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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: GregKSU1027 on September 10, 2021, 09:29:48 AM
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First off I would like to welcome each and every single one of you. Now we need to decide the names for new rivalry’s/dumb names I’m going to call you every year for the rest of your time in the Big 12. First off the easiest target is easily BYU, i mean the joke write themselves. UCF obviously making fun of their national championship parade. Cincinnati has a dumb mascot. Is it a bear? Is it a cat? IS IT BOTH? And houston has old friend Dana Holgorson so we can just recycle jokes from his time at WVU and i mean houston is the buttcrack of texas. Lubbock is most definitely nicer.
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disney world aggie
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Well, eff Baylor for sure.
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YES!
:cheers:
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Houston's contribution to society is as a storm bunker for New Orleans, which is a city that actually produces good art, food, and culture.
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Skyline Chili? More like Skyline Diarrhea.
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How are the internet fanbases of these 4 teams? I assume completely horrible.
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Cincinnati = Cincinnaggie
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new guys, we make fun of ISU the most but baylor is irl just full of shitty human beings and we hate their guts and want to kick them out of the conference. follow these rules and you'll do just fine.
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We also make fun of former Big 12 schools Nubb (Nebraska) and aTm (Texas A&M)
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BYU's honor code says you can't have sex until you're married. Let's call them the virgins.
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Virgins vs Virginia (BYU/WVU obvs)
Mormons vs Mold (BYU/ISU obvs)
Battle of The Settings (BYU/KU obvs)
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disney world aggie
carny aggie - WDW is really just the world's biggest and best carnival but it is still a carnival
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Texas people call uh "couger high" and I think it's an appropriately dismissive name
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Remember that time UCF's quarterback dove for the first down marker from like 25 feet away and went way out of bounds instead? lol what an idiot.
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How are the internet fanbases of these 4 teams? I assume completely horrible.
UCF and Houston are ubër douchy
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UCF = commuter aggie
Houston = traffic aggie
BYU = gullible aggie
cincy = spaghetti aggie
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UCF = commuter aggie
Houston = traffic aggie
BYU = gullible aggie
cincy = spaghetti aggie
We already decided UCF was Mouse Aggie and BYU was Latter Day Aggie.
Cinci is trending hard towards spaghetti Aggie and no one currently gives a eff about Houston so they are just there.
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ATTENTION ALL FANS OF BYU/UCF/CINCI/UH
If you want to fit into our beloved conference of Ag schools you are going to need to learn each schools aggie name. Please have these memorized before you join, TIA.
KU - Bball Aggie
ISU - Flood Aggie
OSU - T-Boone Aggie
TCU - Frog Aggie
Baylor - Rape Aggie
TT - Sand Aggie
WV - Couch Burner Aggie
KSU - Wheat Aggie (We have been patiently waiting for like 10 years for NBAF to open so we can be NBAF Aggie)
BONUS POINTS FOR KNOWING OLD CONFERENCE MATES AGGIE NAMES
MU - Meth Aggie
NU - Corn Aggie
CU - Cool Kids Aggie
ATM - Aggie Aggie
UT - Texas (They made us promise not to call them an aggie as part of their condition to staying back in 2010)
OU - LandThief Aggie
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I think aTm is either cult aggie or fake military aggie.
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Maybe don't force it and just let nicknames develop organically? Or else get renocat in here.
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I don't understand anyone who hasn't fully embraced cincinaggie
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I don't understand anyone who hasn't fully embraced cincinaggie
I had to say this out loud three times before I finally got it.
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Yeah, UCF will heel it up in this conference.
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Maybe don't force it and just let nicknames develop organically? Or else get renocat in here.
He’s watching.
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I like aggie magic for UCF.
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I've been giving Cincy fans with their "we would rather join the ACC so we could play old rivals Pitt and Louisville" crap on reddit. They are as delusional as KU fans and some actually think the BIG 12 is just a stepping stone.