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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #700 on: March 11, 2020, 08:13:01 PM »
dude loves travel bans

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #701 on: March 11, 2020, 08:16:03 PM »

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #702 on: March 11, 2020, 08:24:16 PM »
we’re banning cargo from Europe as well? Wut


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #704 on: March 11, 2020, 08:39:36 PM »
Tom Hanks.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #705 on: March 11, 2020, 08:39:55 PM »
And his lovely wife Rita.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #706 on: March 11, 2020, 08:40:23 PM »
People are about to lose their entire crap. Hold on to your butts, folks!
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #708 on: March 11, 2020, 08:55:00 PM »
i just hope the liberal media is happy...
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #709 on: March 11, 2020, 08:55:30 PM »
Time for us to raise another Helm's  :excited:
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #710 on: March 11, 2020, 08:56:36 PM »
Time for us to raise another Helm's  :excited:
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #711 on: March 11, 2020, 08:56:43 PM »
Time for us to raise another Helm's  :excited:

you for sure should

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #713 on: March 11, 2020, 09:01:43 PM »
Time for us to raise another Helm's  :excited:
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #714 on: March 11, 2020, 09:03:54 PM »
Excellent speech, sir.

https://twitter.com/SamWangPhD/status/1237918618580586497

This hurts.

Folks, people are suddenly freaking the eff out :(
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #715 on: March 11, 2020, 09:06:15 PM »
we’re banning cargo from Europe as well? Wut


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #716 on: March 11, 2020, 09:15:17 PM »
We are simulating work from home on Friday in prep of office closing.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #717 on: March 11, 2020, 09:27:25 PM »
It kinda makes sense now that the smart schools cancelled life before the rest of the world could.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #718 on: March 11, 2020, 09:54:47 PM »
I hope my money manager is either a wizard that limited exposure when this thing first started, or is cool as the other side of the pillow like me right now.  I'll never know.
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #719 on: March 11, 2020, 09:55:25 PM »
So insurers didn’t know anything about the waiving copays for treatment, there was no cargo ban, how did he eff up so much of this just robotically reading it? Was the actual written speech all mumped up?


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #720 on: March 11, 2020, 10:12:04 PM »
So insurers didn’t know anything about the waiving copays for treatment, there was no cargo ban, how did he eff up so much of this just robotically reading it? Was the actual written speech all mumped up?


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SD, after we ride out the storm at our respective farms what do you think about forming a NW / SW KS Alliance before expanding to the rest of the Great Plains to control the food supply? Maybe call our new country "Boscoland"?

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #721 on: March 11, 2020, 10:17:26 PM »
So insurers didn’t know anything about the waiving copays for treatment, there was no cargo ban, how did he eff up so much of this just robotically reading it? Was the actual written speech all mumped up?


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SD, after we ride out the storm at our respective farms what do you think about forming a NW / SW KS Alliance before expanding to the rest of the Great Plains to control the food supply? Maybe call our new country "Boscoland"?

yes, good

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #722 on: March 11, 2020, 10:36:12 PM »
So insurers didn’t know anything about the waiving copays for treatment, there was no cargo ban, how did he eff up so much of this just robotically reading it? Was the actual written speech all mumped up?


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SD, after we ride out the storm at our respective farms what do you think about forming a NW / SW KS Alliance before expanding to the rest of the Great Plains to control the food supply? Maybe call our new country "Boscoland"?

yes, good

Cool, I'm already writing the first chapter of "BoscoLand".

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #723 on: March 11, 2020, 11:05:13 PM »
Chapter 1 - The Dust Settles

April 4th 2021

The last year had been a whirlwind of farming and death as the Covid-19 virus swept through the United States of America. When the dust finally settled in the spring of 2021 a crap ton of people were dead and everything had gone to hell. Throughout what was once the great state of Kansas people were finally taking stock of where they stood and what they needed to do in order to survive.

Through the Chaos in Topeka disgraced former governor Sam Brownback had shrewdly gained control by showing up to an empty legislative chamber and proclaiming himself leader of the new Brownbackistan Republic by banging a gavel and putting out a press release on December 31st. Shortly after he mobilized the national guard and now controlled everything in the former state of Kansas east of HWY 281 and had recently started sending “Aid” squadrons into NE/MO/IA/OK.

The winter of farming had been hard on city boy Ben JI but his hopes were raised when he found an old CB radio in the quonset building that winter. After months of no news he finally got it running in early April and that's how he first heard word about the new government in Topeka. While randomly searching the radio dials one day he heard a familiar voice.

“Sorry SD Dad, I just greased the zerks that I could reach easily, I didn’t think missing a couple of zerks would cause our tractor to break down and ruin all of our seed sorghum”

“Its alright son” SD Dad said “You’ve been living in the big city for a while and probably just forgot what I taught you”

Just then the CB Crackled with the ferocity of a chuck norris roundhouse kick.

“Ben Ji to SD, Do you copy OVER”

SD was startled by the farm trucks horn honking and almost crapped his pants. He regained his composure and wondered if this was the same Ben Ji that he had once conversed with on gE.

“Go for SD OVER” he said before releasing the mike.

“This is Ben Ji, owner of Lady and Milo. I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation and think I may have a solution. We have plenty of Sorghum seed up here in the NW territories but are running low on Fuel to plant it. You wouldn’t happen to have any extra fuel to trade for seed would you? OVER”

As luck would have it there was plenty of black market fuel being smuggled into the SW territories by former Koch employees and the SD family tanks were full to the brim.

“Good to hear from you Ben Ji” SD spoke enthusiastically into the mike “We do have some excess fuel here in the SW territories and are in need of some sorghum seed to keep our cow farm running and the local populace happy with our leadership. What do you propose OVER”

Fuel had been scarce for the last 3 months in the NW territories so this was music to Ben Ji’s ears.

“Meet me at the Scott City COOP in 2 days. I think we can make a deal. Ben Ji OUT”



STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER 2 - The Meeting in Scott City

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #724 on: March 12, 2020, 02:02:01 AM »
They cancel the Phillips to pour money into to bar district.

Shameful