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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3100 on: April 03, 2020, 12:09:06 AM »
FWIW, if the projections were that zero shutdowns would only lead to 30-60k deaths, I'd probably be OK with not shutting down anything. It would be a crazy ass flu season though

The original Imperial College study projected that severe social distancing actions, that were in place for 18 months, would result in halving the number of people that died as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.  I believe this included non-coronavirus people who died due to overwhelmed health systems as well.

literally all of this is wrong

Yeah, at second look, the severe social distancing for 18 months reduction is much greater than 50% in their projections.

the 50% reduction was using what sounds like less severe social distancing than what a lot of the country is seeing for 3 months (4 month severe social distancing for high risk groups). And it explicitly said its death calculations didn't account for deaths due to an overwhelmed health system.

Yes, I didn't argue with your all of this is wrong statement.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3101 on: April 03, 2020, 12:15:41 AM »
Percent Increase in New Cases Last 8 Days:

March 26 - 26.29%
March 27 - 23.13%
March 28 - 18.93%
March 29 - 17.62%
March 30 - 15.44%
March 31 - 15.05%
April 1 - 14.13%
April 2 - 13.40%

Percent Increase in Deaths Last 8 Days:

March 26 - 29.22%
March 27 - 31.56%
March 28 - 28.43%
March 29 - 23.56%
March 30 - 21.05%
March 31 - 27.46%
April 1 - 25.47%
April 2 - 23.07%

Percentages are based off COVID Tracking Project numbers.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3102 on: April 03, 2020, 12:17:11 AM »

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3104 on: April 03, 2020, 12:35:47 AM »
https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1245906088911949826
First of all I had no idea that General Honore has twitter, that's amazing now I'm following.

I love that man, he is the personification of leadership. I was dead wrong about the federal government's capability of distributing these supplies. This was well put and it's unfortunate we have the crew of eff ups managing this while General Honore is sitting at home.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3105 on: April 03, 2020, 01:08:28 AM »
it's weird because you'd think that turning everything over to the army, letting them figure it out and then taking the credit would be right up trump's alley.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3106 on: April 03, 2020, 01:20:26 AM »
it's weird because you'd think that turning everything over to the army, letting them figure it out and then taking the credit would be right up trump's alley.

He loves the generals, but he spends most of his time talking to Jared Kushner and CEO’s so it was never likely.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3108 on: April 03, 2020, 01:32:58 AM »
I would like to, but I promised God I wouldn’t until after Easter and I don’t want to piss him off.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3109 on: April 03, 2020, 01:46:41 AM »
I would like to, but I promised God I wouldn’t until after Easter and I don’t want to piss him off.

heh, i forgot you gave up twitter.  god is really testing you this year.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3111 on: April 03, 2020, 08:14:39 AM »
I feel like she probably wasn't doing this because she was particularly alarmed after the meeting. Rather, it was just an ordinary day of insider trading that unexpectedly blew up.

https://twitter.com/dfriedman33/status/1245301513028800513

Lol. Yeah, business as usual.

https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1246059679094095873

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3112 on: April 03, 2020, 08:27:44 AM »
read the thread.

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/1245717857247408128
Remember when K-Dub tried to say this wasn't a big deal because a large portion of the deaths were concentrated in the single nursing home in Washington? Yeah

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3113 on: April 03, 2020, 09:30:38 AM »
I 'member

60 million Americans caught H1N1 and it killed 12,000. Somehow we weathered that storm without destroying our economy.

US death toll for COVID still under 100 (more than half of which from a cluster of nursing homes in Washington state), reported cases under 5,000 (let’s speculate 100k unreported). Meanwhile we’re plunging our country into a depression. Great work, chicken littles.

AP: Coronavirus Shutdown Threatens Jobs
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3114 on: April 03, 2020, 09:40:56 AM »
Yeesh, it's like every piece of news makes this response seem incompetent

https://twitter.com/NickRiccardi/status/1246076084468084737

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3115 on: April 03, 2020, 09:47:10 AM »
I 'member

60 million Americans caught H1N1 and it killed 12,000. Somehow we weathered that storm without destroying our economy.

US death toll for COVID still under 100 (more than half of which from a cluster of nursing homes in Washington state), reported cases under 5,000 (let’s speculate 100k unreported). Meanwhile we’re plunging our country into a depression. Great work, chicken littles.

AP: Coronavirus Shutdown Threatens Jobs

He also told us that Trump's "hoax" comment was taken out of context.    :jerk:

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3116 on: April 03, 2020, 09:57:24 AM »
Can’t wait til this hysteria dies down and KSUW comes back.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3117 on: April 03, 2020, 10:00:16 AM »
https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1245906088911949826
First of all I had no idea that General Honore has twitter, that's amazing now I'm following.

I love that man, he is the personification of leadership. I was dead wrong about the federal government's capability of distributing these supplies. This was well put and it's unfortunate we have the crew of eff ups managing this while General Honore is sitting at home.

that's a good watch

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3119 on: April 03, 2020, 10:36:29 AM »
:dunno:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1246060483716755456?s=20

McDonald's sells billions of burgers every year. Surely they would have no trouble filling an order for 1,000 cheeseburgers if you were to just drive up and place it.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3120 on: April 03, 2020, 10:40:52 AM »
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3121 on: April 03, 2020, 10:42:33 AM »
:dunno:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1246060483716755456?s=20

McDonald's sells billions of burgers every year. Surely they would have no trouble filling an order for 1,000 cheeseburgers if you were to just drive up and place it.

We have a winning analogy. Especially if you pare it with hundred of other MacDonald's have to fill that same order at the same time.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3122 on: April 03, 2020, 10:46:06 AM »
I didn't think anyone could do a proper parody of the most obvious song, but this guy did it justice...

[youtube]https://youtu.be/ojrtwXqqc6g[/youtube]

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3123 on: April 03, 2020, 10:48:54 AM »
:dunno:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1246060483716755456?s=20

This talking point was discussed and slapped away a month ago, same stupid crap dax and ksuw tried before this was proven moronic and they disappeared, you're a month behind that, congrats.

My God maybe the Governor of Georgia wasn't lying about not knowing how COVID is spread until Wednesday. These MAGA idiots just may be this dumb, I guess that's what happens when you only read and listen to MAGA sources.