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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #75 on: September 17, 2020, 06:26:23 PM »
Pro tip: get shitfaced


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #76 on: September 17, 2020, 06:26:37 PM »
Pro tip: Xanax


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #77 on: September 17, 2020, 06:26:52 PM »
Pro tip: melatonin


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #78 on: September 17, 2020, 06:27:13 PM »
Pro tip: ooler chili pad


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #79 on: September 17, 2020, 06:27:38 PM »
Pro tip: DONT be hungover


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #80 on: September 17, 2020, 06:28:21 PM »
Pro tip: if you don’t have Xanax read a book to quit thinking about what you can’t quit thinking about


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #81 on: September 17, 2020, 06:30:30 PM »
go to bed at the same time every night

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #82 on: September 17, 2020, 06:39:57 PM »
Do sex on your husband/wife/self right before reading that book!


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #83 on: September 17, 2020, 06:40:55 PM »
Farmer Protip: shower BEFORE bed. Trust me once you go, you can’t go back.


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #84 on: September 17, 2020, 06:42:29 PM »
Parent protip: White noise machine in your baby/toddlers room and you have a baby monitor in your room so you get a contact high from it!


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #85 on: September 17, 2020, 07:17:27 PM »
go to bed at the same time every night
this and no electronics in bed


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #86 on: September 17, 2020, 07:21:10 PM »
Get some edibles, 5mg should do.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #87 on: September 17, 2020, 07:26:53 PM »
Doing these sorts of things enhances pillow enjoyment?

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #88 on: September 17, 2020, 07:28:01 PM »
I want to hear more about this buckwheat pillow. It sounds gross, but of course I sleep on dead animal skin covering (down).

Isn't down the small duck or goose feathers from the neck/breast area.  My mom used to pluck goose feathers off the live goose.  We would put a small canvas bag over their head and hold the goose with legs between my legs and holding the goose with both arms around the wings.  This was because the goose didn't like that crap one bit.   
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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #89 on: September 17, 2020, 08:13:02 PM »
Down grosses me out. It shouldn’t, but it does.


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #90 on: September 17, 2020, 08:15:33 PM »
Doing these sorts of things enhances pillow enjoyment?

The only time I should feel my pillow is after I wake up in the morning.  Should instantly turn the brain off when it first touches it when you go to bed.  IMO
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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #91 on: September 17, 2020, 08:17:01 PM »
Doing these sorts of things enhances pillow enjoyment?
Yes, obviously you idiot


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #92 on: September 17, 2020, 08:37:46 PM »
chum1 = pillow n00b of america


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #93 on: September 17, 2020, 08:43:59 PM »
Are craft pillows a thing yet? Maybe some buckwheat pillows are hand crafted?

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #94 on: September 17, 2020, 08:46:30 PM »
Are craft artisan pillows a thing yet? Maybe some buckwheat pillows are hand crafted?
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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #95 on: September 17, 2020, 08:46:40 PM »
Are craft pillows a thing yet? Maybe some buckwheat pillows are hand crafted?

my instagram ads sure think so.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #96 on: September 17, 2020, 08:54:20 PM »
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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #97 on: September 17, 2020, 09:12:14 PM »
Farmer Protip: shower BEFORE bed. Trust me once you go, you can’t go back.


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #98 on: September 17, 2020, 09:29:21 PM »
Get some edibles, 5mg should do.

Straight 1:1 THC:CBD?
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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #99 on: September 17, 2020, 09:35:02 PM »
I want to hear more about this buckwheat pillow. It sounds gross, but of course I sleep on dead animal skin covering (down).

Isn't down the small duck or goose feathers from the neck/breast area.  My mom used to pluck goose feathers off the live goose.  We would put a small canvas bag over their head and hold the goose with legs between my legs and holding the goose with both arms around the wings.  This was because the goose didn't like that crap one bit.   

what your mom did is illegal today because it's animal cruelty. I think they get the down from all over, it necessarily need to come from neck and breast