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Title: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: sys on March 25, 2021, 07:24:16 PM: https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1375205093776179206
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: CHONGS on March 25, 2021, 07:52:14 PM: I guess he's funny like Trump was funny
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Post by: sys on March 25, 2021, 08:21:48 PM: Quote from: Spracne on March 25, 2021, 07:48:37 PM
a quick Google says he lost a race in Nevada a few months ago, then promptly moved to Texas to run in this special election? Lol.

yeah, i don't think he's likely to make the runoff. he's a carpetbagger and arlington doesn't strike me as likely to love this messaging (though maybe most of the population in the district is south of there, dunno really).

the dead rep's spouse is running and will probably get most republican votes.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: MakeItRain on March 25, 2021, 11:33:24 PM: Quote from: Chingon on March 25, 2021, 07:52:14 PM
I guess he's funny like Trump was funny

I don't understand why these people are so comfortable telling lies. Ol dude wasn't even lying to try to rebut anything, he lied just because he could and there will be no repercussions. Trying to close churches, communism in schools? WTF?
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: cfbandyman on March 26, 2021, 08:37:25 AM: Quote from: MakeItRain on March 25, 2021, 11:33:24 PM
Quote from: Chingon on March 25, 2021, 07:52:14 PM
I guess he's funny like Drumpf was funny

I don't understand why these people are so comfortable telling lies. Ol dude wasn't even lying to try to rebut anything, he lied just because he could and there will be no repercussions. Trying to close churches, communism in schools? WTF?

It's the dax level word cloud of things you got to spout off that gets them all riled up.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Institutional Control on March 26, 2021, 08:50:03 AM: 23 people running for TX06 seat.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Brock Landers on March 26, 2021, 09:22:32 AM: If a set of coked up truck nuts could talk, that's what it would sound like. If he somehow wins he should be forced to keep using that voice.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on March 26, 2021, 03:35:35 PM: https://twitter.com/markhelenowski/status/1375500976170340360
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: sys on March 26, 2021, 03:54:51 PM: the accent is negotiable, but the big dan stays.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on March 26, 2021, 04:01:10 PM: Quote from: sys on March 26, 2021, 03:54:51 PM
the accent is negotiable, but the big dan stays.
He's like that guy on texags who had to wear a mask in Minnesota, his size is his identity
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Trim on March 26, 2021, 04:33:09 PM: https://www.wwe.com/videos/dan-rodman-vs-eugene-heat-may-25-2007
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: MakeItRain on March 26, 2021, 04:56:27 PM: Quote from: michigancat on March 26, 2021, 03:35:35 PM
https://twitter.com/markhelenowski/status/1375500976170340360

Perfect representation of what the republican party is and what people who are seeking office think the voters want.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: sys on March 26, 2021, 05:09:02 PM: Quote from: Trim on March 26, 2021, 04:33:09 PM
https://www.wwe.com/videos/dan-rodman-vs-eugene-heat-may-25-2007

lol.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2021, 08:56:40 PM: conceivably being more, like, 100% tuned into drug purity than funny but funny to me

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1375584214792421376
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on March 26, 2021, 09:22:31 PM: Quote from: steve dave on March 26, 2021, 08:56:40 PM
conceivably being more, like, 100% tuned into drug purity than funny but funny to me

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1375584214792421376
That is much funnier than Big Dan
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: CNS on March 27, 2021, 09:20:38 AM: Montana is the Detroit of meth? Is he concerned for local jobs?
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: chum1 on March 27, 2021, 05:18:03 PM: https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1375537987774259204
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Spracne on March 27, 2021, 05:25:02 PM: Quote from: chum1 on March 27, 2021, 05:18:03 PM
https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1375537987774259204

Friend told me Cruz claims he was heckled by cartel members during that visit. lol.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: sys on March 27, 2021, 08:13:48 PM: Quote from: Spracne on March 27, 2021, 05:25:02 PM
Friend told me Cruz claims he was heckled by cartel members during that visit. lol.

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1375475015311843331
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 28, 2021, 05:42:54 PM: X post to racist dogwhistle thread:

https://twitter.com/barefootboomer/status/1376188640443961346?s=20
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Cire on March 28, 2021, 07:07:39 PM: Quote from: michigancat on March 26, 2021, 03:35:35 PM
https://twitter.com/markhelenowski/status/1375500976170340360
My state rep is a manager of a Chili’s. He ran for county commission several times and basically just showed up at ALL the local Kansas/joco GOP functions and brown nosed. When my old state rep took a non political position in the budget office my guy went so hard for that district that he got charged with felony election perjury because he hadn’t actually moved into the district yet.

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Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 29, 2021, 08:05:48 AM: Quote from: Cire on March 28, 2021, 07:07:39 PM
Quote from: michigancat on March 26, 2021, 03:35:35 PM
https://twitter.com/markhelenowski/status/1375500976170340360
My state rep is a manager of a Chili’s. He ran for county commission several times and basically just showed up at ALL the local Kansas/joco GOP functions and brown nosed. When my old state rep took a non political position in the budget office my guy went so hard for that district that he got charged with felony election perjury because he hadn’t actually moved into the district yet.

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:love:
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: sys on March 29, 2021, 08:12:27 PM: i didn't notice that he didn't even ride the bull.

https://twitter.com/OutFrontCNN/status/1376686095971315715
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Cire on March 29, 2021, 08:46:25 PM: https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1376711903767097344?s=21

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Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Spracne on March 29, 2021, 11:14:23 PM: Quote from: sys on March 29, 2021, 08:12:27 PM
i didn't notice that he didn't even ride the bull.

https://twitter.com/OutFrontCNN/status/1376686095971315715

Yeah, he really Milkshake Duck'd himself.

Am I using it correctly?
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: DQ12 on March 30, 2021, 11:19:15 AM: I thought the "bull stunt" was pretty obvious. I thought it was kind of an endearing meta-gag, like how in austin powers they make it really obvious they're using stunt doubles.

in hindsight that was probably giving him way too much credit.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on March 30, 2021, 12:51:24 PM: I didn't think of the stunt double until watching the side-by-side video because I had no idea who the guy was or what exactly I was watching
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on March 30, 2021, 12:56:14 PM: also big dan's Nevada ads had big mormon energy
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 30, 2021, 01:10:37 PM: Folks in KS would send the TX version of Big Dan straight to Congress, no questions asked.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: MadCat on March 30, 2021, 01:19:50 PM: They'd send Dan Rodman too
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Post by: LickNeckey on March 30, 2021, 01:30:51 PM: Quote from: Sandstone Outcropping on March 30, 2021, 01:10:37 PM
Folks in KS would send the TX version of Big Dan straight to Congress, no questions asked.

i sent to my cousin and he said "that guy is awesome he is like the most Texas a guy can get"

i then explained he was born in New Jersey and had just moved to TX from Nevada

i am not sure my cousins MAGA erection allowed him to process that info
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Cire on March 30, 2021, 01:33:15 PM: Quote from: LickNeckey on March 30, 2021, 01:30:51 PM
Quote from: Sandstone Outcropping on March 30, 2021, 01:10:37 PM
Folks in KS would send the TX version of Big Dan straight to Congress, no questions asked.

i sent to my cousin and he said "that guy is awesome he is like the most Texas a guy can get"

i then explained he was born in New Jersey and had just moved to TX from Nevada

i am not sure my cousins MAGA erection allowed him to process that info

HE UNDERSTANDS THE COMMON MAN!
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Cire on March 30, 2021, 01:35:19 PM: My guy posts stuff like this on Facebook all the time. I think it's because HE thinks that it makes him sound like the common man.

Quote
Rotation in Spring Hill y’all be safe!!
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 30, 2021, 01:42:50 PM: Quote from: LickNeckey on March 30, 2021, 01:30:51 PM
Quote from: Sandstone Outcropping on March 30, 2021, 01:10:37 PM
Folks in KS would send the TX version of Big Dan straight to Congress, no questions asked.

i sent to my cousin and he said "that guy is awesome he is like the most Texas a guy can get"

i then explained he was born in New Jersey and had just moved to TX from Nevada

i am not sure my cousins MAGA erection allowed him to process that info
Remember that old saying from Junior High? You can't think with two heads at the same time!!!
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 30, 2021, 02:59:03 PM: Quote from: Spracne on March 29, 2021, 11:14:23 PM
Quote from: sys on March 29, 2021, 08:12:27 PM
i didn't notice that he didn't even ride the bull.

https://twitter.com/OutFrontCNN/status/1376686095971315715

Yeah, he really Milkshake Duck'd himself.

Am I using it correctly?

im glad you aren't using it correctly b/c that would imply the fine folks of TX bought in to this stuff and it sounds like he was sus pretty much from the get
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 30, 2021, 09:09:00 PM: https://twitter.com/KnowNothingTV/status/1377039841687396353?s=20
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: MakeItRain on April 05, 2021, 12:34:40 PM: LMAOOOOOOOO, dumb bitch
https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1379101530813562880
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 05, 2021, 12:37:50 PM: It is a shame governor
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Post by: MakeItRain on April 05, 2021, 12:38:54 PM: The Astros, Rangers and the cities of Houston and Arlington were definitely like, nigga what? As if the MLB would ever ask that dumb north or any other governor where to have an all star game.

These pubs really love playing their constituents like they're a bunch of idiots.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 05, 2021, 12:40:04 PM: Nothing can top the game that Prog Dems run on their constituents.

It's brilliant. Congrats
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on April 22, 2021, 08:33:06 AM: https://twitter.com/cbfplr/status/1385081742290300932

https://twitter.com/cbfplr/status/1385082475043508225
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: star seed 7 on April 22, 2021, 09:06:04 AM: I think Ben got duped cause that looks like pine to me.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 29, 2021, 10:33:28 AM: https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/marjorie-taylor-greene-federally-funded-school-110547251.html

she is so maga dumb
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on April 29, 2021, 11:08:47 AM: once again, is this photoshopped?

https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1387535122971336705
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on April 29, 2021, 11:10:14 AM: Quote from: michigancat on April 29, 2021, 11:08:47 AM
once again, is this photoshopped?

https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1387535122971336705

ok LOL

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1387558921385152515
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 29, 2021, 11:15:01 AM: yeah, not even Matt Gaetz could think up Sex Blimps
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: star seed 7 on April 29, 2021, 11:16:32 AM: That's what the ladies call me after I got fat :gocho:
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: chum1 on May 01, 2021, 02:59:22 PM: https://twitter.com/JeremyDDickey/status/1388208534454669312
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 01, 2021, 03:30:11 PM: tazed
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: MakeItRain on May 01, 2021, 11:13:00 PM: Why the eff is the governor of Georgia at the Rio Grande?
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: sys on May 02, 2021, 12:11:16 AM: big dan came in 11th with 2.7% of the vote. big mistake not riding his own bull.

1st and 2nd place finishers advance to a runoff with 19.2% and 13.9% respectively. both are pro-trump republicans.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 02, 2021, 09:13:44 AM: Quote from: MakeItRain on May 01, 2021, 11:13:00 PM
Why the eff is the governor of Georgia at the Rio Grande?

attention from idiots
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 03, 2021, 09:02:28 AM: Quote from: sys on May 02, 2021, 12:11:16 AM
big dan came in 11th with 2.7% of the vote. big mistake not riding his own bull.

1st and 2nd place finishers advance to a runoff with 19.2% and 13.9% respectively. both are pro-trump republicans.
Big Dan needs to come to Kansas. We would send him to Congress or probably even to the Senate so fast.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on May 04, 2021, 12:03:14 AM: Vic Berger is quite talented

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1389398759247806466
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: MakeItRain on May 04, 2021, 03:15:18 PM: Quote from: michigancat on May 04, 2021, 12:03:14 AM
Vic Berger is quite talented

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1389398759247806466

So this convinced me to watch the actual TedX talk, and holy crap. I'm not sure if Berger needed to do anything to make it cringy. Just check out the first 20 seconds. WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxShMjw6Xg
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 04, 2021, 03:42:49 PM: Quote from: MakeItRain on May 04, 2021, 03:15:18 PM
Quote from: michigancat on May 04, 2021, 12:03:14 AM
Vic Berger is quite talented

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1389398759247806466

So this convinced me to watch the actual TedX talk, and holy crap. I'm not sure if Berger needed to do anything to make it cringy. Just check out the first 20 seconds. WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxShMjw6Xg
Not trying to be dense. Is this serious or like a spoof Ted talk thing?
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: catastrophe on May 04, 2021, 04:46:33 PM: Quote from: Sandstone Outcropping on May 04, 2021, 03:42:49 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on May 04, 2021, 03:15:18 PM
Quote from: michigancat on May 04, 2021, 12:03:14 AM
Vic Berger is quite talented

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1389398759247806466

So this convinced me to watch the actual TedX talk, and holy crap. I'm not sure if Berger needed to do anything to make it cringy. Just check out the first 20 seconds. WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxShMjw6Xg
Not trying to be dense. Is this serious or like a spoof Ted talk thing?
I think the TedX talks are like something anyone can do.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 04, 2021, 05:59:46 PM: Quote from: catastrophe on May 04, 2021, 04:46:33 PM
Quote from: Sandstone Outcropping on May 04, 2021, 03:42:49 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on May 04, 2021, 03:15:18 PM
Quote from: michigancat on May 04, 2021, 12:03:14 AM
Vic Berger is quite talented

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1389398759247806466

So this convinced me to watch the actual TedX talk, and holy crap. I'm not sure if Berger needed to do anything to make it cringy. Just check out the first 20 seconds. WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxShMjw6Xg
Not trying to be dense. Is this serious or like a spoof Ted talk thing?
I think the TedX talks are like something anyone can do.
I used to know this person who seemed to believe that Ted Talks were the most significant thing human culture had ever produced.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: MakeItRain on May 04, 2021, 09:44:36 PM: Quote from: catastrophe on May 04, 2021, 04:46:33 PM
Quote from: Sandstone Outcropping on May 04, 2021, 03:42:49 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on May 04, 2021, 03:15:18 PM
Quote from: michigancat on May 04, 2021, 12:03:14 AM
Vic Berger is quite talented

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1389398759247806466

So this convinced me to watch the actual TedX talk, and holy crap. I'm not sure if Berger needed to do anything to make it cringy. Just check out the first 20 seconds. WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxShMjw6Xg
Not trying to be dense. Is this serious or like a spoof Ted talk thing?
I think the TedX talks are like something anyone can do.

Yep
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 06, 2021, 11:35:38 AM: https://www.newsweek.com/ohio-senator-uses-zoom-office-background-while-driving-during-hearing-distracted-driving-bill-1589257

Quote
An Ohio state Republican senator participated in a virtual Zoom meeting regarding distracted driving legislation while using an office background as he drove his vehicle this week.

https://twitter.com/BrodyLogan/status/1390271590093447169
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Spracne on May 06, 2021, 01:08:11 PM: Lol. You know, it could be done. He didn't seem like he was even really trying :(
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 06, 2021, 01:15:36 PM: Quote from: Spracne on May 06, 2021, 01:08:11 PM
Lol. You know, it could be done. He didn't seem like he was even really trying :(

because he is a moron
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 06, 2021, 01:16:10 PM: Yeah, the seat belt was a rookie mistake for sure.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on May 06, 2021, 01:19:47 PM: that either has to been done on purpose or a parody
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 06, 2021, 02:08:41 PM: Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on May 06, 2021, 01:16:10 PM
Yeah, the seat belt was a rookie mistake for sure.
That was awesome. The seat belt was perfect.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: chum1 on May 06, 2021, 06:54:36 PM: https://twitter.com/HaydenJSparks/status/1390051657170444288
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on May 06, 2021, 11:29:43 PM: STILL CAN'T TELL IF THIS ACCOUNT IS REALLY NEWSMAX HOST GREG KELLY

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1390392522267107330

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1390430448057307142
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Cire on May 07, 2021, 05:53:19 AM: lol
Came to post!

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Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: catastrophe on May 07, 2021, 11:00:54 AM: It’s messing with my head how perfectly that resembles a troll account.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on May 07, 2021, 11:23:42 AM: Quote from: catastrophe on May 07, 2021, 11:00:54 AM
It’s messing with my head how perfectly that resembles a troll account.

it's absolutely amazing. his Insta is kinda the same way!

https://www.instagram.com/gregkellyusa/

(https://i.imgur.com/qzL5rTp.png)
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on May 07, 2021, 08:46:48 PM: On the cusp of brilliance

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1390134438743379969
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: catastrophe on May 07, 2021, 10:34:09 PM: “Benched” is exactly the right word
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 07, 2021, 10:48:00 PM: Quote from: michigancat on May 07, 2021, 08:46:48 PM
On the cusp of brilliance

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1390134438743379969
On a squat rack and only 1 rep? LOL
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: michigancat on May 08, 2021, 08:42:23 AM: Ok I think these replies person summed it up well

https://twitter.com/willystaley/status/1390705118690123779

https://twitter.com/thepubprobably/status/1390706474851123205

https://twitter.com/thepubprobably/status/1390706856889360394
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: sys on March 06, 2024, 03:54:12 PM: Quote from: michigancat on March 26, 2021, 03:35:35 PM
https://twitter.com/markhelenowski/status/1375500976170340360

https://twitter.com/CristenDrummond/status/1765476844713963760
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Spracne on March 06, 2024, 06:03:25 PM: Ahhh. Now I remember who this guy is. Thanks for the reminder.
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: nicname on March 06, 2024, 09:03:53 PM: 100% a case of internet brain rot and delusions of grandeur
Title: Re: pos 'pubs being funny.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 07, 2024, 09:58:10 AM: Quote from: nicname on March 06, 2024, 09:03:53 PM
100% a case of internet brain rot and delusions of grandeur

and maga