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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #175 on: February 26, 2020, 05:31:31 PM »
i just got back from italy and now i have a headache.  will update this thread if i start to die.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #176 on: February 26, 2020, 05:37:25 PM »
 Sorry to hear about the fatal militarized Chinese Canadian super bug you have.  T&ps

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #177 on: February 26, 2020, 05:40:18 PM »
Hang in there Sys Whack-A-Do.

What is is it?  30x the normal "Just the flu" fatality rate?  So you take care now.




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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #178 on: February 26, 2020, 05:44:46 PM »
I haven't read the full thread so it's fun to try to figure out dax's angle

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #179 on: February 26, 2020, 05:49:07 PM »
We can all agree there is a ton of daylight between the two options of "just the flu" and "militarized superbug", right?
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #180 on: February 26, 2020, 05:57:00 PM »
I haven't read the full thread so it's fun to try to figure out dax's angle

this is obama, clinton and biden's fault.  trump is blameless and libtards are hypocrites.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #181 on: February 26, 2020, 05:59:44 PM »
Lololololololololllllllloooooooollllllllllll

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1232814555660791815

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #182 on: February 26, 2020, 06:02:18 PM »
Oh crap, well in keeping with VPOTUS "point man" tradition, several countries need to expect some shakedown visits and expectation of investment in various Pence family interests.   Enjoy your various trips across the globe Pence children, wear your face masks.






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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #184 on: February 26, 2020, 06:09:26 PM »
Lololololololololllllllloooooooollllllllllll

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1232814555660791815

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #185 on: February 26, 2020, 06:15:29 PM »
Lololololololololllllllloooooooollllllllllll

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1232814555660791815

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Boys can be there as long as they bring their wife (mother if not married) with them.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #186 on: February 26, 2020, 06:18:34 PM »
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #187 on: February 26, 2020, 06:24:23 PM »
Best to self quarantine now Da Big Psycho.


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"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

https://blockstream.info/block/000000000019d6689c085ae165831e934ff763ae46a2a6c172b3f1b60a8ce26f

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #189 on: February 26, 2020, 06:39:53 PM »
Our president who reads at a third grade level has this thing under control

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1232825860492845057


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #190 on: February 26, 2020, 06:48:40 PM »
Completely under control and everyone knows it.


https://twitter.com/johnjharwood/status/1232822336283463682
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #191 on: February 26, 2020, 06:54:59 PM »
:sdeek:

"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #192 on: February 26, 2020, 08:04:19 PM »
Trump put this guy in charge of the Coronavirus?


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #193 on: February 26, 2020, 08:06:12 PM »
He does not trust himself to have a meal with a female unless his wife is there but he’s got this thing on lockdown.


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #194 on: February 26, 2020, 08:07:15 PM »
He also has sexual affairs with his young male interns.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #195 on: February 26, 2020, 08:08:35 PM »
Frankly, I'm surprised he didn't go with Ivanka


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #196 on: February 26, 2020, 08:26:16 PM »
Lotta panic from RUIN over "just the flu".

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #197 on: February 26, 2020, 08:32:01 PM »
If trump says the words "it's just the flu" or something similar will it be the most savage dunking I have ever delivered on dax or are there others that stand out?

Him flipping out about the blood thirsty Janet Reno sending in the tanks to burn down Waco, and then realizing that was a batshit Timothy McVeigh/right wing level belief in something not true cause  it was actually David Koresh and Co who burned it down themselves stand out so solidly in my mind. I hardly ever post any more but my god, was that chef's fingers good or a reverse of course self dunk on daxipad I've ever seen, and I think you let him lay himself in his own grave himself.

It also taught me all I really need to know about daxipad, and other than this quick drop in why he's also so lollers to read. Like the guy who knows just enough to be dangerous, but has the absolute bias against what he hates that's he's willing to believe something like a real stone cold killer Timothy McVeigh believed in as justification of OKC is literally the extent of trying to own the libs he's willing to go. Sad really. Also think people should point that out more to him. Maybe he'll go back to his shitty trailer park in the woods in bama and throw a few back and get on a great tear for this evenings I'm sure very presidential address to the nation.

Janet Reno admitted to Congress that she overreacted and should not have done what she did in Waco.   Sorry you missed that very helpful piece of factual information.

The rest of your post is just straight  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just as lol as your entire rant about it and subsequent reaction, TimmyDax McVeigh. You exaggerated like you always do
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #198 on: February 26, 2020, 08:40:18 PM »
If trump says the words "it's just the flu" or something similar will it be the most savage dunking I have ever delivered on dax or are there others that stand out?

Him flipping out about the blood thirsty Janet Reno sending in the tanks to burn down Waco, and then realizing that was a batshit Timothy McVeigh/right wing level belief in something not true cause  it was actually David Koresh and Co who burned it down themselves stand out so solidly in my mind. I hardly ever post any more but my god, was that chef's fingers good or a reverse of course self dunk on daxipad I've ever seen, and I think you let him lay himself in his own grave himself.

It also taught me all I really need to know about daxipad, and other than this quick drop in why he's also so lollers to read. Like the guy who knows just enough to be dangerous, but has the absolute bias against what he hates that's he's willing to believe something like a real stone cold killer Timothy McVeigh believed in as justification of OKC is literally the extent of trying to own the libs he's willing to go. Sad really. Also think people should point that out more to him. Maybe he'll go back to his shitty trailer park in the woods in bama and throw a few back and get on a great tear for this evenings I'm sure very presidential address to the nation.

Janet Reno admitted to Congress that she overreacted and should not have done what she did in Waco.   Sorry you missed that very helpful piece of factual information.

The rest of your post is just straight  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just as lol as your entire rant about it and subsequent reaction, TimmyDax McVeigh. You exaggerated like you always do

You clearly only read a little of the thread.  But I've already put you down next to waks and Da Big Psycho as 100%  :curse: :curse: all the time.  Also "my rant" was backed up by Janet Reno's own words, as in she completely misunderstood and completely overreacted to the supposed "threat".