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Re: capitol riot
« Reply #1275 on: February 23, 2021, 01:12:56 PM »
Dax, what weapons did the barely existent 9-11 hijackers use?
Airliners flying 1000’s of feet above the earth full of unarmed people confuse people like Rainman.7

Close, the answer is boxcutters, barely existent boxcutters.

Yep, the government would have been the plane if the tardsurgency was successful.

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« Reply #1276 on: February 23, 2021, 02:09:43 PM »
We still don't entirely know the totality of who funded and controlled the 9-11 hijackers.  An event that ultimately killed millions and costs trillions of dollars.

But Merrick Garland is gonna hunt down those MAGA's til the end of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's red sauce covered earth!


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« Reply #1277 on: February 23, 2021, 02:11:46 PM »
Merrick will follow the deep fried ball sacks all the way to the top.

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« Reply #1278 on: February 23, 2021, 02:13:53 PM »
This sham commission won't even find antifa responsible
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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« Reply #1279 on: February 23, 2021, 03:22:52 PM »
Deflectometers remain on full (as usual)

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« Reply #1280 on: February 23, 2021, 05:05:39 PM »
The “magas are too fat, poor and uncoordinated to pull this off” defense.

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« Reply #1281 on: February 23, 2021, 05:16:36 PM »
really just a MAGA insurrectionist LARP session

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« Reply #1282 on: February 23, 2021, 05:26:45 PM »
This is what happens when the NFL won't allow tailgating for an entire season.

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« Reply #1283 on: February 23, 2021, 06:36:00 PM »
The trillion dollar defense-intelligence-domestic law enforcement complex finally managed to put down a few guys with baseball bats and a fire extinguisher or two after a couple of hours. 

Look out Vlad and Xi!

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Re: capitol riot
« Reply #1284 on: February 23, 2021, 06:39:22 PM »
H911ARY

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« Reply #1285 on: February 23, 2021, 06:43:23 PM »
While Merrick is saving IPOTUS Joe’s beloved crime bill, he’s gonna bring those MAGA’s to heel!  A real multitasker

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« Reply #1288 on: February 26, 2021, 09:14:06 AM »
Better call in another 10K national guardspeople to stand around.




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« Reply #1289 on: February 26, 2021, 09:38:49 AM »
Isn’t it amazing how having the guard there seems to correlate with MAGAs not storming the capitol to taze their nuts into oblivion?

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« Reply #1290 on: February 26, 2021, 09:43:13 AM »
I think they were going to make it a weekly thing if the guard hadn't shown up.

They were probably a couple of more baseball bats away from overthrowing the whole country.


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« Reply #1291 on: February 26, 2021, 10:24:02 AM »
I think they were going to make it a weekly thing if the guard hadn't shown up.

They were probably a couple of more baseball bats away from overthrowing the whole country.

No, but you could argue that if weren't for a few good officers Pelosi, Romney or Pence could have been murdered.

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« Reply #1292 on: February 26, 2021, 10:57:16 AM »
That's a great conspiracy theory, bucket.

Keep running with it.


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« Reply #1293 on: February 26, 2021, 11:00:19 AM »
I think they were going to make it a weekly thing if the guard hadn't shown up.

They were probably a couple of more baseball bats away from overthrowing the whole country.

They had tazers and as magas have learned, tazers can be very deadly (to idiot magas beanbags)

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« Reply #1294 on: February 26, 2021, 11:27:50 AM »
It's like the heavy cannabis user who asks if you've heard they same joke . . . every day.

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« Reply #1295 on: March 02, 2021, 03:54:55 PM »

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« Reply #1296 on: March 02, 2021, 04:30:34 PM »

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« Reply #1297 on: March 02, 2021, 04:36:23 PM »
Pretty on brand that he lied about beating up a cop to "look tough"

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« Reply #1298 on: March 02, 2021, 04:54:29 PM »
Pretty on brand that he lied about beating up a cop to "look tough"

Possibly true.

Very on brand that easily manipulated ProgFascist simpletons (numbering in the millions upon millions) enabled by their self affirming media ran hard with the protestors killing a cop narrative . . . no questions asked.   Very very on brand.


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« Reply #1299 on: March 02, 2021, 05:17:39 PM »
don't say anything bad about the fat unemployed magas who talked big.