CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread

[Rage Against the McKee]

If the virus had escaped the Wuhan lab a year earlier and Don Trump was standing at the podium imploring a nation to get the “Trump Vaccine” last summer. 

#blueanon would be on the streets and talking about how they’re not taking a dangerous and rushed (words used by numerous #blueanon leaders regarding vaccine development last summer on top of their scorn and ridicule of ever safely developing a vaccine that quickly. With Doc Fauci IRL leading the initial charge on that narrative) vaccine developed by OrangeMan Bad.

Then if Trump executive ordered Federal workers/funded entities to get the vaccine the riots on the streets would be burning down cities.

That sounds awful. Thank God Trump isn't in office, right?

[michigancat]

I would have still gotten the trump vaccine in this alternate reality

[sonofdaxjones]

I do agree that hundreds and hundreds of #blueanon would have gotten the Trump Vaccine.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I can remember when the Trump administration was telling everyone to wear masks, and those blueanon sons of bitches refused. I'm sure dax is right that they would not have accepted the Trump vaccine and in fact would have burned down all of urban America, kicking off the 2nd war of northern aggression.

[Phil Titola]

Trump was in office when the vaccine was available and he couldn't stand up there and say that but Dax likes building his strawmen big and fat like his favorite prez.

Today he gets booed at his own circuses for saying meekly to get the trump vaccine.  Just a true failure as a leader.

[Phil Titola]

I can remember when the Trump administration was telling everyone to wear masks, and those blueanon sons of bitches refused.

I remember this too!  Looking back at my posts I was refusing to wear a mask up until January 2021!

[star seed 7]

Barge gas 2: the trump vaccine wars

[Rage Against the McKee]

The #Blueanon forces would paradrop non-MAGA demographic migrants over red states to spread COVID and replace the white man. So I guess nothing would change on that front.

[Dugout DickStone]

If the virus had escaped the Wuhan lab a year earlier and Don Trump was standing at the podium imploring a nation to get the “Trump Vaccine” last summer. 

#blueanon would be on the streets and talking about how they’re not taking a dangerous and rushed (words used by numerous #blueanon leaders regarding vaccine development last summer on top of their scorn and ridicule of ever safely developing a vaccine that quickly. With Doc Fauci IRL leading the initial charge on that narrative) vaccine developed by OrangeMan Bad.

Then if Trump executive ordered Federal workers/funded entities to get the vaccine the riots on the streets would be burning down cities.

That sounds awful. Thank God Trump isn't in office, right?

damn, dodged a super fat bullet

[Kat Kid]

pilots aren't paid great.

can't tell if this is a michigancat is out of touch with the common man slip or a michigancat has a surprising blind spot slip.

My friend's brother is a pilot--basically you make terrible pay with a regional carrier for the first 10 years or so like $25-35,000, then make a really good salary for the rest of your career as you get seniority.  The big downside is you have to get a physical every year and if you fail it you lose your career.

[sonofdaxjones]

It’s fascinating that perpetually triggered #blueanonGe types like Phil.  Always think they speak for the whole of #blueanon

What perpetually triggered #blueanon types like Phil always manage to selectively forget is that #blueanon thought leaders were utterly dismissive of a fast vaccine development (starting with Fauci).  With numerous #blueanon thought leaders calling it “fast and dangerous” while constantly dismissing the vaccine as simply a Trump ploy to get re-elected.   Some would rhetorically ask “would you give your children the Trump vaccine” or variations of the same. 

We also know that the mentally incapacitated scrambled brained current POTUS (you know, the one that forgets he’s president and doesn’t even know about things like a major diplomatic row with a European security partner).  Stood up at the podium and in a rare non scripted moment was asked point blank about mandates and he emphatically said . . . No mandates.   

Of course they immediately changed his drug cocktail, made the mic cutoff button twice the size of Hillary’s reset button and got the man some ice cream. 

So we’ve gone from #blueanon being utterly dismissive and outright shitting all over the Covid-19 vaccine in some cases. 

To #blueanon demanding even those teeming with natural immunity get vax’ed.

#onbrand

[star seed 7]

Dax, do you post your fan fiction anywhere else or is this #gExclusive?

[Dugout DickStone]

teeming.  genius

[sonofdaxjones]

Dax, do you post your fan fiction anywhere else or is this #gExclusive?

Not the least bit surprising that SS7BOT has forgotten how dismissive his movement was of a fast vaccine development (starting with Fauci) and forgotten the Trump ploy narrative. 

This was of course when CoronaBro’s had talked themselves into believing it was only the US struggling with Covid.  Only to see some of their most favored countries get absolutely hammered by Covid in the coming months.

[Trim]

I’d have gotten the pfizers and then chased with a moderna.

[sonofdaxjones]

teeming.  genius

The word is of old English and Germanic origin.

“To be full of”



SlowDug is SlowDuggin on this Friday

[Phil Titola]

Always think they speak for the whole of #blueanon

I still don't know what that hashtag is to think I speak for it but if I must, I must!

[Dugout DickStone]

teeming.  genius

The word is of old English and Germanic origin.

“To be full of”



SlowDug is SlowDuggin on this Friday

Dang.  Just looked it up.  You are actually right!  I will take this L.  Normally you write so poorly I thought this was just another instance.

[sonofdaxjones]

Always think they speak for the whole of #blueanon

I still don't know what that hashtag is to think I speak for it but if I must, I must!

#blueanon is the definition that is given to the massive movement comprised of millions formerly known as the ProgLibs. 

Who have transformed from eff the man, to being the man.   Who now believe and propagate every lunatic conspiracy their leaders feed into their head.  Who have now fully assimilated themselves into the military-intelligence complex (as long as they’re working against conservatives).  After hating the military-intelligence-domestic Federal law enforcement complex with every fiber of their being for 3 plus decades.   Who once marched in the streets against the 1% to now doing the politically approved .2 percent bidding at every turn.

#blueanon: A movement of millions

[Phil Titola]

When really it's just anybody who doesn't agree with you and DJT here.  Got it.

[star seed 7]

Can we get a crossover with @ben ji's post apocalyptic brownbackistan series?

[sonofdaxjones]

teeming.  genius

The word is of old English and Germanic origin.

“To be full of”



SlowDug is SlowDuggin on this Friday

Dang.  Just looked it up.  You are actually right!  I will take this L.  Normally you write so poorly I thought this was just another instance.

Normally you’re so far behind and simply gurgling forth the same tired, long ago unfunny tropes.   It’s a wonder I even try to get you up to speed at all.  You are well practiced at taking the L

[sonofdaxjones]

When really it's just anybody who doesn't agree with you and DJT here.  Got it.

You left out propagators of massive conspiracies that in nearly every case are completely debunked.  While welcoming people you used to hate (and even wanted imprisoned) into your movement with open arms.

Among many things.

#blueanon:  A movement of millions

[sonofdaxjones]

#blueanonGe deflectoshields:  150%

[Dugout DickStone]

teeming.  genius

The word is of old English and Germanic origin.

“To be full of”



SlowDug is SlowDuggin on this Friday

Dang.  Just looked it up.  You are actually right!  I will take this L.  Normally you write so poorly I thought this was just another instance.

Normally you’re so far behind and simply gurgling forth the same tired, long ago unfunny tropes.   It’s a wonder I even try to get you up to speed at all.  You are well practiced at taking the L

You just suck so bad at the written word, as evidenced in this reply, that I just assumed it was more of the same.  You need to model your posting after the maga spokesman, wacky.  He is the true voice and reflection of the maga movement today.  You are too old and are being left behind.