Greetings quhaat fans! I headed over to LandThieves.com to sift through thousands of posts in the game thread so you don't have to! And then when I got there I got a 404 Error message because apparently that message board blew itself up outside of the stadium! Now it's called DirtBurglars. A+ name. Goofball posters.
Okay! Let's crank it up with some
PREGAME HYPEIn first.
Let's keep this thread positive and upbeat. No more trying to tears others down. A kind word goes a long ways.
eff off. BOOMER!
Bite me. BOOMER!
What a goofball thing to say.
goofball, more like football amirite
eff you! GTFO with that bullshit you rump ranger
This response makes me so proud to be a Sooner. We're gonna fit in the SEC like a hand in a glove bomb in a backpack.
fyp
I'm not sure if this fits in this thread...
Janet:
Oh, toucha, toucha, toucha, TOUCH ME,
I wanna be dirty,
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me,
Creature of the night?
In that movie, and in ONLY that scene, I wanted to be the "Creature of the night"
Purple Kansas was a pain in the ass during the Riley years. Hopefully BV won’t have the same trouble.
He gonna.
Taking my step-father who’s from Kansas and a hardcore KSU fan, to his first OU/KSU game here. We’re pretty stoked. Unfortunately, he’ll have to witness Venables led team beat down his Wildcats though.
BOOMER SOONERS!
Your mom was right to leave your dad and marry this d00d instead
Everyone have a nice and blessed day. Enjoy your tailgates and parties. Have fun watching the excitement on your kids' face when they get to see the Schooner. Don't overindulge, and be safe and responsible. Boomer Sooner! everyone.
But we all know that all the pants pissers, whiny cunts, crybabies, bitches and usual suspects will start throwing tantrums like little children and start crying because the opening kickoff didn't go through the uprights. Katy bar the motherfucking door if K-State scores first.
How many times can I
these posts?
Want to see OU administer:
1st quarter - domination
2nd quarter - annihilation
3rd quarter - humiliation
4th quarter - desecration
OU - 55
KSU - 17
Let’s restore order to the universe!
BOOMER!!!
Well friend I've got some bad news bc it's gonna be
1st quarter - defecation
2nd quarter - urination
3rd quarter - defenestration
4th quarter - ur team blows themselves up
Sooner!
Looking for defensive domination today.
K. Or how about we post a 41-spot on that ass, which is the most we have ever scored in Norman?
Women and children could be reading this. Cleaning up the harsh language could make this a better place. When I was growing up the adults just didn't behave this way. They tried to set a good example. Let's all be mindful of trying to make this world a kinder place.
This goofball is still trying to get everyone to stop cursing.
Crowd looks jacked tonight. Let’s win this bitch.
1ST QUARTERThat ad they keep showing of the TV show about a country music family in Nashville...wasn't that same show done on another network not long ago?
Yeah I don't know. Game's on, tho.
This crossed eyed Hebrew has a face for radio. He stinks.
GPC World Forum is that waaay ---->
KS driving. What’s that warm liquid running down my leg
It's your blood, you exploded yourself outside of the stadium.
So Martinez is going to fluke it early I see. eff that liar. Lying is a sin.
idk
I say it all the time, but I still hate Douche Vaughn.
How is he still in school? Surely they’re out of majors by now.
He's only a junior, guy.
Big 12 refs going to eff OU on spots I see.
4th and 1, they'll go for it, and likely get it.
Like...so many times! So many! O'Doyle rules.
KSU commie coach is a loser for spending the whole rough ridin' off-season on OU only to lose to every other team.
Oh no, we suck again!
Manateepower says Coach Klieman is a Sly Likes Big Hairy male genitals. And he's right.
Confirmed non-goofball on this post
Alright, let's get the defensive trash series out of the way early just like last week.
Guys I can't tell you how fun it is reading these after knowing what's about to happen.
Every year this seems to be the most frustrating game. We should’ve stopped them 3 times and yet, we couldn’t. If we can’t rough ridin' win 3rd and 12 against this Shitty offense, we’re in trouble.
Oh buddy just wait until 3rd and 16 later tonight!
Of rough ridin' course we flop on our first possession.
I'm ready for OU to get into the SEC. Beating Alabama and Georgia will be easier than KSU who spends the whole GD off-season on OU. rough ridin' stalkers!
This was...after we went up 7-0. I wonder if any DirtBurgers noticed that their D was just fiddle fartin fuvkin around on that opening drive.
GD guys........quit fiddle fartin fuvkin around here
I knew this might happen if we hired Lon Kruger
I'm going to challenge Klieman to a fight. If he declines, he's a rough ridin' anti-American pussy. Fighting is the mature adult thing to do when there is conflict and I have a mother rough ridin' conflict with that mother rough rider!
Time to cue up the meltdown posts? I mean this is rough ridin' pathetic. Adrian Martinez is a freaking JAG.
We be mumped at current. I'm not worried yet. 14-0 isn't crap in college football. Defense just needs to settle down first and foremost. Don't know about offense yet, but Bedenbaugh still sucks.
You be mumped all night! There won't be one iota of this game where OU leads, friend
It's time to literally break Martinez. He's a criminal anyway.
MCMW
Just turned the game on. Looks like Oklahoma football.
You mean you’re not fluffing Riley before the game? Everyone here though you probably had a full schedule sucking dick and leaving the leftovers in your pussy beard.
LANGUAGE
crap. Should have hired Kleiman just to end KSU.
Will still trade straight up for Venzy
Are they straining yet?
Kanak freaks me out. I keep thinking he is Austin Box
@OKCat get in here
Our OL needs to get their heads outta their fat asses and start doing their jobs.
TOUCHDOWN, SOONERS! 14-7 Qats.
Comeback engaged
you will not lead once
eff you, Kleiman. You have a fermented $!#*.
Ah yes, the annual ‘KSU inexplicably plays out their mind against OU’ game. Wildcats must have strong voodoo on OU over the years.
I think we win a close one
you will not lead once
Gabriel overthrows a guy, I think maybe on 4th down or something:
Furk!
2ND QUARTER!We aren’t able to run the ball at all so far. We have to figure that out and find a way. OL has to do better.
#FindAWay
KSU's punter averages 32 yard per punt. Tonight? A 54 yard punt. Makes sense.
They just seem so snakebitten by us. Like every poster fully expected them to lose this game, and it's so beautiful watching them realize as the thread goes on that this is only going to come to fruition again. It's where ShaggyBevo was ca. 2013 or so.
is just not a QB for this level play plain and simple It is also really evident tonight how small he is and not in a Baker Kyler way If you are small you better have some other tangibles and he does not have any
This post has real "Paul S. monologue at All-Chinese Buffet" vibes (x-post townie thread/iykyk)
SOONERS TIE IT UP, 14-14!
Boom! eff you Coach Kuntman!
They are like completely obsessed with calling our coach vulgar vagina things, and yet they missed Clitz Hymen entirely.
Do we have a crap pants call out thread? My wife is grossed out
'll take the slow start, and finishing strong, as opposed to getting a lead, and having to escape with your life in the 4th quarter. Though would be nice to have a complete game.
If you can’t see a difference in OU now I don’t know what to tell you. BV already making adjustments to shut this crap down.
you will not lead once
Vaughn looks like he is 5'2"
Somebody take that middle schooler's head off
There needs to be a rule that you have to be 5'10" or taller to play college football for safety reasons. I hate rough ridin' Hage Douche Vaughn. rough ridin' midget. I hate rough ridin' midgets!
There are a lot of bad people on this message board
At least the SEC doesn't use midget running backs.
Tulane doesn't have a single player on defense that could start for OU yet Martinez has 5000 yards rushing in the 1st half. I don't get it.
Hey! We don't either!
Coach Kuntman is a bigger bitch than Campbell of Iowa St. is. What a crybitch.
gtfo you Tulane losing to mfer
All the momentum going our way, and that little bitch Knowles has to have a long return to give them back momentum. And eff Adrian Martinez, he played well against us last year too, but trash against everyone else.
They are really hostile towards us on this board. It's toxic.
Can he transfer in mid-season?
FFS, our middle is getting pushed back by a rough ridin' quarterback. Guy has steel legs like Oscar Pistorius.
#Hateful
I'm all for a round house kick on special teams that removes Knowles head from his neck. I'm in evil mode tonight.
K, how about he just has a bomb-ass return instead?
rough ridin' field goal kicker better make this or kick the crap out of him at half-time.
They are a violent and hateful group. Some student with something to prove should explode their bad attitudes.
Field goal made. 21-17 Cats:
Damn right you better make it! One rough ridin' job!
Our defense is getting clowned by a midget and a RB playing QB. This is rough ridin' pathetic.
Need to run an offensive play to take Coach Kuntman out. There's no proof it was intentional.
There is not a bigger lie than fluke football games like this.
Correct, we should only play games on paper.
Need to start bending Vaughn's fingers back in pile ups. It's legal in football as long as you don't get caught.
FFS. Ugwoegbu is a Swahili word for "motionless lump."
So much
in this fanbase. Shameful.
No clue what this is in reference to, but here it is:
Are those two gonna finger each other's buttholes?
Sit down you rough ridin' queer
HALFTIME!Got punched in the mouth. Time to fight back. Expecting a murder-rape this half.
I never want to play this ragtag group of 2 stars and walk-ons ever again. Give me any SEC team over this group of Rudy’s who just want it more than us.
It's about the Jimmies and Joes, not the Bombs and Backpacks.
Agree, scheme adjustments? Moving players if not being productive? Maybe ksu coaches are pretty good at counter adjustments…I dunno.
I’m not the football smart guy but and unfortunately and fortunately babysitting my granddaughter so it’s monsters inc and the game on stats..lol
THIRD QUARTER!We do the rough ridin' lights when we are getting boat raced by K State? Not a good look.
Wondered that myself!
Need to hit Martinez late and hard with a 3rd stringer. My grandpa was Buddy Ryan. My other grandpa is LHC Bill Snyder.
Sir I don't even know what you're really getting at here.
I'm confused. We're losing by 4 instead of winning by 20, but I'm not fearful we'll lose. I knew this would happen when we hired Lon Kruger.
How about stopping the false starts, mmkay?
You won't! You'll do more!
Can we please get a good offensive line coach?
At least there aren’t any linemen playing ukulele to cancer kids instead of footballing
Add kids with cancer to the list of people Oklahoma fans hate and cheer against.
8-4
Who knows? I know
Your ex-escort wife's record-best guzzle: 17 ounces.
Who knows? I know.
The cats owning them over the years is tearing them apart.
Big coaching mistake there by Venables. Once he saw the slow substitution he needed to be ready to call a TO.
It is a shitty rule but defenses can almost force delays of game if the timing is right. Gundy has done it before.
I mean that was so rough ridin' beautiful. That was LHCBCHBS level gamesmanshp right there.
Game has turned into a dog fight. Hopefully we got the rabid dog at the end of this
you will get the dog who rubs its butt on the carpet bc it has anal worms and then who barfs and eats its own barf
Poor KSU is out of business when OU and Texas depart the conference. I hope they enjoy their greatly reduced budget.
we will not!
I'm glad you're going to Hell. You deserve it and so does your skank wife and fudge packing son.
Goofball is v disappointed in you guys
fukin Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) offensive calls
Damn folks, I been on tractor all day and finally get to enjoy some games but all I See is ammo for the “pants pissem” phaggot qoute function patrol.
wont have to beat them when they’re bankrupt. Much like, well you know, California will be.
Take it to Texags
Game is over! We loss to a rough ridin' scrub team at home. All momentum loss that we had going. New regime or not, you can’t lose to a scrub QB like Martinez or a midget RB. KSU taking receipts over us like usual.
4TH QUARTER!These announcer keep saying ksu is keeping us from a title. That’s just not correct. If we can’t beat ksu, we are keeping ourselves from a title. KSU is a tough, hard nosed team with average talent. If we can’t beat them, we clearly aren’t good enough to compete for a title.
KSU plays their best against OU every year. If they win tonight, they’ll go in to lose 3 more games this year.
can we turn the lights out when they're on offense?
ou lights caught up with the rest of the big time stadiums after 10 years. They’ll beat it to death by the end of the season
Did we forget to pay the electric bill?
Meanwhile, California can’t keep the lights on in their third world state.
User Burglebutt HATES California.
Hey a pre snap penalty!
Need to do the flashing lights thing after any play the offense can complete without a penalty.
Well guys. I'm tuning out. It's clear this team isn't here to play a football game.
Our offensive line is potato.
Mongoloid potato.
So rough ridin' tired of the midget
K State smells it!
letting that little pint size rb run all over our d's ass
The good news is that the Liberty Bowl is a few days before New Years so ou fans can attend and be home before Jan 1 to watch the playoff
This shitty QB is going in dry on OU now.
We rough ridin' blow.
KState came all blue collar...
We came with ego and a pringle on our shoulder that the wind blew off quick.
Welp, see you all later.
Game was not even close to over at this point!
Maybe the SEC should have invited K State…they’ll match up
Our academic standards are too high
I can live with this defense not having the talent we need to compete for titles. That can, and will, be fixed.
I cannot abide, however, a bunch of purple, Emperor Palpatine phaggots wanting the victory more.
Brent will clearly need more time to erase the stench of Lincoln Phaggot and Alex Phaggot from this program.
The Word.
It's time to come to terms that we're not an elite program anymore. We've gone through so many coaches the last 22 years, and not only have we not become more physical, we're not even close. We constantly barely look like a power 5 team. Every time we Face the team that is slightly coached well, and has a little bit of physicality, we get our brains beat in. I can't believe how not rough ridin' close we are. What an absolute embarrassment and a disgrace. We are basically Wisconsin and Michigan now.
The game was still very much going on at this point! OU just scored to bring it to 34-27.
Touchdown Oklahoma!
Meh.
I wonder if we can trade in our unused timeouts for touchdowns?
Pussies on The Prairie. This wasn't a good movie.
This is right before The Play.
The good news is we can score quickly. The bad news is 3rd and 17 is advantage kstate.
They’re going to convert this 3rd down. Just watch.
G rough ridin' damn
KSU shoved it in and broke it off in OU tonight. OU fought back but couldn’t stop the mental meltdowns.
So 0-1 in prime time conference games with the "cool flashy lights". Why bother.
Way to joke around with LHC Bill Snyder, Brent you idiot
The Venables honeymoon is over. It’s time for him to stop smiling and get to work.
Turns out "what Brent did" is smile
Oh I’m not here to convince anybody of anything. I comment on ou football and I’m almost always right. That’s all
I assume you’re excluding the immeasurable times you’re not right in this analysis? Brent V and Co were never going to fix the culture in one offseason, dude. Have fun with your wildfires, homelessness, and power grid. I bid you nothing but the best.
Burglekutt continues to make every post about California.
This is one of the most humiliating losses OU has had in many years.
This is why ou doesn’t get many night games. Better to choke early
in the day
Kinda like your wife choking on her daily bbc before noon?
They simply are not following goofball's advice.
So rough ridin' maddening those bitches in Manhattan have the scoreboard 3/4 years against us. They’ve managed to beat us in Norman 3 times in 10 years. eff those purple crap-eating pussies. They won’t play this well the rest of the season.
Hey! You might be right!
(TD with 1 minute left to bring it to one score)
Flashing the lights on a rough ridin' garbage time score?
I take solace in knowing that when OU and Texas depart, KSU'a budget will be cut in half and they won't even be able to keep Simple Jack as their coach at their crap college, crap football program, and crap town. They will be dust in the wind and that's the real rough ridin' scoreboard. I better get on that meltdown of the week page or I'm going to be very upset!
Just mark K-State down as a yearly loss until the brain worms are removed.
Not one single hold called on Kansas State tonight. Sometimes this game feels rigged. Not as bad as the NBA or to a lesser extent the NFL, but, still, you can see when it's happening.
BALLGAME! 41-34 FINAL.Big 12 front office is pissed at OU burying the conference financially in the very near future. OU and Texas get the last laugh.
And then there are a few pages of guys arguing with each other and posting pictures of their UGA cups to prove that they aren't UGA bandwagon fans??
Jesus Christ, what a debacle. I didn't think this team and this staff were capable of laying that big of a turd.
Well that pretty much sucked donkey balls. They pantsed us and then stuffed us in a locker.
