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The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« on: March 10, 2020, 04:22:16 PM »


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I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2020, 04:27:49 PM »
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2021, 11:26:18 PM »
I’ve seen some hits and misses from the ol’ Bee, but that’s probably the most nonsensical and least funny I’ve witnessed.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2021, 12:19:51 AM »
lasso the sun one was kinda funny.
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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2021, 03:36:08 PM »
To achieve maximum wokeness that middle sign should read Latinx Lives Matter

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2021, 03:47:11 PM »
To achieve maximum wokeness that middle sign should read Latinx Lives Matter

I don't think babylon bee could quite bring themselves to that

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2022, 02:00:21 PM »
https://twitter.com/joshrosenau/status/1579321395452215296?s=46&t=rz5ZGEritta5Cdj9ZXYSUg
Current owners of the Babylon Bee are racist morons and totally ignorant about the Black church.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2022, 02:03:36 PM »
This is honestly the first time I've seen someone drop the word sepulcher/re in the wild.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2022, 05:07:23 PM »
This is honestly the first time I've seen someone drop the word sepulcher/re in the wild.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2022, 05:22:14 PM »
Yeah that was the first thing I noticed too
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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2022, 05:46:07 PM »
This confirms for me that the times the Babylon Bee is kinda funny really are just by accident.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2022, 06:57:51 PM »
This confirms for me that the times the Babylon Bee is kinda funny really are just by accident.
Would suck to own a humor website and be an insufferable clown but not the funny kind.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2022, 08:43:49 AM »
https://twitter.com/joshrosenau/status/1579321395452215296?s=46&t=rz5ZGEritta5Cdj9ZXYSUg

Holy rough ridin' racist.

The veggie tales guy is unflinching, it's pretty outstanding. None of the people responding to him will answer his simple question, they're all replying with indignation but not actually answering the question.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2022, 11:52:19 AM »
JB: There is no "black" or "white" church, just one true church made of people who hold the same theological positions as me.

Also JB: Here are some examples I found on an internet search of how bad the Black church is and why Black people need to come back to white churches now that people from white churches are  not blowing up Black kids while they attend Sunday School.

https://twitter.com/JoelWBerry/status/1580552521244094464?s=20&t=vLZq-4sth6pnR66TU95NGA

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2022, 04:13:27 PM »
If that thread was meant to make him seem less racist, it did not achieve that goal.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2022, 04:50:01 PM »
If that thread was meant to make him seem less racist, it did not achieve that goal.
This comment made me curious, and it really is incredible when he turns to “but hey since we’re talking about the black church” and calls out the “prosperity gospel” as being a particular problem in black churches when like 90% of people associate that term with a single decidedly white face.

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Re: The Babylon Bee - The Most Trusted Name in News
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2022, 04:57:49 PM »
It is also such a bizarre thing to on the one hand acknowledge that the black church was excluded from the white church due to racism but then to say there are all these problems with the black church and “oh I wouldn’t even use that framing because we shouldn’t talk about this along racial lines”

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