CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread

[sonofdaxjones]

Obama did a phenomenal job of preventing Ebola in the USA. Trump has allowed more people to die of just the flu than Obama allowed to even contract Ebola.

Pretty Xenophobic to demand the  complete shut down of International travel between first world countries.   But then there's 8man . . . SMDH

We'll also mark 8man down as an anti international trader and anti global economy.

[mocat]

This is why people from Missouri (a state featuring 600k more fat people than Alabama)

enjoyed this

[DaBigTrain]

The thing about Ebola is it was never about Ebola in Dax’s mind to begin with.

[Phil Titola]

The thing about Ebola is it was never about Ebola in Dax’s mind to begin with.

Are you saying he is also very concerned about the spread of sickle cell?

[sonofdaxjones]

The thing about Ebola is it was never about Ebola in Dax’s mind to begin with.

If there's one thing we don't want and that's a secure border with a country where the mass graves just get bigger and bigger and the government doesn't control 1/3 of the country (soon to be 1/2).

[LickNeckey]

well if a wall that has to be left open for months on end, falls over during slight windstorms, and is easily cut down by a recip saw can't stop an organized criminal element capable of controlling half of a nation i don't know what will...

[sonofdaxjones]

well if a wall that has to be left open for months on end, falls over during slight windstorms, and is easily cut down by a recip saw can't stop an organized criminal element capable of controlling half of a nation i don't know what will...

I said border security, I didn't say wall.

Border security is actual real time surveillance and real people being able to respond quickly to real issues on the border.   A wall is just one component.

Secure the border, reform immigration laws.   But UIN Leadership knows that might give Trump a victory, so, not a chance.

[ChiComCat]

People from Ebola stricken regions traveling unchecked and untracked in the U.S.:   Nothing to worry about per Resident Useful Idiot Nation

People plugged into the system getting off an airplane from Corona stricken area not be checked:   RUIN/UIN Meltdown

I'm definitely more worried about the one thing that actually happened

Starting in 2016 there was a substantial surge of migrants from Africa crossing the Mexican border.   You of course, being pretty much an idiot wouldn't have known or understood that.

You're next tact will now be to claim the BP/INS knows about every single one of them.

My next tact would be to say that there were 0 ebola cases in Mexico.

[ChiComCat]

Obama did a phenomenal job of preventing Ebola in the USA. Trump has allowed more people to die of just the flu than Obama allowed to even contract Ebola.

Pretty Xenophobic to demand the  complete shut down of International travel between first world countries.   But then there's 8man . . . SMDH

We'll also mark 8man down as an anti international trader and anti global economy.

8man, will you stop posting everywhere encouraging the complete shutdown of international travel!  I haven't even gotten through the massive amounts of posts on here against checking for ebola at the southern border.

[sonofdaxjones]

Obama did a phenomenal job of preventing Ebola in the USA. Trump has allowed more people to die of just the flu than Obama allowed to even contract Ebola.

Pretty Xenophobic to demand the  complete shut down of International travel between first world countries.   But then there's 8man . . . SMDH

We'll also mark 8man down as an anti international trader and anti global economy.

8man, will you stop posting everywhere encouraging the complete shutdown of international travel!  I haven't even gotten through the massive amounts of posts on here against checking for ebola at the southern border.

Doesn't get this board:  ChiCat

[sonofdaxjones]

People from Ebola stricken regions traveling unchecked and untracked in the U.S.:   Nothing to worry about per Resident Useful Idiot Nation

People plugged into the system getting off an airplane from Corona stricken area not be checked:   RUIN/UIN Meltdown

I'm definitely more worried about the one thing that actually happened

Starting in 2016 there was a substantial surge of migrants from Africa crossing the Mexican border.   You of course, being pretty much an idiot wouldn't have known or understood that.

You're next tact will now be to claim the BP/INS knows about every single one of them.

My next tact would be to say that there were 0 ebola cases in Mexico.

That would be a fascinating take considering I never said there was any documented cases of Ebola in Mexico.   What I did say is that African immigrants from Ebola hot zones were crossing the U.S.-Mexican border into the United States. 

But you keep trying hard Chi

[Dugout DickStone]

He may be from the dumbest most out of shape state in this union but he can still divert any thread in the world to obummer.

[michigancat]

I flew yesterday and man oh man did I see the biggest crowds around sinks I'd ever seen!

One guy in Orange County couldn't get an automatic sensor to work and he was like "IT'S 2020 AND WE CAN'T GET A rough ridin' SENSOR TO WORK! INCREDIBLE" in my direction and i just kind of walked away. I don't want to talk to that guy in a restroom.

[sonofdaxjones]

He may be from the dumbest most out of shape state in this union but he can still divert any thread in the world to obummer.

The person you're looking for is @8manpick

SlowDug has always had trouble following along and is easily confused

#600KmorefatpeoplethanAlabama #failedmajorpublicschoolsX2

[meow meow]

where does the 600k more fat people stat come from, because if true, that's a hilarious stat to keep

[Dugout DickStone]

If you are this mad about Alabama being proven as the dumbest, poorest and most slovenly out of shape state in the union then do something about it.  Only with individual effort will Alabama crawl out of being literally the worst in terms of its population's overall mental and physical condition to maybe second worst.  Getting out of worst 5 in terms of being dumb and grossly fat is probably too much to ask, but beat MS and LA at least!

#factsprovealabamaisfattest
#anddumbest
#alsopoorest
#probablyugliesttoobuthardtoresearchuglypeopletheystayinsideeatingfatpeoplefood

[Dugout DickStone]

where does the 600k more fat people stat come from, because if true, that's a hilarious stat to keep

shhhh you are going to ruin it

[sonofdaxjones]

where does the 600k more fat people stat come from, because if true, that's a hilarious stat to keep

What SuperSlowDug is too stupid to understand is that Missouri (and Kansas isn't far behind) is also one of the fattest states in the country, and using those tricky percentages and population size, it means that Missouri has about 500k-600k more fat people than Alabama. 

Shh, but don't tell SuperSlowDug

Also don't tell SuperSlowDug that his take is pretty racisty (no one should be surprised) because this issue is primarily and unfortunately driven by the minority community.    Missouri is definitely a white bread and mayo state compared to Alabama, so relative to just the demographic make up of the obesity issue/challenges/concerns in the United States.   Missouri's status at 8th or 9th fattest, is, frankly, shocking (not much better for Iowa or Kansas given demographic make-up). 

[star seed 7]

Did dax really just say it's shocking to him that white people can be fat too? Yikes

[sonofdaxjones]

Did dax really just say it's shocking to him that white people can be fat too? Yikes

Quit trying to cover for your buddy SlowDug, Libdork.9

[meow meow]

nothing like a classic fat off to get the blood pumping

[sonofdaxjones]

The "flu" is getting closer.

Need recommendations as to which desolate plains state to evacuate to.   It would appear that Kansas or Nebraska would be best.  Low (no) tourism, far from international travel hubs and ports-of-call, substantial prepper presence to learn survival ideas from, cloistered and isolated which in this case could be a good thing.

[DaBigTrain]

Nebraska has double digit cases. No surprise Dax is several laps behind.

[sonofdaxjones]

Nebraska has double digit cases. No surprise Dax is several laps behind.

They were flown in and are already under substantial medical care.

Not the least surprising that Da Big Psycho doesn't understand that.

[DaBigTrain]

Nebraska has double digit cases. No surprise Dax is several laps behind.

They were flown in and are already under substantial medical care.

Now the least surprising that Da Big Psycho doesn't understand that.

So am I to believe the other cases in all states either walked or took a boat from China?