'd have to think

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2021, 12:55:03 PM »
I know very little about the overlap between these two companies, is there quite a bit of job duplication for cerner folks now?
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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2021, 12:59:28 PM »
some, mostly in the data hosting world. none as it relates to frontend healthcare applications.

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2021, 02:52:53 PM »
HR, IT, accounting and finance, marketing, procurement and sourcing, are all examples of what I’d expect to be duplicated and cut

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2021, 02:54:03 PM »
It will take time tho. Like, don’t expect to get a new laptop or benefits enrollment for another year or so.

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2021, 04:31:22 PM »
jobs are much cheaper here than on the west coast, just as t-mobile discovered
like pete said, overhead labor will be cut but i’d expect a decent portion of their other kc jobs to be relatively safe


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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2021, 06:10:52 PM »
what's with the refresh thing in Cerner? I have to tell it to refresh all the time instead of it just refreshing automatically.

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2022, 01:34:41 PM »
Why does Dragon hate Cerner right now? Every 3rd time I restart my PowerMic III, powerchart closes.... It wasn't doing this with PowerMic Mobile.

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2023, 03:35:52 PM »
Dragon is crazed again today. Latency issues, etc.

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2023, 04:09:47 PM »
Dragon is crazed again today. Latency issues, etc.

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2023, 12:29:04 PM »
today is a bloodbath

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2023, 12:41:18 PM »
Layoffs?


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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2023, 12:45:57 PM »
yep. whole variety of areas.

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2023, 12:51:30 PM »
I went through one about 5 years ago that was about 60% of the corporate office in one day. Are we talking that level of biblical?
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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2023, 12:56:57 PM »
not in the same galaxy as far as % but hearing four digits

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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2023, 01:37:49 PM »
The good news is cats always land on their feet. Hope anyone that is impacted is alright.
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Re: Cerner cats
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2023, 01:43:31 PM »
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