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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: We Own OU
« Reply #150 on: September 25, 2022, 11:40:38 AM »
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« Reply #151 on: September 25, 2022, 11:40:58 AM »
I can't imagine living a life with that much hate in your heart. For them to even muster up that much animus for one of the most loveable humans alive and one of the most milquetoast humans alive is wild.

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« Reply #152 on: September 25, 2022, 11:57:36 AM »
I can't imagine living a life with that much hate in your heart. For them to even muster up that much animus for one of the most loveable humans alive and one of the most milquetoast humans alive is wild.


It is really insane. It's the same feeling I get when I read the TexAgs politics board. But...like...it's just about Potato Face and The Waterbug. (And California.)
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« Reply #153 on: September 25, 2022, 12:12:42 PM »
I can't imagine living a life with that much hate in your heart. For them to even muster up that much animus for one of the most loveable humans alive and one of the most milquetoast humans alive is wild.


It is really insane. It's the same feeling I get when I read the TexAgs politics board. But...like...it's just about Potato Face and The Waterbug. (And California.)

Hating on Cali is like the most reflexive thing they do and it's honestly weird. Especially given how Texas can't go more than a week of cold weather and fold like a house of cards but selective memory for them all
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: We Own OU
« Reply #154 on: September 25, 2022, 12:31:35 PM »
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Our offensive line is potato.

Mongoloid potato.   

 :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: We Own OU
« Reply #155 on: September 25, 2022, 12:40:31 PM »
I can't imagine living a life with that much hate in your heart. For them to even muster up that much animus for one of the most loveable humans alive and one of the most milquetoast humans alive is wild.


It is really insane. It's the same feeling I get when I read the TexAgs politics board. But...like...it's just about Potato Face and The Waterbug. (And California.)

Hating on Cali is like the most reflexive thing they do and it's honestly weird. Especially given how Texas can't go more than a week of cold weather and fold like a house of cards but selective memory for them all

I think it has more to do with who their previous coach dumped them for than it is the prevailing culture out there

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« Reply #157 on: September 25, 2022, 01:13:51 PM »
I can't imagine living a life with that much hate in your heart. For them to even muster up that much animus for one of the most loveable humans alive and one of the most milquetoast humans alive is wild.


It is really insane. It's the same feeling I get when I read the TexAgs politics board. But...like...it's just about Potato Face and The Waterbug. (And California.)

Hating on Cali is like the most reflexive thing they do and it's honestly weird. Especially given how Texas can't go more than a week of cold weather and fold like a house of cards but selective memory for them all

I think it has more to do with who their previous coach dumped them for than it is the prevailing culture out there

When his house was leaked there were a lot of them, on twitter, more than one or two, who were trying to convince strangers that there is lakefront property in OKC just as nice.

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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: We Own OU
« Reply #158 on: September 25, 2022, 04:32:35 PM »
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Our offensive line is potato.

Mongoloid potato.   

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I immediately thought of you when I read that line.

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« Reply #159 on: September 25, 2022, 06:21:40 PM »
I can't imagine living a life with that much hate in your heart. For them to even muster up that much animus for one of the most loveable humans alive and one of the most milquetoast humans alive is wild.


It is really insane. It's the same feeling I get when I read the TexAgs politics board. But...like...it's just about Potato Face and The Waterbug. (And California.)

Hating on Cali is like the most reflexive thing they do and it's honestly weird. Especially given how Texas can't go more than a week of cold weather and fold like a house of cards but selective memory for them all

I think it has more to do with who their previous coach dumped them for than it is the prevailing culture out there

I live in Oklahoma. Trashing California as if it’s a third world country is very popular here. There are people that park in the grass on the outskirts of the Wal-Mart parking lot selling Trump & Let’s Go Brandon flags. One time they were selling flags without the 31st star.
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: We Own OU
« Reply #160 on: September 25, 2022, 09:10:27 PM »
we’ve not said enough about their stupid and i’m sure insanely expensive lighting effects


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« Reply #161 on: September 25, 2022, 09:12:16 PM »
we’ve not said enough about their stupid and i’m sure insanely expensive lighting effects

It cost $37MM to install those lights ... 12 years ago. That is why they've been so salty about always getting the 11 A.M. kickoff times.

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« Reply #162 on: September 25, 2022, 09:19:51 PM »
we’ve not said enough about their stupid and i’m sure insanely expensive lighting effects
In the third quarter they did a light show to that Phil collins song and it was the cheesiest thing I’ve ever seen in person. Those slack jaws were amazed.


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« Reply #163 on: September 25, 2022, 09:21:08 PM »
They finally got rid of the terrible player shadows, so I’m not going to complain.
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Gems of the Gamethread: We Own OU
« Reply #164 on: September 25, 2022, 09:24:19 PM »
I struggle with deciding which stadium/atmosphere/gameday experience is worse between Stillwater and Norman. Stillwater is super cheesy and try-hard, but Norman is super gross and not loud at all. Just in my imo


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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: We Own OU
« Reply #165 on: September 25, 2022, 09:56:12 PM »
Do we have a cheyenne zulu type installed there who set it up for it to be broadcast to the world that oklahoman entertainment is light switches?

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« Reply #166 on: September 25, 2022, 10:43:50 PM »
I struggle with deciding which stadium/atmosphere/gameday experience is worse between Stillwater and Norman. Stillwater is super cheesy and try-hard, but Norman is super gross and not loud at all. Just in my imo


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No one leans harder into their mascot than OSU. Even their terrible radio guy yelling “pistol’s firing” for every touchdown is so cringy. I once had my wife’s friend’s OSU husband tell me the wildcat growl sound at KSU was too much and before I could stop myself I just said “Are you rough ridin' kidding me?” I’ve been to a ton of games at GIA and every stoppage the big screen is just another 70 year old doing the gun hand signal. No one ruins the atmospheres in very good combination of stadium & arena like OSU. I say that as my 2nd favorite team my whole life being OSU with a lot of strong family ties to OSU.

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« Reply #167 on: September 26, 2022, 07:40:15 AM »
I think they do a really good job at BPS.  Never been to OU.


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« Reply #168 on: September 26, 2022, 08:07:32 AM »
After seeing the light show, I fully understand why the Big 12 makes them play at 11 AM so often.

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« Reply #169 on: September 26, 2022, 08:44:54 AM »
After seeing the light show, I fully understand why the Big 12 makes them play at 11 AM so often.

I was wondering if at some point VB will be like, turn the rough ridin' lights back on you dumbasses, i'm trying to tell my kids to stop getting their asses kicked and their eyes are all glossed over".

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« Reply #171 on: September 26, 2022, 09:10:41 AM »
Are they that hateful to every opponent? I'm assuming yes to a certain level. Buncha weirdos.
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Re: Gems of the Gamethread: We Own OU
« Reply #172 on: September 26, 2022, 12:13:21 PM »
After seeing the light show, I fully understand why the Big 12 makes them play at 11 AM so often.

I was wondering if at some point VB will be like, turn the rough ridin' lights back on you dumbasses, i'm trying to tell my kids to stop getting their asses kicked and their eyes are all glossed over".
Are they some sort of super duper LED? I'm used to the thing where the janitor flips the massive breaker switch to turn on the stadium lights and they take 45 second to turn on all the way.

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« Reply #173 on: September 26, 2022, 03:05:20 PM »
After seeing the light show, I fully understand why the Big 12 makes them play at 11 AM so often.

I was wondering if at some point VB will be like, turn the rough ridin' lights back on you dumbasses, i'm trying to tell my kids to stop getting their asses kicked and their eyes are all glossed over".

Leverage, he wanted his D to get leverage. "It's the eyes," says announcer. (wtf)

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« Reply #174 on: September 26, 2022, 03:29:47 PM »