Greetings Cat fans,
Dlew and I got our wires crossed and it looks like we both sifted through thousands of angry sooner fan posts on the DirtBurglars.com game thread so you don't have to! I just spent hours on this only to find out Dlew was doing it simultaneously! But just as the earth revolves around the sun, and just as OU fans throw their scapegoat coaches under the bus the second week of the season, there is one sure thing when it comes to gems: sometimes two different gem sifters will find different things! So enjoy a side-by-side comparo of what Dlew finds worthy and what SkinBen finds worthy! Kinda wish I had just checked the boards midway through compiling these so I would've seen Dlew's post and just gone to bed, but here we are! HOLY DOG crap!
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THIS WEEK'S LEAD-UP AND TODAY PREGAME:
Score prediction:
OU 41
KSU 24
What I want to see: K-State's patented pee wee football style of offense shut down (no slow developing QB draws going for 25 yards over and over). OU's run game bulldozing (looking good up front).
Ok, we'll just throw for like 400 yards instead.
I don’t expect Kansas State to work really hard to try to clear enough guys to play. I could even see the team faking positive tests to force a cancelation. What’s its incentive to play this game?
Score prediction:
59 The Rattler Strikes
13 We lost to Arkansas St
Everybody join the prayer circle and pray for kstate to meet the threshold to play tomorrow.
Ur sacrifices R appreciated
They’re praying it’s canceled and we’re praying we play. Guess we’ll see who God loves more.
He's punishing you because you guys buried the story of your student trying to suicide an entire stadium in 2005
OU fans (including myself) have nightmares about this game last year. But there is one glaring difference from last year....KSU's offensive line is much worse. For the first time in 31 years, KSU has ZERO returning starters on their offensive line. I expect this defense to be in the backfield a lot on Saturday. KSU will not control the LOS like they did last year. Barring any turnovers or kicking game craziness, I will be very surprised if KSU scores more than 17. I think we will score around 40-45....so I will wait for that O/U line to creep up and the under will likely be my play on this game (if I play it at all).
Oh there's gonna be turnovers, son.
Next few are answers to when someone asked, "On a scale of 1-10, what's your level of concern vs. K-State?"
0. Skylar Thompson will have an awful day against our defense.
How do you figure we won't have a homefield advantage? Should be around 20K fans there.
It's not like we're playing in a bubble like the NBA and NHL, or with empty stadiums like the NFL.
Not that we need it anyway. We're going to crush the mild kitties.
Guy getting excited about the announced broadcast crew:
Jenny Taft !!!!
At a Houston XFL game I was sitting row one, end-zone. When she walked by I screamed:
“JENNY TAFT SIT ON MY FACE!!!!!”
Savage. No shame.
Gonna eff them right in the pussy.
Hang 60
GAME TIME. (From the game thread.)
After OU's first touchdown:
Light the Stogies fellas
Rattler keeping his eyes downfield—love it !
Personal foul, Rattler's hair
Cheerleaders with masks make me feel funny below.
This entire board is one big Katdaddy, no!
I didn't realize Tyrion Lannister played for KState.
I don't do wizards so I've never seen Lame of Bones, can someone explain to me who this Tyrion chick is and how it applies to these KSU State Tatercats?
KSU takes a timeout to figure out how to punt. That's a familiar feeling.
Meet me by the Ernie Barrett statue, you eff. And when you do, I'll tell you that you can laugh all you want about our punting gaffe in 2005, our school isn't the one who had a student suicide bombe himself outside of the stadium that day.
good thing KState is missing so many starters or we could be in real trouble
"End of the first and Kansas state has .... 12 rough ridin' yards?!"
"You can't say 'eff' on the air."
"Nobody in Kansas is listening anyway."
I think all the time lost in training and practice is showing.
I did some background checks. Yep, the entire officiating crew was born and raised by transvestite whores in Austin, TX.
Your entire hick fanbase is a cesspool
Finally a Stoops other than Bob doing something positive for OU football.
Let’s all get corn rows!
12 yards 0 first downs in first quarter for Wildcats.
How does a 5'5 rb fall forward?!?
We are seeing why K-State lost that 1st game
After Rattler's second INT
Heisman campaign off to a bad start
What Indian God did we piss off that we always have a humongous turnover differential, and not in a good way? It’s getting to point to be ridiculous.
Well you're not far off because when it comes to INTs, our D was all playing like they had Vishnu's extra arms.
Why does anyone GAF about Obi Wan on a motorcycle?
Too bad we have a virtual secondary with all this covid crap!
Touchdown high school team
Why can't we just have a boring year where we blow everyone out.
Because unfortunately your Big XII schedule means you have to play these ksu kats every year, dummy.
A dogfight against a d2 team in Manhattan, nothing new.
Well then that means you have lost 4 of the last 9 to d2 teams :fightme:
How many times have we seen this where we completely outplay a team, look like we are about to take a 20+ lead and a couple of minutes later we're in a seven point ballgame?
These guys need to learn to take care of business.
Don't worry, they won't
Nice cleavage. Show her again on replay.
Why was our offensive lineman in the crowd cheering
Haha Between the Fox 25 reporter miniskirt trying to fly off all pregame and now the cleveage cam, this game has it all
Exactly, and this is his first start against even decent competition. People need to cut him a little slack... not like he needs a lot with that talent.
Nice chase down for 24. If I am KSU, I go full air raid in the second half. Nobody expects you to win, so why not go for it?
We are totally dominating this crap team but they’re still hanging around. We need to put them away early 3rd quarter
Oh that's when the fun's really gonna begin
What do we have to do to get a turnover? crap, I’ll bring a live chicken and a ouija board to get this crap turned around.
Reggie Bitch pushing the whorn narrative. He must have drawn the short straw
The offensive line has the China Virus today. eff China and eff viruses. And eff KSU and eff Texas also.
Now that was a Heisman worthy throw.
The hair...not so much.
Darren Sproles flashback, have mercy.
Get Uncle Jesse out ya mouth
2003 CCG Flashbacks there
Reminds me of that little crap that played in the NFL forever.
So OU will get a win against a team who lost to a G-5 last week. The SOS is already shot for the whole season after week 1 for KU, KSU, ISU, and TT.
Even beating the crap out of KSU won't mean much. Add in KU, ISU, and TT and you have half the schedule for OU is garbage.
This is yet another no win situation for OU.
Well you got that last part right
How you gonna let Lil Sweet gash you like that?
Douche Vaughn.
KSU's coach sucks sick but his offensive and defensive schemes don't cooperate with OU at times.
KSU's coach is 2-0 against you
absolutely ZERO pressure on QB, receiver all by himself in the backfield, LB cannot tackle even with grabbing the facemask .... Mike level shitshow all around.
This team we are facing today is the weaker version of the tram that lost to ARKANSAS STATE.
Does a cramp count as a Covid-19 death
Here we go again. Wow. We just find a way to make these KState games a mess.
Jesus rough ridin' Christ. We’re in trouble when we play a team at full strength.
Welcome to Oklahoma: where we eff around, turn the ball over, never create turnovers, and instead of blowing out teams we squeak them out
lol nerp
KSU's head coach who doesn't have a name is a fudge packer and there is everything wrong with that.
:opsooner:
The cleavage girls could tackle better than that.
Great, another rough ridin' KSU midget butt munch. Still need better defensive players.
Take it to the Deuce Vaughn nickname thread, you dork
What the hell is goin on around here? When did the circus come to town? I didn’t see any trucks.
We are the hungry ones on a lightning raid.
Speed D huh? Getting carved up by a piece of crap KSU team. Remember they lost at home to Arkansas State.
It’s about like having Donald Trump on Defense
.....more like a democrat city in flames
eff yeah, dawg
14 point lead, but with KSU knocking at the door. I like where we are, but that 3rd quarter was a disaster.
Ksu is not a good team. Our defense is crap. We can’t even tackle a midget RB. It doesn’t look like we’re even trying on defense today.
pathetic.
Here we go again. Our streak of BXII championships ends this year. Defense is terrible again. O-line average. WRs too weak to block. Secondary the usual horrible busts. And if Rattler goes down with Covid or anything, no chance of anything.
This is hard to watch.
KSU and ISU are notorious for this crap. They can't beat FCS or G-5 teams but they play the game of their life against OU.
There is literally no upside for OU in this game.
Beat KSU by 50, well they were supposed to.,
Beat them by 21, well it's a w
Squeak out a win, might as well be a L as far as the talking heads are concerned on ESPN playoff selection committee.
Lose, OU tanks in the rankings.
It's really hard for OU to win NC's playing teams like this who do not have the NFL talent to bring OU up, just a bunch of 2 stars playing the game of their life withe come QB who has no arm shredding the OU defense.
Yeah, OU just ran into a 5'5" buzzsaw today, boys.
Skylar Thompson' mother is an 'unt.
*horrorsurprise*
LR still can't call a 3rd quarter offense..and one more season of these dumb eff FUMS defensive recruits..BOOMER!
They are obsessed with Mike Stoops. I can't stop reading FUMS over and over and over and over.
I'll take, 'What the eff are you doing for $2000'.....Alex.
.....Alex.
How do we lose the turnover battle 3-0?
Oh your nightmare is only just beginning
I'm glad Skyler is a senior. She's a shitty QB that plays great against OU for some mumped up reason. I'm looking forward to that bitch getting my burger, fries and orange soda next season. Hey bitch! I said a large orange soda with no ice! Got that?
Very weird post from but an even weirder drink order.
Ya know what? Kudos to KSU. They have heart and desire, and they flat out want this game more. Props to them. Our team should crawl into a rough ridin' blanket cave and whimper. What a cunty display.
We have to score every time to win.
Against kstate.
A quarter full stadium just praying your team will stop giving up 4th quarter TD after 4th quarter TD to a team that lost to a Sun Belt team....this must be what it feels like to be an okie state fan. eff, we suck on defense.
Everything that could go bad is going bad
And a holding so we’re starting at the 15. This team falls on its own dick way too much
Ow, my dick!
Everything has set up for OU to lose this game. Turnovers and defensive breakdowns, here we are.
Cancel the rest of the season after this one.
Finally KSU backup backups have to suck, expose them
Well, the game still feels like a win, far better than early in the 4th last season vs Mildcats...
OU rough ridin' around with a KSU team that will have 5 or 6 losses again.
eff this team. eff this bullshite
Oh well this year doesn't count anyways. Screw it.
People just need to accept this is OU. It will not change. Maybe get lucky Rattlers senior year and hopefully a down season for elite teams. 20 years proves this
They are just extremely meltdowny over there. Like bros, you are in the conversation for CFP literally every single year.
Well this is a collapse in progress but at least the program made our SJW statement.
Great leadership.
Brace yourselves, we probably lose this
can confirm
Lol I can’t fycking do this. Our defense can’t tackle. Had these fuckers down 35-14. We fall on our dicks. eff you Alan Grinch
Lotta dick falling today.
So does OU need to hire Coach Cuntman of KSU?
That's Clits Hymen to you, good sir
IMAGINE HAVING A rough ridin' SECONDARY I CAN'T NOT ME I'M A rough ridin' OKLAHOMA FAN
Riley so focused on protest. Needs to donate that salary back to University
People it's okay, we have UNITY STRIPES!
If Lincoln was so smart we’d be able to put KSU away and he’d be smart enough to buy the right size mask
At least this season doesn't count since a full season isn't being played. Thank goodness. This season is equivalent to a baseball strike so there are no conference or national champions.
I don't even know what's going on. Truly mystified.
We're beatin' that ass, son. That's what's going on.
.......this is the type of game that Bud would gather his team in the locker room after it’s over, hang his head for a bit in silence....and then just walk out of the room
Larry "Bud" Melman?
Yo our team is so fragile and leaderless. One big play. One play ruined our defense. They never bounced back. We may get scored on every possession from here on out
It seems we are way too talented to play as hard as this high school bunch.
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a game before where a team pulls off the perfect script to win like this. Maybe OU at Baylor last year but Baylor didn’t seem to let up like we have in this one.
About 90% of KSU’s offense has come on 5 big plays. That’s a huge red flag for a defense....same issue we had last year. Same issue we had under FUMS. Guys are just out of position and can’t tackle.
You just can't handle Waterbug, bitch
Running up a big lead only to choke it away has happened enough for us to know that it's a feature of Lincoln's teams. This is who we are. Not championship caliber.
They have hardcore turned on Lincoln Riley. Will rough ridin' take in a straight up trade.
isn't KSU missing 5 players in their secondary? And we can't take advantage of that?
Oh you have been, but you also threw 40 interceptions
FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG
Again, our opponent never ever ever holds when they have the ball.
Ever.
It's a BigXII rule.
I NEED more of this.
We're still Texas Tech North.
.....can we have k states o-line.....their qb stands in the pocket unmolested until his receivers clear
yes, you rough ridin' can.
I’ve literally sat on my couch and called every single big moment for KSU. From OU dropping passes, penalties, scoring drives and even the blocked punt. This is an aggy level choke job.
As pitiful of a half as I've seen in the Riley era. Zero excuses for the lack of awareness and effort.
Were you there for the first half of last year's tilt?
No rough ridin' heart. No rough ridin' pride. Our staff is just a bunch of pussy ass millennials with zero killer instinct, and that’s why the team can never put anyone away
KSU is just the better team. We don't have the talent to match up.
yea but hey we got a black strip on our helmets.
Their entire fanbase is absolutely disgusted at their players not being overtly racist at all times.
Cheating cats
I loved this one so much for some reason. I think probably because of its wholesome rage and sheer simplicity
I don't like our chances even if KSU forfeits.
This team clearly needs another Unity March to the South Oval!
Maybe they should not have spent all that time in "Unity Rallies?"
Seems more important to me than football, sir.
So, what kind of three and out crap are we gonna pull off to answer that FG?
Well probably exactly the kind you just mentioned
This is too bad. I was really looking forward to football after everything that’s happened in 2020.
This is it. With one time out can’t give the ball back
Oh, you're going to. You're going to punt it and your fans are about to be apoplectic.
And of course he nails the rough ridin' field goal. KSU has gotten this book down to a T.
Another wide receiver has gotten bitten by the rattler snake
Boye was taunting. I hope he rips his rough ridin' knee. eff that walking personal foul mother rough rider.
The defense sucking ass isn’t necessarily surprising but the lack of offensive production against a crap team is driving me nuts.
Someone should audit these Ref's holding calls. They are too timely and convenient for KState.
INTO MY VEINS
We’re not going to see the football back. Lincoln doesn’t have what it takes
We are punting with 1 timeout and haven’t stopped them this half. eff Lincoln riley.
Worst game in the Lincoln Riley era.
Not when you lost to LSU by 60 points?
Why are you punting. Way to lay down you worthless fucks
yeah, you worthless fucks with your unity stripes
we about to lose lol
Lincoln does know we are losing right?
We need to bring Mangino back to show Riley how to run a football team
...into the ground!!!1!1
Riley punted that ball, I’m punting on him. eff this crap. At least rough ridin' try to win the game [redacted].
Arkansas state. Are you telling me we’re not better than rough ridin' Arkansas state?
Horrible loss to a mediocre team.
Don’t tell me how good kstate is because they’re average. They are mediocre.
This team has no leadership and very few real men. They rolled over today like a bunch of pussies.
I might eat two edibles tonight.
its beautiful! To busy faking unity for cameras and forgot actual football had to be played!!! Bahahahhaha. Ive defended this trash team from what I thought were trolls for years. F that. They just TOOK THE RED PILL LONG AGO! No more blissful ignorance.
eff 2020...eff everything about 2020.
eff Covid.
eff Grinch.
eff Riley deciding to punt.
eff 4 turnovers. eff the blocked punt. eff the turnover on downs.
eff Fox for cutting to a different game with 2 minutes left in a 3 point contest
eff the OL’s 15 penalties for 150 yards...or more, however rough ridin' many it was.
eff the entire defense, giving up 31 points on the final five drives
eff making Arkansas State’s bitch Skylar Thompson look like a Heisman. He’s never thrown for 300 yards before. He probably never will again.
eff KSU for being shitty, but beating OU’s crap defense.
eff you, eff me, eff everybody include Mike Leach who coined that stupid saying,
eff Pirates and Clowns, nobody likes either of you
eff Everything about 2020
Really takin' it to pirates and clowns.
Pretty close to one of the worst losses in OU history the way it happened.
I used to be such a die hard, but the program is well past the point of "stale". They are still operating with remnants of the Bob Stoops era. Until they get rid of Riley and find a real college football head coach, this is what you will get. He's a QB groomer for the NFL. Riley says all the right things, but he really doesn't know crap about a defense or special teams.
We had a fantastic 20 year run, but I fear we maybe looking down the road at a lackluster decade. It happened to UT and it can/will probably happen to us. What top defensive talent wants to play football in Norman, OK when all they care about is offensive numbers and chasing Heismans. Defensive players have figured out that they should either stay in Texas or go the SEC if they want to actually improve their game. Its not even angering anymore, its just whatever. Thats the big problem. 5-10 years ago, OU fans would be outraged. Today we shrug our shoulders. Program is in a very bad state right now.
I’ve finally seen what the rest of fanbases have been saying for years OU is really just not that good. We benefit from being a part of the softest conference in CFB. Total lack of defense lack of coaching etc...time to get back into NFL football, OU is just never going to break through with the philosophy’s we have here since midway through stoops career.
The RRR now becomes our only meaningful game left to play. Hope the team pulls their tampons out for it.
I'm not shocked. I wish I was. Rattler played like a freshman today. He showed flashes of what he can be, but he also made freshman mistakes. Our young OL also had trouble getting any run game going. When all that happens you get beat by any team halfway decently coached.
What surprises me was the defensive collapse. That was rough ridin' bizarre, but KSU just threw everything in the playbook against us and we didn't respond enough times.
Outplayed and outcoached. It's that simple. Thank God this is basically a glorified scrimmage year -- because that's how the team seemed to be treating things.
Out coached and out played by K State again!
I don't see OU bouncing back in 2020 like prior years. 2020 be mumped. This team has too many issues. They are not right in the head and they don't even think Ireland is their island.
We've seen a lot of bad losses over the past 10+ years, but this is the worst loss I can remember. Even a Stoops coached team didn't crater this bad. For me, that far too common feeling of football anxiety set in after their second long play of the 2nd half.
Somehow you could see it coming....even though we still had a comfortable lead at that point. KSU had what, 100ish yards of offense until the middle of the 3rd quarter? I expect it from the defense, but what the eff happened to the offense? The talent gap between both teams on that side of the ball should be huge.
Just unexplainable. I still don't know what I saw, and I have nothing else to say.
I’m disappointed in the loss like many of you but there are some quality melts today.
And now we have to deal with the OU haters who masquerade as “fans” from other schools who would rather see us lose than their own teams win. eff them. eff this loss. eff Purple Kansas in general.
Back to the more fun fall hobbies that I actually have control over. OU football is not entertaining, it's rough ridin' maddening.
Here’s the good news, we had a black stripe on our new helmets that said unity on it...
In actual football related news here’s the bad news. I think Lincoln Riley needs to stop concentrating so much on SJW issues and start concentrating on leading a football program because all I see is a coordinator out of his element Who’s got a golden calf handed to him getting paid a lot of money.
this loss was a fuckin disgrace
.....yes....the tail is wagging the dog
.....did I miss the virtue signaling from k state or were they just focused on playing football?
They shot their load against (all over) us
This is a family blog, sir
OU should just buy KSU and shut their shitty university down. That's how things are done in the real world. Can't beat them? Buy them and fire them. Checkers > Football
That black stripe on OU's helmet was KSU's crap stain.
I rough ridin' hate midgets. Especially KSU midgets. I am excommunicating Time Bandits and Austin Powers 2 and 3 from my digital video library. eff, Game of Thrones has to go as well.
Why the eff does KSU always have to have a midget eff OU in the ass and with a starting QB with a girl's name? 2020 needs to go home, it's drunk and infected with the China Virus. Do I get to be on the Meltdown Board with this one?
Mom! Meatloaf! eff!
Our team needs to adopt the folding chair as the team inspiration
oh dis gon' be gud
What do Tiger Woods and the KSU coach have in common?
This is the text that the KSU coach sent Lincoln Riley last night:
“Tiger: Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my rough ridin' whore
Tiger: Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and eff that ass that i own”
wut
It’s okay guys. They have unity.
If we are being honest, losing to K State at home as a 28 point favorite might be the most normal thing that has happened in 2020.
That's why I said I don't give a eff what Kleiman did at a lower level. He won't improve the talent at KSU because no good players want to go to that crap stain school, only over achievers. Good enough to pull off the upset but bad enough to lose 5 or 6 games a season.
Unity - being together or united with one another. This team is united With one another in terms of being dog crap.
Well unlike covid, this OU team can kill you! Stroke waiting to happen watching this BS
The Sooners put all their Warrior into Social Justice!
HOLY DOG crap