Author Topic: Big 12 3.0 crap talk (Read 2478 times)

GregKSU1027 · « **on:** September 10, 2021, 09:29:48 AM »

First off I would like to welcome each and every single one of you. Now we need to decide the names for new rivalry’s/dumb names I’m going to call you every year for the rest of your time in the Big 12. First off the easiest target is easily BYU, i mean the joke write themselves. UCF obviously making fun of their national championship parade. Cincinnati has a dumb mascot. Is it a bear? Is it a cat? IS IT BOTH? And houston has old friend Dana Holgorson so we can just recycle jokes from his time at WVU and i mean houston is the buttcrack of texas. Lubbock is most definitely nicer.

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'taterblast · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2021, 09:30:50 AM »

disney world aggie

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2021, 09:35:10 AM »

Well, eff Baylor for sure.

Katpappy · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2021, 09:49:21 AM »

YES!

ChiComCat · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2021, 09:49:28 AM »

Houston's contribution to society is as a storm bunker for New Orleans, which is a city that actually produces good art, food, and culture.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2021, 09:52:58 AM »

Skyline Chili? More like Skyline Diarrhea.

_33 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2021, 09:54:56 AM »

How are the internet fanbases of these 4 teams? I assume completely horrible.

jekkles · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2021, 09:59:46 AM »

Cincinnati = Cincinnaggie

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2021, 10:03:53 AM »

new guys, we make fun of ISU the most but baylor is irl just full of shitty human beings and we hate their guts and want to kick them out of the conference. follow these rules and you'll do just fine.

MadCat · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2021, 10:11:11 AM »

We also make fun of former Big 12 schools Nubb (Nebraska) and aTm (Texas A&M)

bucket · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2021, 10:15:59 AM »

bucket · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2021, 10:17:46 AM »

BYU's honor code says you can't have sex until you're married. Let's call them the virgins.

meow meow · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2021, 10:20:35 AM »

Virgins vs Virginia (BYU/WVU obvs)
Mormons vs Mold (BYU/ISU obvs)
Battle of The Settings (BYU/KU obvs)

Skipper44 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2021, 10:43:58 AM »

Quote from: 'taterblast on September 10, 2021, 09:30:50 AM

disney world aggie

carny aggie - WDW is really just the world's biggest and best carnival but it is still a carnival

star seed 7 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2021, 10:49:56 AM »

Texas people call uh "couger high" and I think it's an appropriately dismissive name

Brock Landers · « **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2021, 10:50:17 AM »

Remember that time UCF's quarterback dove for the first down marker from like 25 feet away and went way out of bounds instead? lol what an idiot.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2021, 10:52:37 AM »

Quote from: _33 on September 10, 2021, 09:54:56 AM

How are the internet fanbases of these 4 teams? I assume completely horrible.

UCF and Houston are ubër douchy

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #17 on:** September 10, 2021, 11:14:31 AM »

UCF = commuter aggie
Houston = traffic aggie
BYU = gullible aggie
cincy = spaghetti aggie

ben ji · « **Reply #18 on:** September 10, 2021, 12:34:12 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on September 10, 2021, 11:14:31 AM

UCF = commuter aggie
Houston = traffic aggie
BYU = gullible aggie
cincy = spaghetti aggie

We already decided UCF was Mouse Aggie and BYU was Latter Day Aggie.

Cinci is trending hard towards spaghetti Aggie and no one currently gives a eff about Houston so they are just there.

ben ji · « **Reply #19 on:** September 10, 2021, 12:40:39 PM »

ATTENTION ALL FANS OF BYU/UCF/CINCI/UH

If you want to fit into our beloved conference of Ag schools you are going to need to learn each schools aggie name. Please have these memorized before you join, TIA.

KU - Bball Aggie
ISU - Flood Aggie
OSU - T-Boone Aggie
TCU - Frog Aggie
Baylor - Rape Aggie
TT - Sand Aggie
WV - Couch Burner Aggie
KSU - Wheat Aggie (We have been patiently waiting for like 10 years for NBAF to open so we can be NBAF Aggie)

BONUS POINTS FOR KNOWING OLD CONFERENCE MATES AGGIE NAMES

MU - Meth Aggie
NU - Corn Aggie
CU - Cool Kids Aggie
ATM - Aggie Aggie
UT - Texas (They made us promise not to call them an aggie as part of their condition to staying back in 2010)
OU - LandThief Aggie

catastrophe · « **Reply #20 on:** September 10, 2021, 01:17:46 PM »

I think aTm is either cult aggie or fake military aggie.

chum1 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 10, 2021, 02:49:17 PM »

Maybe don't force it and just let nicknames develop organically? Or else get renocat in here.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2021, 04:32:33 PM »

I don't understand anyone who hasn't fully embraced cincinaggie

MakeItRain · « **Reply #23 on:** September 10, 2021, 04:42:03 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on September 10, 2021, 04:32:33 PM

I don't understand anyone who hasn't fully embraced cincinaggie

I had to say this out loud three times before I finally got it.

Winters · « **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2021, 06:45:18 PM »

Yeah, UCF will heel it up in this conference.