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Re: I’m in military quarantine in Jordan and bored. AMA.
« Reply #75 on: March 30, 2020, 11:55:13 AM »
Is Oklahoma Israel?

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« Reply #77 on: March 30, 2020, 01:02:05 PM »
West Virginia as Somalia—- thoughts?

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« Reply #78 on: March 30, 2020, 03:47:34 PM »
Is Oklahoma Israel?
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Re: I’m in military quarantine in Jordan and bored. AMA.
« Reply #79 on: March 30, 2020, 08:02:58 PM »
no consideration for the dead sea?

What I want to know is, which is more smelly/garbage-y/dead fish-y?  The Dead Sea or the Salton Sea?

has to be salton
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« Reply #80 on: March 30, 2020, 08:20:02 PM »
 :lol: at the Jordan books stunt
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Re: I’m in military quarantine in Jordan and bored. AMA.
« Reply #81 on: March 31, 2020, 01:09:56 AM »
Is Oklahoma Israel?
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I was guessing Texas A&M = Israel. Colorado = Lebanon?

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« Reply #82 on: March 31, 2020, 05:55:40 AM »
Colorado is Cyprus.

Oklahoma is Israel—
A famous river that is involved in a blood feud. Residents hate the rival (saudi) but the elites cooperate. Very powerful but doesn’t really have allies in region. settlers? Boomer sooner!

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I was guessing Texas A&M = Israel. Colorado = Lebanon?

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« Reply #83 on: March 31, 2020, 05:58:55 AM »
Texas A&M would’ve been a good Iran. I am really hoping K-State is a specific country but I don’t want to step all over this great list any more than I already have. Great stuff all around.

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« Reply #84 on: March 31, 2020, 06:14:30 AM »
Colorado is Cyprus.

Oklahoma is Israel—
A famous river that is involved in a blood feud. Residents hate the rival (saudi) but the elites cooperate. Very powerful but doesn’t really have allies in region. settlers? Boomer sooner!

Is Oklahoma Israel?
Oh wow. This is good. Yes. Absolutely.


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I was guessing Texas A&M = Israel. Colorado = Lebanon?
My thoughts were A&M = Israel because of the weird culty aspect and only powerful/relevant because of others (SEC/Texas). I do like the OU comparo though. Colorado = Lebanon because Colorado is divided politically the way Lebanon is divided religiously. Palestine = TCU? Was in same conference w/ Texas teams but was left behind only to return later? What about Iraq?

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« Reply #85 on: March 31, 2020, 06:22:46 AM »
Kind of selfish here, but I think A&M is Iran and we are Iraq. Just because of ‘98.

I had Colorado as Cyprus because of the physical distance plus Mediterranean island and the general misfit status.

Boulder doesn’t have any real religious beliefs other than yoga mysticism and white Buddhists.