I landed in the Memphis airport today on a flight with a bunch of military of varying types on our plane. When we landed the stewardess (high-quality POA) made an announcement that military guys in uniform could get off first. Couple army guys in fatigues got off first and got a rousing round of applause. Then from the back of the plane, back where all the poop smell is, sauntered a couple Navy dudes. I think they were expecting the same applause as the Army guys got, but really it was not even close. Just a couple of pity claps as they awkwardly tried to get their luggage (which they insist is called “sidebringers” in Navy lingo) unstuck from the too-small overhead. It was insanely awkward.