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pos 'pubs being funny.
« on: March 25, 2021, 07:24:16 PM »


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Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2021, 07:52:14 PM »
I guess he's funny like Trump was funny

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Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2021, 08:21:48 PM »
a quick Google says he lost a race in Nevada a few months ago, then promptly moved to Texas to run in this special election? Lol.

yeah, i don't think he's likely to make the runoff.  he's a carpetbagger and arlington doesn't strike me as likely to love this messaging (though maybe most of the population in the district is south of there, dunno really).

the dead rep's spouse is running and will probably get most republican votes.
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Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2021, 11:33:24 PM »
I guess he's funny like Trump was funny

I don't understand why these people are so comfortable telling lies. Ol dude wasn't even lying to try to rebut anything, he lied just because he could and there will be no repercussions. Trying to close churches, communism in schools? WTF?

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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2021, 08:37:25 AM »
I guess he's funny like Drumpf was funny

I don't understand why these people are so comfortable telling lies. Ol dude wasn't even lying to try to rebut anything, he lied just because he could and there will be no repercussions. Trying to close churches, communism in schools? WTF?

It's the dax level word cloud of things you got to spout off that gets them all riled up.
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Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2021, 08:50:03 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2021, 09:22:32 AM »
If a set of coked up truck nuts could talk, that's what it would sound like.  If he somehow wins he should be forced to keep using that voice.

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Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2021, 03:54:51 PM »
the accent is negotiable, but the big dan stays.
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2021, 04:01:10 PM »
the accent is negotiable, but the big dan stays.
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Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2021, 04:56:27 PM »
https://twitter.com/markhelenowski/status/1375500976170340360

Perfect representation of what the republican party is and what people who are seeking office think the voters want.

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"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2021, 08:56:40 PM »
conceivably being more, like, 100% tuned into drug purity than funny but funny to me

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« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2021, 09:22:31 PM »
conceivably being more, like, 100% tuned into drug purity than funny but funny to me

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1375584214792421376
That is much funnier than Big Dan

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Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2021, 09:20:38 AM »
Montana is the Detroit of meth?  Is he concerned for local jobs? 

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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2021, 05:25:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1375537987774259204

Friend told me Cruz claims he was heckled by cartel members during that visit. lol.
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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2021, 08:13:48 PM »
Friend told me Cruz claims he was heckled by cartel members during that visit. lol.

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1375475015311843331
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« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2021, 07:07:39 PM »
https://twitter.com/markhelenowski/status/1375500976170340360
My state rep is a manager of a Chili’s. He ran for county commission several times and basically just showed up at ALL the local Kansas/joco GOP functions and brown nosed. When my old state rep took a non political position in the budget office my guy went so hard for that district that he got charged with felony election perjury because he hadn’t actually moved into the district yet.


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Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2021, 08:05:48 AM »
https://twitter.com/markhelenowski/status/1375500976170340360
My state rep is a manager of a Chili’s. He ran for county commission several times and basically just showed up at ALL the local Kansas/joco GOP functions and brown nosed. When my old state rep took a non political position in the budget office my guy went so hard for that district that he got charged with felony election perjury because he hadn’t actually moved into the district yet.


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Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2021, 08:12:27 PM »
i didn't notice that he didn't even ride the bull.

https://twitter.com/OutFrontCNN/status/1376686095971315715
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« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2021, 11:14:23 PM »
i didn't notice that he didn't even ride the bull.

https://twitter.com/OutFrontCNN/status/1376686095971315715

Yeah, he really Milkshake Duck'd himself.

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