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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #675 on: October 31, 2022, 12:46:53 PM »
the SEC coaching carousel feels like the most incestuous of all the conferences (mirrors actual incest trends, regionally speaking, as well)

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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #676 on: October 31, 2022, 01:39:50 PM »

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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #677 on: October 31, 2022, 01:50:48 PM »
I'm no expert on SEC fball but I don't know why you'd go from Ole Miss to Auburn when you got things somewhat rolling there.
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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #678 on: October 31, 2022, 01:53:59 PM »
I'm no expert on SEC fball but I don't know why you'd go from Ole Miss to Auburn when you got things somewhat rolling there.
They're a little looser with money at Auburn

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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #679 on: October 31, 2022, 01:54:44 PM »
Auburn is a mess.  I have no idea who they think they're going to get and be happy with. 

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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #680 on: October 31, 2022, 01:57:14 PM »
I'm no expert on SEC fball but I don't know why you'd go from Ole Miss to Auburn when you got things somewhat rolling there.
you wouldn't, Lane Kiffin doesn't give two shits about 2010. Them winning the Cam Newton sweepstakes 12 years ago isn't indicative that program is any better than most other SEC schools. I'm certain coaches care a lot more about their boosters lying to the media about their first year coach sleeping with a 23 year old staffer, just because they didn't like how the first year went.

Auburn made Brian Harsin sympathetic, that's damn near impossible.

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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #681 on: October 31, 2022, 01:57:32 PM »
I kinda like this quick trigger coach firing/huge buyout insanity. It's entertaining.
I too am entertained.  It’s getting crazier now that everyone is getting closer to admitting publicly that big time D1 football has nothing to do with education.

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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #682 on: October 31, 2022, 02:05:17 PM »
I'm no expert on SEC fball but I don't know why you'd go from Ole Miss to Auburn when you got things somewhat rolling there.
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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #683 on: October 31, 2022, 02:28:10 PM »
Lane would be an idiot to go to Auburn, and the MSU AD is an idiot for going there as well.  Admittedly, I saw that without knowing his compensation.

Or maybe I'm just being obtuse.  Maybe you go to Auburn, fail, and get paid and paid and paid. 

Either way, how embarrassing for what is otherwise a pretty good school, with a solid reputation and growth trajectory.




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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #684 on: October 31, 2022, 02:28:52 PM »
I assume he's just waiting for daddy Saban to leave Bama. Get a nice raise to stay at Ole Miss in the meantime.
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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #685 on: October 31, 2022, 04:40:59 PM »
I kinda like this quick trigger coach firing/huge buyout insanity. It's entertaining.

after you account for SEC huge buyout insanity, the SEC television deal dilutes to ACC levels per team


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #686 on: October 31, 2022, 06:31:30 PM »
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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #687 on: November 01, 2022, 10:04:21 AM »
Outside of payday, coaching in the SEC seems miserable. 
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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #688 on: November 01, 2022, 11:08:27 AM »
Outside of payday, coaching in the SEC seems miserable. 

Leach seems to be doing ok
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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #689 on: November 01, 2022, 11:55:59 AM »
Outside of payday, coaching in the SEC seems miserable. 

Leach seems to be doing ok

Let's revisit this again on black friday, the day after Lane beats his ass and he's 0-3 in the egg bowl.

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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #692 on: November 06, 2022, 08:40:56 PM »
https://twitter.com/walterkfriedman/status/1589413285970923521

I'm hearing that Neal Brown is gritting his way through a painful crap in this photo.

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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #693 on: November 06, 2022, 08:53:19 PM »
https://twitter.com/walterkfriedman/status/1589413285970923521

I'm hearing that Neal Brown is gritting his way through a painful crap in this photo.

Who is Neal brown?  I thought it was Ben Shapiro

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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #695 on: November 21, 2022, 07:55:44 PM »
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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #697 on: November 21, 2022, 09:34:34 PM »
Lane Kiffen gains nothing by moving to Auburn, nothing unless ripping Auburn's heart out to go to Bama when Saban hangs it up is the long term goal
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Re: 202x Coaching Carousel
« Reply #698 on: November 21, 2022, 09:44:28 PM »
https://twitter.com/brett_mcmurphy/status/1587795158682173440?s=21

Gosh, hard to see any difference in these two guys. I wonder why Jimbo has a longer leash. 

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« Reply #699 on: November 21, 2022, 11:31:19 PM »
https://twitter.com/brett_mcmurphy/status/1587795158682173440?s=21

Gosh, hard to see any difference in these two guys. I wonder why Jimbo has a longer leash.
Probably nothing to do with a National Title or $85M buyout.